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You guys are doing Police PR now?

@ossynoya Wonderful things are happening in naija tech

So a Nigerian fintech lost 30 billion due to the frontend dev accepting cookies on the backend. His name is tunde, he was scrolling the excel database when a popup appeared to accept cookies and he didn’t log out and he accepted the cookies and like that 30 billion naira was stolen from the company. But as an experienced dev, he quickly got into action and contacted one of his friends who’s a word press dev and that one told him to restart the terminal and turn off the WiFi and he did and the malware attacked the virus and the virus got sick and they returned the 30 billion. His boss was so surprised, they praised him and prompted him and now he no longer earns 150k as a full stack dev since his salary was revised and he now he earns 153k after tax. This is a true story. Be like tunde.

he only wants the title of president, he lacks the capability to actually run a country. he’s intentionally useless.

Breasts feed and nurture life. They are the bedrock of civilization. The ass expels waste and can only destroy. The boob man is a creator, the butt man worships chaos.

Video footage of the exact moment the BYD Yangwang u9 Xtreme reached a maximum speed of 496.22 km/h on the Track in Petersburg,Germany, officially beating the Bugatti Chiron super sport’s record as the world’s fastest production car

Look closer 👀 🔍 > what you're seeing in this video is peristalsis in action: the small intestine uses rhythmic, wave-like contractions of its smooth muscles to mix and propel digested food (called chyme) forward. > it is like an automatic conveyor belt that "kneads" contents for better nutrient absorption; completely involuntary and happening 24/7 without you noticing. > all this happens in your body but let me tell you how peristalsis works: ~ circular muscles behind the food contract to squeeze it forward. ~ muscles ahead relax to let it pass. ~ this takes place in the small intestine, this mixes food with digestive juices and slowly moves it along (about 3-5 meters long) so nutrients like sugars, proteins. ~ then fats can be absorbed into the bloodstream. > now take a look at the yellowish tissue is mesenteric fat, you see it?? yeah that is normal protective fat in the mesentery (a supportive "apron" holding the intestines in place). It cushions the bowel loops, provides energy reserves, and helps with blood vessels, nerves, and immune function. Some visible fat is typical during surgery, it's not always a sign of excess body weight. ever asked yourself why don't we feel this constant movement? > it’s because our brain and nervous system filter out these internal sensations so we aren't distracted. You might only notice related feelings like hunger pangs, gas, or "butterflies" in extreme cases. > peristalsis happens throughout the gut: It starts when you swallow (esophagus), continues in the stomach (churning food), powers the small intestine (main absorption zone), and finishes in the large intestine (water absorption and waste formation). > a simple disruption in peristalsis movement can lead to issues like constipation or ileus (temporary paralysis). > before i leave, here is a fun fact for context: in surgery (as shown in the video), surgeons sometimes exteriorize the bowel to inspect it. healthy peristalsis like this is a great sign, the intestines are actively working even when exposed. i hope you enjoyed our biology class today ♥️

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Peter Obi said some of these things about the VALUE in the North and people called him a mad man. That man knows EXACTLY what he is talking about! Listen to the end and if Nigerians like, let us not take this country back. We have no idea the DANGER we are in. Just imagine.

Ridwan Akinfenwa spent years building a career in software engineering. Senior engineer. Strong educational background. Global experience. Last month he signed a contract for a CTO role. Over $260,000 a year. He titled his LinkedIn post: "Nigeria Happened To Me as a Software Engineer." The day the termination email arrived, he had done nothing wrong. No performance issue. No misconduct. No missed deadline. The email said the company could no longer work with Nigerian nationals due to compliance regulations. "This decision came without prior indication, leaving me blindsided and emotionally drained." He tried to negotiate. Sought clarity. The company apologised. Said the decision came from a government entity. No room for recourse. He wrote: "This year alone, I've encountered multiple instances where my nationality has cost me significant career advancements, to the point where I've lost count of the setbacks." Read that again. He stopped counting. This is the invisible tax Nigerian tech professionals pay. You can be the best engineer in the room. Ship production-grade code. Clear every technical interview. Sign the contract. And still lose the job because of where you were born. The system that prides itself on meritocracy has a nationality filter running quietly in the background. Ridwan went public not just to vent. But because he needed to know he was not alone. He is not. There are thousands of Ridwans. Most of them never say a word.

The first picture was taken by a digital camera in the mid 2000s, when Pusha T was governor. The second picture is of the same area, a project by Ambode in 2017, who was then denied the chance to run for a 2nd term by the slumfather. Yet that’s the very project they are using to prop Pusha T. To defend or support BAT, you have to either have no brains or no soul.

Stalin once ripped all the feathers off a live chicken as a lesson to his followers. He then set the chicken on the floor a short distance away. The chicken was bloodied and suffering immensly, yet, when Stalin began to toss some bits of wheat toward the chicken it followed him around. He said to his followers "This is how easy it is to govern stupid people, they will follow you no matter how much pain you cause them, as long as you throw them a little worthless treat once in a while"

From Crash Site to Wedding Altar: Story of Courage, Destiny in Benue A remarkable story of courage, destiny, and transformation has emerged from Benue State, spanning two decades and highlighting the impact of a single brave act. On September 17, 2006, a Nigerian Army aircraft crashed over the Benue Valley, leaving uncertainty about the fate of those on board, including Major General Nuhu Bala Angbazo. In the critical moments that followed, help came from an unlikely source a 13-year-old boy from Mbakunu in Kwande Local Government Area. The boy, Detimbir Chia, though untrained and unprepared, demonstrated exceptional bravery. He was among the first villagers who rushed to the crash site on Ngokur Mountain. Notably, Chia stood out for his ability to operate a mobile handset at the time, which he used to call for help, contributing significantly to the rescue of the survivors, including General Angbazo. Another among the early responders was Vitalis Neji, who also joined other village youths in climbing the mountain to assist the injured officers. Deeply moved by the young boy’s courage, General Angbazo made a life-changing decision to support Chia’s future. That decision would alter the course of the boy’s life. Twenty years later, on April 4, 2026, that same boy, now Captain Detimbir Chia of the Nigerian Army, celebrated his wedding in a moment filled with symbolism and gratitude. Among the dignitaries present was General Angbazo, who stood in honour of the man whose life he had once entrusted to fate and bravery. In a further twist of destiny, Vitalis Neji the same village youth who participated in the rescue effort attended the ceremony, this time as Chairman of Kwande Local Government Area and Chairman of the Association of Local Governments of Nigeria (ALGON) in Benue State. The event served as a powerful reminder of how small acts of courage can shape destinies. From a remote mountain rescue in 2006 to a distinguished military career and a celebratory wedding in 2026, Captain Chia’s journey reflects the enduring value of opportunity, mentorship, and faith. The inspiring story underscores a broader lesson: that seemingly ordinary moments and actions can have extraordinary consequences. The smoke from the 2006 crash of a Nigerian Army aircraft on Ngokur Mountain has long since cleared, but the echoes of that day reached a beautiful crescendo on April 4, 2026. What began as a tragedy in the Benue Valley transformed into a twenty-year odyssey of gratitude, proving that a single act of bravery can redefine the horizon of a life.

The highest form of existence is to have no desire to be understood, admired, pitied, or known.

Who dey even help first born sef.

Attack on titan still remains the show with the greatest plot of all time.

Notice high vibrational people wear all black a lot

The poor man's wisdom is ignored, But the rich man's joke is taken as advice. —African Proverb

When I accidentally become important at work and now it's ruining my gym schedule

Choosing peace instead of having one last conversation that won't change anything

“relax, you’re just in your 20s”