Sammi

@Carter__boy_ Yeah, hilarious🙄🤮

he licked his hand then slapped her 😂

@UpTambourine That’s not the same smell though

Have you ever smelled a child that comes inside from playing? I dont like my laundry smelling like that. Outside has a smell and it's gross. Lol

@KitchenRecipes_ Straight to fucking JAIL with this wtf.

Never throw away old pasta

@sciencegirl The stove

What’s missing

@AlexCrecesco @NiggahPlease77 @Viralvid_89 Why would you get thrown in prison for defending yourself? Why should a man allow himself to get smacked several times just bc it’s a girl? Girls don’t just get to hit people with zero consequence. That’s also not a woman beater. Dumbass.

@NiggahPlease77 @Viralvid_89 And then land in prison as you rightfully should. And be known as a woman beater in prison. Yeah that will suit you. Real men dont hit a woman who can barely harm them. You can always play the bitch and act same way she does. Thats your choice pal or gal

Woman attacks a man outside McDonald’s, then plays victim asking why he’d “hit a girl” after he defends himself.

@Ebuz042 @rhedd5 @OneBadDude_ He jumped on his fuckin car after destroying his property. He did nothing wrong you absolute moron

@rhedd5 @OneBadDude_ Okay but he could have still dodged him

@muheediva01 Every year. IDC I’m not working on my birthday I’m doing whatever I want 🥳

ADULTS OVER 30; do you take off work for your birthday , or do you think it’s childish?

@immaterialslut HE******

@SaeLipa @willmourds He literally didn’t hit first are you dumb.

@willmourds em qqer pais decente o cara ganharia milhoes por apanhar do segurança, mesmo estando errado o segurança não tem o direito de agredir alguem, se ele não sabe se defender ou imobilizar a pessoa pra desescalar a situação, ele não deveria ser segurança

Olha o que acontece quando o cara acha que o hospital é a sala da casa dele… O segurança avisou 3 vezes e eles ignoraram. Na terceira... levou dois jab diretos bem dados. Você acha que o vigilante exagerou ou foi merecido?

@BronzeAgeBimbo Literally your face.

i feel like i need to start accepting that when people misgender me they r kind of doing it on purpose cause like what about this gives sir

@THizzle77168 @DrAlmarielao Lol bc I do Pilates you can’t take me seriously😂fucking loser

@wanderluvv @DrAlmarielao Your profile photos says enough about you. Lol I can’t take you or your opinion seriously. Good day

A woman shares a dating story that left her stunned. She met a guy online, they picked a restaurant, and she arrived early; opened a tab and ordered a drink while waiting. When he showed up, everything seemed normal. They moved to a table, had dinner, good conversation, no red flags. But when the bill came, the waitress asked if everything should go on the card already on file; hers. He stayed completely silent. She awkwardly said yes, he casually asked “are you sure?”… and still didn’t offer to help. Afterward, they exchanged numbers, and she assumed he’d send his half. The next day, she sent her Venmo. No response. No payment. But was ready for second date. That’s not just awkward; that’s a lack of basic respect. It’s one thing to split a bill, but letting someone else cover everything without even offering or following up says a lot about character. Would you give someone a second chance after this, or is that an immediate red flag?

@Kissmycrink77 @end3of6days9 😂😂😂so you’re a problem. Thanks for announcing it. It’d be much easier if you all did so we can just lock you tf out.

@end3of6days9 The florist wasn’t polite- she was a Bi*ch. The shop owner needs to take into account customers open doors and sometimes hold them open to look inside the store longer than 15 seconds! No way I’d go to a florist with such an arrogant pissy attitude.

🌡️ This rude customer walks into a flower shop on a 90° day and refuses to close the door behind her… The florist politely asks her multiple times to shut it because the air conditioner is on and the shop has to stay cool for all the flowers. But the customer just keeps arguing and stands right in the doorway holding it open the entire time. The shop owner even tells her to leave and she still won't listen. Then the customer says she was “going to buy 1 single flower”… so all of this drama was over one flower? 😭

@MavsRealist @WHLeavitt Are you fucking dumb. Why would you ever let someone who will definitely do that again, see the light of day again

@WHLeavitt No because they man lived. But a few decades behind bars would suffice

Do you agree this 23-year-old punk Kamel Hawkins should rot in prison for the rest of his life for shoving that 45-year-old man in front of an incoming train in NYC? A. Yep B. No.

@ronsterd89 I’d rather see this than the half naked people I see everywhere.

OK I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it EVERY SINGLE TIME I step foot in Walmart because apparently NO ONE is listening: WHY are people walking around this store looking like they literally just rolled out of bed?!?! Hair looking like a bird’s nest, lounge clothes on, slippers like you forgot you had them on before they you the house. I’m sorry but if you’re gonna come out in public to grocery shop, at least have the common decency to put on REAL CLOTHES! People are so unbelievably lazy these days it’s actually embarrassing. You shouldn’t be trotting around like that in front of actual functioning adults! It’s an embarrassment to everyone around you and quite frankly I get SECOND-HAND embarrassment just having to witness it. Fix yourselves, people. This is not a hotel lobby, it’s WALMART...

@THizzle77168 @DrAlmarielao That wasn’t what she said at all you absolute twat waffle.

@DrAlmarielao I don’t see why he has to pay for drinks you chose to get before he got there? Nothing says a ma should pay for everything. It’s ok for women to pay for things too. The entitlement is crazy. Just say you couldn’t afford it instead of making this guy look bad. Smdh

@_CajunTexanGirl @AkevvFlurry @WallStreetApes Yes it is. A grown adult should be able to live off a full time minimum wage job. Fuckin dick.

@AkevvFlurry @WallStreetApes Minimum wage is not an adult career salary. It’s a low skill job for high school students. If - after 20 YEARS - they have not had even one raise, the problem is with the worker.

Man is freaking out because he’s at the grocery store and he shows that all the items he normally buys now say they’re ineligible for EBT The grocery store has put up these new little signs by items saying they’re no longer eligible for Food Stamps “It’s happening. What am I gonna drink now? Not eligible. What is going on man, what we supposed to drink now? Not eligible. Not eligible” Life hack: If you have a job and use your debt card, it’s all eligible to be purchased

@TashiBjorn @gofishh77 Are you a dumbass on purpose or

@gofishh77 School Director is not saying that she can’t answer the phone. She’s saying that if the phone must be answered, then go home. It’s not like she’s not giving the rude, selfish, idiotic woman an option 🤷🏻‍♀️

This woman had just clocked out from her shift, and her 8-year-old son’s phone was ringing, so she answered it. The school director had an issue with that and was kicking her out. Notice that the school director goes silent once she is told the whole exchange was recorded. Should she file a complaint or sue?! If she was clocked out, she can take a phone call.

@smooke__ “Take a right hand turn” … goes left

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 SHOOT EM UP TWIN

@teamweissmann @KamalaHarris Please explain why it’s necessary

Every time you open your mouth or tweet, I am reminded to be grateful that you are not the president. It's disgusting to me that your hatred for Trump leads you to cheerlead against America. This war is both just and necessary. Biden and Obama, with your support, are the reason it's necessary.

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this. Trump's recklessness is needlessly putting our brave service members in harm's way, destroying America's global standing, and making life even more unaffordable for the American people. We must all stand against this and oppose funding this illegal war of choice.

@_BeeHolder_ @Neatspenny23 @DESI0RE Again- cry for a village and then tell everyone to shut up bc it’s not what you wanna hear. Cry about it. But anyone can give parenting advice.

@wanderluvv @Neatspenny23 @DESI0RE Nannies don't work 24 hours a day, I he stakes are not the same. The child is not hers. She's being paid to nanny. It is not the same and she would not be able to dole out parenting advice because she is not a parent.

People without children CAN in fact offer people with children parenting advice....