William "Hey, just following up here" Gruger

from now on please only refer to me as William “as referenced by the dictionary” Gruger

RFK Jr: [sounding like a fork in a garbage disposal] and that’s when the Worm told me to decapitate the whale Olivia Nuzzi: [slowly playing with her engagement ring] wow :)

lots of beautiful love stories online today😍

pop star album trajectory album 1: here i am! im just like you album 2: i got famous and im scared album 3: but im soooo happy and self assured now album 4: just kidding album 5: mostly failed genre experiment

Jennifer Lawrence Lessig

what it was like to go to high school during the george w bush administration

@0xChristina @Melknee OH LOL sorry i was very tired reading this

@wGruger @Melknee Just your love for crypto 😂

Big milestone for us and our vision for onchain social. New paths for social products should and will be uncharted territory fundamentally enabled by platform and permissionless innovation. ”You’ll never stumble on unexpected if you stick to the familiar”. Now we're open. Let's get f**king weird.

@0xChristina @Melknee ???

@Melknee Its been so long - we need to share more @wGruger stories again. Denver?

any trend pieces out there on the rise of bit interviews? is that a thing? youtube.com/watch?v=vFGWIh…

turns out the way chris farley interviewed paul mccartney in that snl sketch is actually the only way that artists will sit down for person to person interviews now twitter.com/DailyLoud/stat…

@allenvwin wow

@JoshuaOgundu it's just water

Liquid death has really grown on me like a lot

@depthsofwiki @BrandyLJensen

@MikeIsaac never log off Mike

the person going viral for “my seasonal depression is actually a result of my mensa childhood” tweets also did a multitweet thread interrogating their reasons for still going to see t*yl*r sw*ft during her brief relationship with the 1975 guy (i have brainworms for knowing this)

only one man can find the sub

my favorite TOTK questline so far has been getting this fussy band to their gig

@GallagherDess Wow good to know thanks! My friends growing up a long time ago had the toys, but didn’t know they had a whole backstory

@wGruger They live within the depths of the jungle in South America as its the only part of the planet that is similar to their own home planet. Their species of Transformer is animal based, changing their alt mode from an animal to be vehicle would be pretty alien to them/hard to adjust.

so the transformers were robots that disguised themselves as cars so they could blend into the human world but in this new movie they transform into a giant gorilla and a giant cheetah? what?

baby gronk has committed war crimes in the balkans

@GallagherDess so when they come to earth wouldn’t it make more sense for them to transform into cars and trucks instead of giant animals because that’s how it’s easier to get around on here?

@wGruger The maximals transform into animals because on their home planet it is like a big jungle without any roads, bridges or highways to travel on, a car or truck would not have an easy time getting from A to B in the middle of a jungle or rugged terrain but an animal can.