watabolt

if you're a fan of a young team, and you're making fun of the penguins for being "old"...i hope you get the privilege of watching your young core stay loyal to your team for 20+ years. i hope you get to experience that the way pens fans have

anybody cheering for the pens in the playoffs dont say SHIT about h*tties, sh*touts, or w*nning before the 3rd period timers hit 0. we operate like 16th century peasants in this house and we ARE scared of supernatural forces 🫵🫵🫵

REAL

No one talks about how humbling it is to lose all your academic potential because of your mental health.

2003 might be the worst year to be born. 2008 - parents lose the house 2013 - too young for bitcoin 2020 - senior year on Zoom 2021 - college in lockdown 2025 - graduate into a frozen job market actually cursed

cobra “fucking” zera

Countries whose national flag changes when they are at war: 1．Philippines 🇵🇭

Blake Griffin and DeAndre Jordan just had a dunk contest with judges scoring their hand-picked in-game career dunks

One of them has to be the Joja Cashier Girl I’m calling it rn

Loan with option to kill myself.

schrödinger's funny number. 68±1

RT for a chance to win this SIGNED D-Rose jersey 🌹

College football has to be the only sport where people hate underdogs

Carmelo Anthony legacy got nothing 😭 Jokic took his number in Denver Harden snatched his top 10 scoring spot KD took his greatest Olympian title Bron took his Rookie of the Year

Thank you, Chris Paul. #hornets #clippers #JJBA

Those ringless jokes aren’t funny now huh

Choosing to be a Clipper fan might’ve been the worst mistake of my childhood

Probably common sense and doesn’t have to be said out loud but I’m gonna say it anyway: The LA Clippers’ season ended tonight

Vertigo is better than 50% of the maps in the pool right now