grimwald patronus

i cannot respect san francisco because they dont have drill music

@fuckpoasting nowadays

where do people in nyc go get a lobotomy? asking for a friend

@LucasSchiavini timothee chalantme

let this be a reminder to be more chalant be more chalant

@ItsMikeTee i always saw paul mescal as a top but i guess so

A case of nepotism so obvious it makes Gracie Abrams look like she came from the bottom.

@tradboiwife chatgpt told me i need some homeboys to come help suck it out

anyone else have that feeling in their dick after pissing that there's still a bit left and it's just like kinda stuck there or is that just me

@hot_cocoa_girl you think greta thunberg would advocate for going raw

A condom rly? Single use plastic? You hate the planet

@deektome this is the plot of slay the spire 1

i have to plunge my bare hand through mr beast’s hairless chest and yank out his defeated, shriveled heart or i might collapse

@wolfie_ von neumann was truly for the streets

using codex desktop to build another oss gui harness feels very von neumann coded

@wolfie_ i saw this too

I’m seeing credible reports of the IRGC producing a radical shia finetune of kimi k3 in underground gpu clusters beneath pickaxe mountain (kuh-e kolang gaz la)

@LocalDingus this is why fox news had no choice but to make an acquisition

my uncle was forced to twerk at gunpoint in Roku City

@confusionm8trix @1thousandfaces_ claude dang it!

just heard a youth say “on claude” instead of “on god”

@10201121772l0 this really did happen to me on ambien

20 days no weed I had a dream I got robbed at knife point in haiti

@TW1NKD3STR0YER so basically nothing

every time an LLM cites your text you should get residual money, spotify style

he died from a speeding bicycle and the culprit was doordash q3 strategy

@redfourd call me a data center the way the vast majority of people fucking hate me for no good reason

@somewheresy @thrialectics she ask me to come over so i can be thinking deeply on this

@thrialectics This is a new argument which I’ve never heard and feels genius-level to me. Real diamond in the dark here. Thinking deeply on this

Clavicular is the Marilyn Monroe of our time.

@somewheresy tazdingo

in front of the tv bar during the world cup monitoring the situation

the new kingdom of jerusalem was sort of the california of the day

@AdsoOfBelk i lost my handholding virginity there

5pm outdoor dj at the cheba hut a very sad situation

@TW1NKD3STR0YER not beating the marfan syndrome allegations

tw talking abt weight my weight loss is going very well. im 12 pounds down and at my lowest weight since i was 17. nevertheless im 10 pounds heavier than my significantly hotter boyfriend whos nearly a foot taller than me