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@SamanthaTaghoy She isn’t Secretary of State. Liar

This is Jess Phillips, the Secretary of State for Safeguarding and Violence against Women and Girls. Seemingly drunk, slurring her words, and barely able to keep her eyes open. While talking about murdered women and girls. She is an absolute disgrace.

@jonsopel Didn’t believe when Levy said we’d miss him when he’s gone. Effing do now!

And gone. The Liz Truss of football. What a mess our team is right now #COYS

@ga11agbon Telling us you have no life outside football? What a sad existence

Sick of this! Friday night wasted! Could be out but I’m watching this crap on the tele! When is the premier league back please!!!

@beverleyturner “Why did he appointment him” 😂😂😂 what a thick waste of space you are

Yeah, yeah he feels bad... But W H Y did he appointment him in the first place?? Is this journalism or therapy? 🤯

@mrmarkdolan @TalkTV I’d rather walk barefoot on broken glass.

🚨Catch me on @talktv for five days back-to-back: Thursday 26 March 1–4pm Friday 27 March 1–4pm Saturday 28 March 6–10am Sunday 29 March 6–10am Monday 30 March 6–10am Watch on YouTube or listen on DAB+ I’ll wear something nice 😄📻📺

@HotspurLane Highly unlikely he’ll ever play football again I heard.

Do you think we will ever see Dejan Kulusevski play for #THFC again? 🤷‍♂️🫣

@SpursOfficial @krakenfx Isn’t Van de ven suspended?

Team news is in 🫡 🔢 @krakenfx

@SebOnFootball I have also heard he may never return which will sad if true.

Anyone seen any updates on Kulusevski/Kudus?

@GBNEWS @Nanaakua1 Worst racist TV has ever had

'I look back over the 50 years, I've always stuck to what I thought made people laugh!' @NanaAkua1 joins legendary comedian Jim Davidson as he celebrates 50 years in showbiz.

@Cormsbadger Even that’s stretching it

Guz Khan is the only person worth watching on Winlkleman

@NadineDorries Sour grapes and very bitter about not being blocked by Sunak from joining the lords.

First time back in the hood. Depressing to learn and see that the Commons barely does anything anymore. The bustle and the fizz, the passion and the purpose, gone.

@RoworthJack Primark mate

Ange Postecoglou wore this full-zip jacket when he was last managing, and I’ve been wondering for so long what brand it is and where I can get one from. I want one myself, and I particularly like the collar too.

@PeterBleksley @GBNEWS @Alexarmstrong Vile man

Very happy to be on my way to ⁦@GBNEWS⁩, to appear on The ⁦@Alexarmstrong⁩ Show between 9pm and midnight. I wonder what lunatic lefty I’ll get to rinse tonight?

@shebahn Very nice but portion way too small

I’d say this is the perfect roast dinner… and it was the perfect portion. Happy Mother’s Day! 🌺

@InsideUtdHQ @SpursOfficial @krakenfx Behind you!

@SpursOfficial @krakenfx Where’s Richarlison

How we line up in Liverpool 👊 🔢 @krakenfx

@SpursOfficial @krakenfx We’re doomed

@IsabelOakeshott @TfL @policylaila No you did not!

THE tube. Saturday morning. Nobody seemed bothered. I tried to help this person. They were alive but dead to the world. No ⁦@TfL⁩ staff anywhere. London -amazing city; awful decline @policylaila

@IanDarke Yes absolutely! Of course you believe he should have waited for more inevitable blunders then sub him. Genius!

@wallidan Wrong time to change. Had to correct his error 17 mins in. You seem to think that was ok.

Igor Tudor’s record at Spurs. Four straight defeats with 14 goals conceded. Bizarre to drop the No1 keeper away to Atletico and leave out Palhinha, whose steel would surely have been handy jn an away game like that. Team looked wrong for that assignment.

@IsabelOakeshott @Nigel_Farage @TiceRichard Only people he’ll be meeting in UAE are baggage handlers and bus drivers

BREAKING: as @Nigel_Farage heads to the US to meet President Trump, @TiceRichard has landed in the Gulf for meetings with UAE ministers - and me! 🥰