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@GBAMole1 @niff_wizzy @thisismeeema The uk is in Europe

@niff_wizzy @thisismeeema Nope, Ireland is in Europe. You’re thinking of Northern Ireland, which is a different country than Ireland.

Don’t come for me but I just learnt that they’re four countries in the United Kingdom😭

@KhanSaba1278 I think you might be talking shite here

I need to talk about my neighbors because I have been holding this in for too long. They had a birthday party this weekend. For one of their kids. In their backyard. I counted six children and two adults. There were balloons. There was a cake on a folding table. It lasted maybe two hours in the middle of the afternoon. And I am sorry but who is going to tell people that you cannot just do this. The noise. Six children making the sound that six children make. For two hours. On a Saturday. I had things I wanted to do in my own home and instead I had to listen to a party I was not invited to and would not have attended anyway. The cars. Two extra cars parked on the street near my house. On the public street, yes, but near my house, which means in front of the area I consider to be my general zone. And the balloons. One of them came loose and drifted into my yard and I had to be the one to deal with a stray balloon on my own property because of a party that had nothing to do with me. They did not warn me. No note, no heads up, no hey we are having a small thing on Saturday. They just decided to have a celebration in a yard that shares a fence with mine and let me find out about it by hearing it. If you are going to host an event, even a small one, the neighbors should be consulted. We share an environment. My Saturday is part of that environment and they spent it without asking. I am aware some people will say it was just a kids birthday party. To those people I would say it is never just anything when it affects the people around you.

@dynastytribal Ric flair is such a cunt of a man

Ric Flair speaks on his own Drinking problems

@ProudScotCelt @Detroit67Book It’s something rhe bbc should be doing

@Detroit67Book Is stv not a commercial channel,couldn't another channel do it, if commercially viable ,isn't this why we have a state broadcaster, I don't watch terrestrial TV, only asking out of interest

Your regular reminder that broadcast policy is no devolved

@gearoidoriain86 Just tweeting through it I see

“I’m ethnically Scottish but born and raised in England” “I’m half English half Irish in London” “I’m Welsh but I speak English” NO. There are only two categories—Gall and Gael. Everything else is Anglo abstraction designed to confuse and deracinate

@boxninja @paintssometime @MaxRovensky Correct, a nice wee cheap flight to the sun. Canny wack it

@paintssometime @MaxRovensky The RyanAir/EasyJet stans support it because it subsdizes their €5 or £5 cheapskate fare or whatever.

If only there were multiple GIANT plaques all over the website and the app warning you about all of this this every step of the way that you have to be a toddler not to notice

@gearoidoriain86 @amhaltach @zombiemakeover @BenjBenjBenjM @notanerable @Crimb1eCrumb1e Correct you are not a Brit or free stater. You’re a fucking yank and fucking delusional plus a massive Fanny

@amhaltach @wallyboy25 @zombiemakeover @BenjBenjBenjM @notanerable @Crimb1eCrumb1e Nope, I’m not a Brit or Free Stater who only ever gets tough online or when drunk like you people. Muted

I was born with an Irish name. All throughout my life I was bullied for it. You will never understand what it is actually like to be from my culture. You are American.

@gearoidoriain86 @zombiemakeover @BenjBenjBenjM @notanerable @Crimb1eCrumb1e 😂 ok yank you enjoy living in America with the Americans

@wallyboy25 @zombiemakeover @BenjBenjBenjM @notanerable @Crimb1eCrumb1e OK Brit have fun living in English with the English

@gearoidoriain86 @zombiemakeover @BenjBenjBenjM @notanerable @Crimb1eCrumb1e That’s a no then.

@wallyboy25 @zombiemakeover @BenjBenjBenjM @notanerable @Crimb1eCrumb1e I mostly let Anglos have their delusions but you guys get brave online because you’re so miserable in person so

@gearoidoriain86 @zombiemakeover @BenjBenjBenjM @notanerable @Crimb1eCrumb1e See when you were last in Scotland or Ireland did you tell everyone you met that they were not true Scot’s or Irish?

@wallyboy25 @zombiemakeover @BenjBenjBenjM @notanerable @Crimb1eCrumb1e I’ll go where I want when I want and not a single one of you brave online soft mice in person Brits will ever stop me because all you can do is run your mouths online

@gearoidoriain86 @zombiemakeover @BenjBenjBenjM @notanerable @Crimb1eCrumb1e I can not speak for the Irish, bus as someone born and bred in Scotland please don’t come back.

@zombiemakeover @BenjBenjBenjM @notanerable @Crimb1eCrumb1e I’ve already lived in both Ireland and Scotland and can go back whenever, again, you have nothing I can’t have. That’s enough attention for you and your neuroses and insecurities

@Frances_Coppola Got to admit it’s some size of lamp post.

St Petersburg.

@notanerable What the fuck is an Irish immersive weekend? I bet it’s fucking lord of the Rings type shite

Incredible stuff happening on plastic paddy twitter

@Diseasel22 @nonregemesse Tremendous, fucking brilliant 😂

@nonregemesse Adolf "Adi" Dassler's son Robert "Bobby" Dassler was arguably more famous in Britain.

Also known as the correct way

@bussyboi420 @CrispyHoover @jimbojd4 Where are you eating real Chinese food in Vegas?

@CrispyHoover @jimbojd4 Idk about you, but I absolutely do eat real chinese food. I especially like deep fried pig intestines. But I'll also readily go for kidney and blood. Not quail blood though, it's too springy. It's definitely been funny seeing euros thinking the US is homogeneous.

Since we hating on Europeans I just wanna add that I absolutely loathe the way British people say “pasta”

@Apolly123_ That’s not the England flag

🚨 Probability of winning the World Cup 🇲🇦 Morocco ~ 1% 🇪🇸 Spain ~ 7.5% 🇺🇸 USA ~ 2% 🇵🇹 Portugal ~ 6% 🇳🇱 Netherlands ~ 5% 🇬🇧 England ~ 11% 🇦🇷 Argentina ~ 13% 🇫🇷 France ~ 16% 🇧🇷 Brazil ~ 18% 🇲🇽 Mexico ~ 2…. look below

@CookingHub_ The mum doesn’t sound very Italian

italian mother feeds family of 4 with eggs in a steel pan.

@sharrond62 @marksandspencer Still being an absolute cunt I see Sharron

Someone needs to tell this man the law as a service provider! So many @marksandspencer have turned the WOMENs into an ‘anyones’ free for all, but kept the men’s ! Not ok

@M05tlyWr35le1ng Posh cunts will never allow. Even though they should

AEW should absolutely run more Tennis stadiums. The atmosphere in general is just better than arenas. Forbidden Door 2027 should be at Centre Court Wimbledon.