Victor Voltage⚡

Since I was born till now I've never been admitted in a hospital before. I don't know what it's like to be placed on drip

@Ellis_ Pep leaving is a good thing for this league. Not even this Arsenal will dominate the league like pep has

Feels like Arsenal win more or less every game by a 1 goal margin ffs.

Tottenham will be a force to reckon with next season with De Zerbi

@Utdbeni How’s does a real supporter go on loan??? What a dumb Chelsea fan😅

I was on loan to Chelsea in 2023 because of Ten hag. I wanted him sacked when he booted Ronaldo out.

@ZaidBalll Mbeumo mehn 🤦‍♂️ just fucking chip that ball over the keeper ffs!!!! Are you now Rashford that shoots ball with power every time when you can easily go for a placement or the chip. Terribly frustrating

This is the most Sir Alex Ferguson United coded clip i’ve seen in a long while. Carrick you get it.

@heismric @Wizarab10 Better go and do a DNA test on that boy first before all these things

For the past week your father has been harassing my family and showing up at my Lagos residence unannounced, with threats about taking my away son, again. Now I get a call from the Lagos State Ministry of Justice Public defender, social services department that you filled, yet another false petition accusing my sister of forcefully taking my son from you, when in fact you left him on his sick bed unattended with no adult supervision, because “you went to the market” but filled such petition, even tho you know he was taken to our family hospital, treated and has been spending time with me? Just like you falsely accused my sister in London to the UK’s social services of trying to take our son from you too? Which was again disproved. You asked to spend time with him a few days to his birthday today at 9am on WhatsApp. I responded by 2pm today that he can be dropped off to you tomorrow if you can confirm if that works. But you were at the Lagos state ministry by 4pm filling a false petition, damm! My boy is not even officially British yet, I still have to give that to him in a few months, yet your family keeps trying to take advantage of him, first to emotionally blackmail me into giving in, then for your visa sake, and even now, wants to try and use him again, and again, and again! It’s okay for you to enjoy self-destruction, but dragging my boy to forcefully remain with you in Lagos and forfeit his life in the Uk and dual citizenship is a deep level of reckless wickedness for a child you claim to love, yet steady putting in harms way.

@Sports_Doctor2 Funny thing is they can’t defect to another party again 😅😎

Tinubu must be up to something, Okowa didn’t just beat Ned Nwoko, he disgraced him. This APC primaries is just shocking and hilarious at the same time 🤣🤣🤣

@Utdbeni Look at this dumb Chelsea fan trying to be smart 😂😂

I have done irreversible damage to most of the United fans on here so they had to dig to 2023 to bring out tweets when I was ten hag and ole out. Nothing will change me , Carrick will fail next season and we will be here to witness it life.🤣🤣

Manchester United have accumulated the most points in the league since Michael Carrick took over. If that doesn't make Ruben Amorim question his entire belief system, nothing ever will.

Bruno Fernandes is 𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙘𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙧 of every Premier League player for games with 5+ chances created this season 🫡 He's hit 5+ in almost half the league games he's played 🪄🎯

List of famous People that dragged GEJ but are mute today are; 1. Pastor Adeboye 2. Prof Wole Soyinka 3. Pastor Tunde Bakare 4. Femi Falana 6. Femi Durotoye 7. Yemi Osinbajo 8. Adams Oshiomolhe 9. Seun Kuti 10. Kate Henshaw 11. Deji Adeyanju 12. Kunle Afolayan 13. Femi Kuti 14. Toyin Abraham

@Omiragua_Teejay @codedbruhh Very true

There's no ethnic group in the world more tribalistic than the Yoruba people.

look at bruno 😭

For the xGsexuals, we are also 3rd on xG and xPoints.

The #MUFC players went out for dinner in Manchester after the win against Nottingham Forest. 😮‍💨❤️

@Czooba We need both of them badly

Between Mateus Fernandes and Elliot Anderson, who would complement Kobbie Mainoo better in Man United’s midfield with Bruno Fernandes upfront?

@tomiwebstr Bruno found Dorgu twice with the exact same pass using the exact same technique 😂 This guy cant be real

which?

People genuinely don’t understand how absurd this record is. This isn’t “good home form.” This isn’t a lucky streak. This is a 42-year footballing law. Since August 1984, United have led at half-time at 400 times… …and have NEVER lost a single one. 400 games. 365 wins. 35 draws. 0 defeats. 91.2% success rate. 😳 Think about how impossible football is to control for that long. Different eras. Different managers. Different squads. Different tactical systems. Different opponents. Different football generations. From Ron Atkinson… to Sir Alex Ferguson… to Moyes, Van Gaal, Mourinho, Solskjaer, Ten Hag, Amorim and now Carrick. The world itself completely changed around this record. The Premier League didn’t even exist when it started. The Soviet Union was still alive. Mark Zuckerberg was still a baby. My mom wasn't even married to my dad. Yet one thing remained untouched: If Manchester United walked into the Old Trafford dressing room leading at half-time… the game was over. That is not just form. That is aura. That is history. That is psychological warfare built across generations ❤️🏟️🔴

@commissionase Shaw and Dalot ke?? Thankfully people that make these decisions have sense and watch football with their eyes

Luke Shaw, Dalot, Ugarte and Mount should be sold in the summer.. Zirkzee, Amad, Mazraoui, Maguire, Dorgu are all required for squad depth.. They shouldn't start major competitions next season. I can pardon Dorgu.. Man United need at least 7 new players to compete next season.