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@drabdulhameed07 Cirrhosis

Diagnose this in ONE word 🧠🤯

@Kayy_Bee94 It’s so little sex but we have a 2 year old and a 1 year old and self employed. I mean we still did it enough to have these two but for now I’m tired - just so tired.

I can’t wrap my head around married couples not fucking each other

@SenWarren Except you wouldn’t

Jeff Bezos has $222 billion. If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over. And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

@RealEmirHan Threesome in Bridgerton

Name the most unnecessary sex scene in a movie or series? I’ll start:

@CalltoActivism What a waste of judicial resources

🚨IT’S NOW OFFICIAL: Gov. JB Pritzker just made Illinois the FIRST state to let people SUE ICE agents for violating their rights. Federal immunity is blown to hell. This is the blueprint. Every state needs to wake the hell up and follow.

@iAnonPatriot Immediately

Be honest, Are yall buying one of these if it does chores around the house..??

@ronsterd89 She looks pretty good

Every time I step into Walmart I lose a little more faith… Why are people out here shopping in full sleep mode? Pajamas, slippers, hair looking like they fought a tornado and lost. Did nobody think, “maybe I should actually get dressed before going out in public”? I’m not asking for anything fancy — just basic effort. The bar is literally on the floor and people are still crawling under it. It’s not just lazy, it’s straight up embarrassing.

@GuntherEagleman It will be our pleasure. Maybe I can get a post office box if you greedy shits stay home for the winter.

No one cares. Literally, no one.

@DefiantLs I believe they’re misinformed

What do you think?

@Acyn Winning doesn’t mean people like you.

Mockler: I'm so sick of the president of the United States spending valuable time attacking random celebrities. When Mueller died, he celebrated it. He's honestly morally inferior the way he celebrates these deaths. I'm a young dude who's always looking for moral clarity from our leadership Moynihan: Don't look to DC for moral clarity Mockler: I could have looked up to Obama and actually learned patience. I could have looked up to Obama and learned gratitude. If I look to Trump, I don't even know what I learn from that. Bully everyone around you. Isolate your allies, be an absolute asshole to anyone who interacts with you. What's the lesson that I'm supposed to take from this guy?

@Newsforce That’s still just 1200 a year. There’d have to be a whole army of consultants to get to millions.

🇨🇦 MILLIONS OF AMERICANS ARE QUIETLY APPLYING FOR CANADIAN CITIZENSHIP Canada changed its citizenship law in December, opening the door for millions of Americans with Canadian ancestry to apply. One Ottawa consultant says her American caseload jumped from 10 applications a month to 100 and stayed there. Source: NewsForce

@itsrosesm Not yet

A question for the 77 million Trump voters... do you regret anything?

@Geniustechw Lesson learned

WATCH: College students who over stayed their visas are arrested by ICE in Hidalgo, TX. What would you like to say to these guys on their way out?

@Moon_River05 Probably

Okay what am I missing here. Billions has just been spent on astronauts going to the moon.....again. Am I the only one that thinks its a collossal waste of money?

@jaybsauceda Yes

Did every alert system in central Texas decide to run a test today? I've gotten 5 separate emergency alert tests since 10 this morning.

@RepJeffries Not gonna happen.

Pam Bondi has been fired. Good riddance. Pete Hegseth is next.

@adnan_aliyu @Threadscenes @grok Ant toes knee kick

@Threadscenes @grok please pronounce it

Pronounce it slowly 😅 Very difficult

@Threadscenes Kick knee toes ant

@OliLondonTV Moby makes good music, not good public policy.

Musician Moby demands Americans boycott companies that support Trump. “Stop supporting the scumbag corporations who support Trump and ICE.”

@usanewshq Taft?

The painting above President Trump as he walked out tonight tells you everything you need to know