Arizona State Mime Inspector

This is me at any restaurant where they put fresh grated Parmesan on your food and you have to tell them when to stop. #food #starwars #memes

.@LovesTravelStop Any idea when that EV charging station at Cordes Junction in Arizona will open? It's been listed as "coming soon" on @plugshare for more than a year.

If you think you're having a bad day, consider the projectionists who have to roll the Melania movie. #uspol #movies #entertainment

@samantitheos I could watch this for hours. Damnnnnnn.

it is literally insane that the whole world is now obsessed with "the boy aquarium" and meanwhile we're all just sleeping on women's hockey when they're out there pulling moves like this

Shouldn't major #media outlets know the difference between a lectern and a podium? Just embarrassing. @NotPodium @NBCNews @AP "Man convicted for carrying Pelosi's podium during Capitol riot seeks Florida county office" #journalism share.google/o4Rnie5Qxl0ylZ…

@LordStache @ihavenotattoos 🤣

@wandering_j @ihavenotattoos It's not up for debate

marketplace grail i found today

@LordStache @ihavenotattoos I don't want my hog roasted

@ihavenotattoos I raise you:

@lwtprophecy I'm wondering the same. Just heard the ICE ad today.

soooo…where are we moving our music/podcast streaming since spotify promotes ICE and generative ai

Well, I heard an ICE recruiting ad on @Spotify today. Time to do to them what I did to Pandora, Disney and Paramount+.

Hey, @LovesTravelStop - what's the ETA on your EV charging station in Mayer, Arizona?

Shout-out to the @DairyQueen crew on 28th Drive in Phoenix. They've been slammed by a team of 10yo soccer players that just won a tournament. Not easy to keep things moving with all of that craziness plus the regular stuff!

@SenMarkKelly Have you considered NOT voting for the orange guy's nominees? That would be a great starting place.

This Administration is tying itself in knots trying to explain why these strikes in the Caribbean are legal or effective. These routes are more commonly used to smuggle drugs to Europe, not the United States.

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

A reminder for my #journalism and #media friends: "False claim" is how a weasel pronounces "lie."

@GabeWatson1623 @AdamKinzinger @BrendanCarrFCC

Maybe you should read a little more, Adam. The stations have the right to not broadcast anything they deem. The affiliates chose to not air Jimmy Kimmel’s show, not the FCC. But you like to lie a lot so I don’t expect you to actually look into something like this…Just keep doing what the people that pay you to spout nonsense want.

Oh hey there @BrendanCarrFCC this appears to be you?

@CowntJrakula @Deconn @EastEndJoe He hasn't answered. Interesting.

@Deconn @EastEndJoe When was the last time you visited the UK?

American media doesn’t have the balls to do this. 👇

Whether we call it the Department of Defense or the Department of War, the guy who runs it wears makeup often enough that he needs a room for it. #USPolitics

@userlandleft @LucienWolfe111 @atrupar Don't read too much into it. Pepper was in his graduating class.

@LucienWolfe111 @atrupar No way you’re a Dr. and this stupid

photos of Trump's hand today (via Getty)

Avoid @Wondershare. Horrible scam company that will charge you without providing service.

@Slate When I worked in journalism, we'd call a story like this a blowjob. You guys are generally pretty good, but damn. This is the worst I've ever seen from you.

It was a relic of the ’90s. The food was OK at best. Now it’s the hottest restaurant in America. What happened? slate.trib.al/5k4TIsE

@SharondaTe69937 Damn, that all looks SO GOOD

Perfect match😇