Dave Warren

@BlondeTalksSkin 👎

Finally had a response from Vitality saying they're not willing to offer us a joint policy because apparently (completely unbeknownst to me) my GP had said I had slightly high blood pressure once a few years ago. Lovely waste of 6 weeks that was

@NewshamKyl70579 @refsupportuk You think they wear them everyday in training? Or just match day when everyone’s watching?

@warrendavidz @refsupportuk No idea

Can anyone tell me why players use these tiny shin pads other that just copying what they see on telly? It’s total vanity. Just don’t get why they risk injury just to look trendy. Clubs allowing this is also weird as they will have to pay his wages when he can’t play and it’s his own fault. 🤷‍♂️

@BlondeTalksSkin @margins36 @Vitality_UK Ok cool. Vitality quoted me recently 21 working days to assess medical evidence on new applications - hope you get sorted soon

@warrendavidz @margins36 @Vitality_UK I already know how it works

Still no further forward with @Vitality_UK. Seriously, how long does it take to read my very uneventful medical history and decide whether or not to change the quoted price? Over a month to complete an application really doesn't bode well for their customer service does it?

@margins36 @BlondeTalksSkin @Vitality_UK Give me a DM. I can explain their cheap price which is called Optimiser and how it might increase in future. I can explain how the rewards work (and the app frustrations). And I can show you how the rest of the market works.

@BlondeTalksSkin @Vitality_UK That’s the point I had reached… I wanted the perks (particularly Champneys at 75% discount) but it felt like they kept me in limbo and my other life assurance ran out so it forced my hand!

@QuornAFC @EtheridgeCGS oh come on….

@GiuliaBould He is also the best solution for right back with Reece James out

James Garner is always the answer.

@brenckelly @SouthernLeague1 @chriscornes10 @MikeFowlerSS @Bez_1988 gets a shout too

As the @SouthernLeague1 run in approaches - Can’t help but nominate @chriscornes10 or @MikeFowlerSS as best (local) managers of the year ⚽️outstanding season so far, produced a brand worth paying to watch 👏🏻 fair play lads

@BlondeTalksSkin @Vitality_UK Happy to help if needed, Gina

Nearly a month since I applied for life insurance with @Vitality_UK and it's still not sorted. Doesn't exactly fill me with confidence 🤨

@cambridgecityfc well done lads

Championes!!!!

APRIL: It's the final month of the season & they don't get much more important than this. The first team need your support as we have 3 massive home games in a push to make the playoffs: Good Friday 3rd - AFC Sudbury Saturday 11th - Leiston Saturday 18th - Needham Market #UTQ

@EvertonNewsFeed 🤣 outstanding

Former Everton Striker Jô is set to join David Moyes’ backroom staff after the international break as a striker coach to help the development of Thierno Barry and Beto

My apologies. My previous post was frivolities around April Fools. However, the joke is on me. It turns out that HMRC WILL allow tax efficient Life Cover!! Who knew eh!? #RelevantLife #taxsavings #AprilFoolsDay

APRIL FOOL.... #AprilFoolsDay

Just to confirm, that the 12T Kit Kats had indeed taken Insurance via Astute Protection. Happy to announce that payments will be made to the baby Kit Kats in the coming days. #kitkat #insurance

@FTBLsection No, don’t make the goals smaller. Make the players better

Just make the goals smaller

@curtiswoodhous8 Quality this is. 24 years is superb. Have a great night

24 years 🤝❤️ Seen it all this lass!

@margiotta28 @curtiswoodhous8 😂😂👏🏻

@curtiswoodhous8 The only Wag that’s seen the Premier League and the Lonsdale Belt with the same club 🐐 🔥

@YouYeltz It’s an exciting run in, that’s for sure!! C’mon @QuornAFC 👊

THE PLAYOFF RACE 🏃🏽‍♂️ 🏃 🏃🏽‍♀️ The Mighty Yeltz have work to do now, and only five games in which to do it. 😰😮‍💨 🏡 03/04 - STAMFORD 🚌 06/04 - BROMSGROVE 🏡 11/04 - HARBOROUGH 🚌 18/04 - KETTERING 🏡 25/04 - SUDBURY Is five wins the requirement?? 😬😬😬 #UpTheYeltz 💙

@keelyhodgkinson Round 2…I fear that they won’t like this either

Thoroughly enjoyed the rattled comments under this, but in all seriousness, to have a global championships back in London would be incredible for our sport. I didn't think we'd get the opportunity again during my career, the british crowd would fill it everyday. Seems silly for London to be taken out of the running, over a football team not compromising on a stadium they pay RENT for when it's only a few extra away games, everything's always all about money and never moments. let us have this moment!!! pretty please 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🤝🤝🤝🤝💕💕💕💕