Tom Walker

All of Red Dwarf is now on iPlayer. Dwarfers, what’s your favourite episode?

Today was the day that thousands of brand new froglets left their tadpoly ways in the pond on Hampstead Heath and tried to cross the footpath of death to the woods. I helped by carrying some by hand & shouting to people to not tread on the baby frogs. Got some funny looks 😂

based on a sleepy true story

Sacked, resigned, survived, Sacked, resigned, lied.

Classic Ashes scenes as disbelieving man discovers you can’t buy 12 cans of Stella at Euston M&S self scan because “it’s not yet 7am sir”

Craft For Kids - Make your own lifelike 3D Donald Trump picture (Ask an adult for help with the cutting out)

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don't. God how much of my life have I wasted on here. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Tories unveil their new election slogan

Street poster found in Australia

@InternetH0F I have you pinned with my bishop.

@Thewearyadvent1 Good! So many cool & fun moments.

Seen it? Good or Bad?

Play chess with us at the Grand Opening of Streatham Common's chess tables. Sat 20 May 12noon-3pm. Marquee; running simul; giant set. Treats @rookerymarket next door. @Rookery100 @sccoopstreatham @ecfchess #chess.

We will be at Kite Day tomorrow on a joint stall with our colleagues from Streatham BID @instreatham and the Streatham Festival @streatfest Come and share your thoughts with us.

Extending our right to roam to field margins would make available a further 5m hectares (38%) of England and help address inequalities blighting our access to the countryside. Let's explore how field margins are important to EXTEND, CONNECT, MITIGATE and RESTORE access 🧵

@scottsantens Fair compensation seemingly died in the mid 70's. A scalable UBI would ensure our wages(income) would rise as our productivity rises. It would also empower workers by increasing their leverage/power to negotiate, helping address the issue of declining union membership.

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This is turning into Buckaroo

"The moment of crowning has arrived." Having had two kids, I recommend Charles mashes the gas & air and tries to relax his fanny.