Sir_Wayne.

@Bill_Valar Parliament

What do we call a group of fools?

@Its045_ Amen 🙏

One day we will wake up to news that Ruto has passed

@jnjoroge333 @C_NyaKundiH Someone said, "hi government inaeza hata kunywa uji ya mgonjwa." Confirmed

@C_NyaKundiH Hao Recce GSU siku hizi ata dawa hawana kwa hospital yao. Hii ni watu wako training through out but saa hii Lab na dawa hawana. Hii government ata huwezi elewa pesa wanapereka wapi?

Hello Nyakundi kindly hide my id and highlight this issue for me because the issue is getting out of hand i am a gsu recce officer based in ruiru its really sad that officers are using there money to go and protect the president for examble kitambo if the president is within the nairobi area, no money was being paid because he is within the county but if the president is travelling to other counties like uasin gishu the officer is suppose to be paid for logistical perpose like food and where to sleep during that period thr president will stay in that county but now the situation is different imagine going to meru where the president will stay for about a week without pay inabidi unakopa so that ukilipwa

@DrBKhalwale Musungu wa Kiambu pia yeye ni Mluhya?

Today Baluhyia leaders met in Naivasha apparently to lay down strategies for the 2027 General Elections. When the history of the Mulembe Nation is written, this meeting will be remembered more for the leaders who were notable absentees..

@HilbertKalume @MzeeKijij @OleItumbi Indeed, your name tells it all.

@MzeeKijij @OleItumbi Now imagine this , the 4th largest economy in the world cannot solve the problem of fuel prices , how can a poor Kenya solve it . Sometimes sijui ka watu hukuwa tu mafala au wanakuaga mafala after logging in to this app 🤣 🤣

Well...

@DismasWaTabu @makaumutua Booom 😅😅😅😅

@makaumutua And you are another Gaucho but with a title?

Sifuna is just another Gachagua. nation.africa/kenya/blogs-op…

@Merc13Nyambura @edwinsifuna Are you listening to yourself?

@edwinsifuna Why not? Kama wanataka kulipa tax who are you to question? Opposition behave as if this country runs on saliva.

The expert from Suba is saying it is the Mitumba people who requested him to slap them with a new tax. You cannot make this stuff up.

@chesonitiktoker @OtumbaTony @edwinsifuna @BULEMLES Dude, you need to heal. Quick recovery.

@OtumbaTony @edwinsifuna @BULEMLES If your man enough make him president with your one vote 🚮mko na ufala sana , tweeting is not revolutionary call people to action and bring this regime down once and for all , hii porojo ako nayo ni ya controled opposition

@OgendoOduor @edwinsifuna Please learn to engage your brain before typing on X. Hapa soo Facebook.

@edwinsifuna I have never seen you attacking a luhyia leader, oparanya no one knows what he's doing kuna wale experts wa uhuru you are quite

@pato2024196748 @aomenya Those voting for this lunatic to punish Kikuyus are the idiots of the century. Kikuyus have specific shopping places for them penye bei yao iko juu kuliko sisi wakenya wengine.

@aomenya After jamhuri I saw a mother, an old woman praising ruto for reducing the price of unga All she thought about was unga when quality of life is about so much more. I'm telling you simple minded electorates will buy this pipe dream. Others will vote for ruto to 'punish' kikuyus

@matatajn @Mukunzabusisa @aomenya And how will you directly benefit from this super stupidity?

@Mukunzabusisa @aomenya We will vote him not out of stupidity but realpolitik..those who voted him knew corruption wasn't on the agenda..I would rather vote him than follow those who supported him 2022..5 more yrs not a long time

@KenyaPower_Care Morning, we don't have power since last night around 2300hrs. Acc no 32841809

Good evening, the following areas will be on a planned power maintenance tomorrow (14.12.2025). For advance notice details, please visit: shorturl.at/r3PZx. ^CM

@ChelseaFC Where is George

Your XI 🆚 Spurs. #CFC | #TOTCHE

@FrankMtetezi @citizentvkenya Nkt.. wewe ni mjinga

@citizentvkenya That commercial activist Boniface Mwangi Alisema alitwangwa huko Tanzania and couldn't walk is currently gatecrashing at Pangani Police station for another sympathy donations , Hii kazi ya begging haitaki uzembe , Meanwhile it's Prince Indah songs at Raila Odinga Stadium.🏟️😂👌

@KiremaVinnie @MNdimu Jeeezzzz!!! My apologies on his b½. Here we go... RUTO MUST GO!!

@MNdimu Read through your nonsense na hujasema #RutoMustGo Matako

I attended the Kenya Vs Gabon game at Nyayo Stadium and here is my experience. Thread.

@_TheOak @C_NyaKundiH 90kgs at 21!!! Kwani niko nchi ingine?

A third-year University of Nairobi student reported missing after a night out in the city centre on Friday, March 21. Her friends say they booked her an online cab to Githurai but the driver later claimed she requested to be dropped at TRM. The family is now appealing for information from the public to help trace her.

@MosesMunaa @alfredarapketer Are you this dumb or you are being sarcastic? 🤔

@alfredarapketer President Ruto is the best President Kenya has ever had. Force yourself to understand that

I have never met anyone in my entire life who lies while keeping a straight face like Ruto! Ati fishing project in Nairobi river? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #RutoMustGo

@MombasaWatchman @FGaitho237 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dude does very mediocre chores meant for office girls

@FGaitho237 He came to the port of Mombasa to launch tourists😂

President William Ruto (currently under house-arrest since he can no longer address public gatherings or church services) made two announcements yesterday. 1. Phone-call with US Secretary of State Marco Rubio. 2. Some loan from UAE. Surprisingly, no confirmation from either side of those two developments yet. Could be falsehoods because he’s a known pathological-liar. It’s only that we have incompetent, lazy and mediocre journalists who run any press-release from government without verifying from the other side.

@OsibaJeff @EACCKenya I never stop when they flag me down on that stretch of the highway. I just drive on minding my own business. I have never stopped when flagged down anywhere for the last four years, I find it a waste of my time.

@EACCKenya We have road blocks managed by those who claim to have a hidden speed camera 📷, they sit strategically on 50KM stretch to extort anyone driving above on the start of the signage. Nairobi-Nakuru-Eldoret-Kisumu-Malaba is notorious

ARREST OF POLICE OFFICERS EXTORTING MONEY FROM MOTORISTS AT THE GLOBE CINEMA ROUNDABOUT, NAIROBI Following numerous complaints from motorists, bodaboda riders and the general public regarding traffic Police Officers extorting money from motorists at Globe Cinema roundabout in the guise of traffic law enforcement, the Commission conducted investigations on several days and confirmed the allegations. Consequently, on Wednesday, 12th February, 2025, the Commission mounted an operation at the roundabout and arrested three police officers from the Central Police Station who had collected bribes amounting to Kes48,250 in 2 hours from 6:30am. The arrested officers are: 1. No. 84220 Cpl Oscar Serem Biwott; 2. No. 89197 PC Simon Kiplagat Nyunyutik; and 3. No. 82069 PC Edwin Benedict Mubweka. The suspects were escorted to EACC Integrity Centre where they recorded statements. They were later booked at Kilimani Police Station. As part of the strategic initiatives to address traffic corruption, the Commission has partnered with the National Police Service (NPS) to undertake a comprehensive audit of the systems and practices of work of the National Police Service (NPS) to identify and seal weaknesses conducive to corruption in Kenya's police operations.

@wambugukingori1 @MutahiNgunyi The said white collar employee did not go to school and hustled for a job to build houses for hustlers. Nope, he did it to specifically better his life. He has no social, moral or political responsibility to build a house for anyone other than himself at his own pace&place

@MutahiNgunyi Agree 100% . Allowing the opposition to have their way means we will politic for ever. Secondly we must fight for the common man who will benefit a lot from housing but the white collar job holder who has been enriching Kenya Breweries to the tune of billions has been caught flat

Ruto has to Do WHAT Ruto has to DO. The #FinanceBill2023 will PASS. If it DOES not, it is because he is politically INCOMPETENT. And Ruto is FAR from being incompetent. Give the MAN a chance to execute his VISION. Then leave it to the MASSES to JUDGE. It's that SIMPLE.