Paul Walters

‘India, give us back our £2.3 BILLION!’ @PatrickChristys congratulates India on their successful moon mission, but says ‘as a rule, if you can afford to fire a rocket at the dark side of the moon, you shouldn’t be coming to us with your hand out for foreign aid!’

Should the wearing of masks and hoodies be banned in UK shops?

These fighting-age men are crossing the Channel as we speak. More undocumented migrants heading to a town near you!

Why I am angry about illegal immigrants invading. My nephew had to wait over 12 hours for an ambulance recently, 2 weeks in ITU, 50/50 chance of survival. A dinghy capsizes 4 miles off the French coast & ambulances are ready & waiting on the Dover Quayside to pick them up.

This wasn’t Erik ten Hag bumping into Kobbie Mainoo and starting a conversation. He makes a bee-line towards Mainoo to specifically speak to him amid the celebrations. Erik knows who the future of his midfield is.

Question: Why are black people (3% of the UK population) so heavily over-represented in TV dramas/adverts while South Asians (Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, Sri Lankans etc - 5% of the UK population) virtually absent. Does anyone know what is going on? swlondoner.co.uk/entertainment/…

@PaulEmbery Either male or female I believe

Eddie Izzard is a man. Everybody knows it. Even those who claim otherwise know it. We have got to stop putting feelings before facts.

I've had the most outrageous dressing room today for a new commercial shoot....AN ENTIRE AEROPLANE 😂 Had to try on the Captain's hat tho didn't I? "hello ladies and gentlemen Captain Vorders speaking from the flighdeck. Fasten your seat belts. We're in for a helluva ride 😂"

⁦@Sonny7⁩ taking after his idol

@antonyelderton Hippy hippy shake😉 Well done mate 🍻

Finally after all those years my first hole in one,a superb off the bottom grove 7iron 😉

Made me giggle 😂

Why are there so many vaccinated people in hospital? cosmosmagazine.com/health/covid/w…

@mrdanwalker CRaig get the Jab… SCD have not done all the protocols…how many now have tested P ? Obviously the ones who cannot be bothered to get jabbed!! Disappointed !!!

🗣 Zlatan Ibrahimović on Wayne Rooney: “Whoever played with him has to be happy, because he made them better. He doesn't get the credit he deserves, when he played with Cristiano, all the work was done by Rooney but Ronaldo got the praise for the amazing goals.” 💪💥 #MUFC

Hands up if you’re world class ✋

It’s a shame it has come to this but I feel forced into publicly defending myself after weeks of being bashed by a particular newspaper. @TheSun have come to me repeatedly offering me sums of money to do exclusives, which I politely decline. Now it seems they feel the need to…

@ManUtdMEN The bookies have Brendon Rogers odds on!

Ralf Rangnick 'a main candidate' to possibly replace Ole Gunnar Solskjaer #mufc manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football…

@Indycell1 @DickWinchester @NHSMillion @doctor_oxford @BinitaKane @DrSelvarajah @JujuliaGrace @AlisonGeorge10 @trishgreenhalgh @dgurdasani1 @mikegalsworthy @DRTomlinsonEP I hope they do. Maybe we can let those dismissing it see the truth

@SullivanMonty @NHSMillion @doctor_oxford @BinitaKane @DrSelvarajah @JujuliaGrace @AlisonGeorge10 @trishgreenhalgh @dgurdasani1 @mikegalsworthy @DRTomlinsonEP Please get your booster vaccine. Evidence suggests it is hugely effective at preventing this.

'You ain't half cheered me up' @crawleytown boss John Yems after defeat to @TranmereRovers in the #FACup