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@MsCharlotteWWE Says the 14X world champion who used Stephanie Vaquers move and made it look absolutely terrible.

Reading really is fundamental. Let me spell it out for you—Little girl, you’re a cheap imitation with a limited range.

@jk_rowling @SwipeWright What makes you think you have the right to see anyone's medical records? Like seriously who the hell do you think you are?

"It’s important to highlight that launching a PR campaign and applying layers of thick makeup requires far more time and effort than simply making DNA test results public." -- ✍️@SwipeWright realityslaststand.com/p/imane-khelif…

@trussliz Listen here you inept idiot. It was funny. How you've got the brass neck to continue turning up and talking shit is beyond me. I'm financially struggling because of YOU. Thick as mince.

What happened last night was not funny. Far-left activists disrupted the event, which then had to be stopped for security reasons. This is done to intimidate people and suppress free speech. I won't stand for it. Would we see the same reaction if the activists were far-right?

@Nigel_Farage You caused this. You gigantic steaming lump of shit.

Parliament must be recalled for a proper debate.

@WWEFrazer @WWENXT Happy Birthday 🥳 it's my Birthday too! 🥳

26 years old today… I still feel like a little kid just living out a fantasy. May that feeling never go away.

@KTHopkins You literally look like someone drew a face on a scrotum and then kicked that scrotum repeatedly. Not even 50 yet either. Rough paper round Hun?

Christ. Looks like Fat Brenda from HR lost her make up bag and got her ‘fashion’ inspo from a palette of turd.

@trussliz @Telegraph You owe me money

The Conservatives lost the election because we failed to take on the 25 year consensus which has led to economic stagnation and cultural decline. The Starmer Government is the last gasp of Blairism. Read my article in the @Telegraph 👇 telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/1…

@anon_opin Old man Sam, Mitch the Snitch, Danny the Fanny, The Tories, Bill & Sheila

Does anyone else have nicknames for neighbours that they see all the time but don't know their real names? We have Pig Woman, Grot Lady and Baldo McPaed.

@SuellaBraverman You hate diversity and we really fucking hate you.

Wow.

@steveyemm Well done on beating Ben Bradley. Love to see it!

I have been officially sworn in as MP for Mansfield today!

@hammer_mo @RishiSunak 😂😂😂😂

It is important that after 14 years in government, the Conservative Party rebuilds. So now we will take up the crucial role of His Majesty’s Official Opposition professionally, effectively and humbly. Today I welcomed MPs to the House of Commons as Leader of the Opposition👇

@Nigel_Farage Why does Anderson always look like he wants to square-go. Tell you what 30p Lee, I'll challenge you to a scrap 🖕🏼

We will fight for you.

@RobertJenrick You're all dodgy as fuck. That's why you lost. Shame the people of Newark voted you back in. The rest of Nottinghamshire got it absolutely right.

We have just suffered our worst ever defeat. We lost because we failed to deliver the strong economy, NHS and border we promised. To recover, we must defend all that we got right while confronting what we got wrong. And we must do this as one team. thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

@JohnnyMercerUK Me me me me me. F^ck off!

As the smoke clears on the events of this week, I just wanted to say a huge thank you to everybody who has supported me over the last ten years. Becoming a public figure has never been natural for me. I had a cause that wouldn’t release its grip, that burnt itself deep into my soul as a young man. I had to become somebody in order to fight politically for those of my generation who desperately needed it after a war in Afghanistan which casts shadows to this day. I am proud of what we have done. We have dragged veterans affairs in the United Kingdom from a sympathy driven, charity led, well intended but often fatally competitive and disorganised effort, into a more professional, collaborative, veteran focussed Government supported system, which I know – because I have the letters – saves and changes the lives of those special souls who have sacrificed for the Nation, precisely who I came into public life to help. To those who feel I didn’t do enough, yes – I focussed on some areas more than others. Veterans’ rights, mental healthcare, rough sleeping, prosthetics and of course protecting Northern Ireland veterans. I was unsuccessful in some areas too – some issues remained outside my control, like Vets UK and compensation. I wear all the criticism. I did my best and often felt broken myself in the process. I am comfortable I could not have done more in the time and political space that I had. The opportunity for others to step up is always there. I felt enormous imposter syndrome daily, but always thought I owed it to those who never made it back from those Afghanistan years, and those for whom life had become a daily struggle, to press ahead - whatever the cost. Those of us who survived unscarred are lucky – nothing more; I thought that every day I went to work. I do want veterans to remember that we are not victims. We are privileged – we enjoy that “flavour of life because we have fought for it, that the protected shall never know”. It is a privilege to try and emulate our predecessors from battlefields past, but it ultimately is not an entitlement, and veterans must not become too hard to help. You will note already that, despite his explicit personal promises in the election campaign, Keir Starmer has not appointed a veterans minister to his Cabinet. If you understand what Veterans need from their Government, this matters very much. The step change in programmes like Op FORTITUDE, Op COURAGE, Op RESTORE, Op NOVA, Op PROSPER and all the others, were because I had that cross-Government capability and position – outside of the MoD. Those now in power, paraded around by Starmer for their various military experiences, must mark themselves on how they too now actually change the lives of those who need them in the serving and veteran community. I have fought hard for Plymouth, a City that has shaped me since I was a teenager and will always be my ‘home port’. I thank everybody who came out to vote for me last week, sincerely and deeply. I know in the current climate how hard that was. I am so proud of my office team, and my campaign team for their unstinting loyalty and commitment to Plymouth. Finally I must thank my wife, Felicity. She is the rock upon which I am built. Both during my time in the military, and subsequently in public life, she has sought to protect me always, and has the scars to prove it. As the saying goes, we are of course “bloodied, but unbowed”. See you soon. Johnny.

@russellquirk Saka took lots of racial abuse when he missed his penalty in the last Euros. Pipe the fuck down about race baiting.

It’s funny, as our players stepped up to take each penalty I just saw footballers in England shirts and was proud they won. My first thought, unlike Diane’s, was not to pivot the win into a race-baiting, divisional social media post. Shame on you.

@tomhfh My MP Tom Randall was not a decent person at all. Totally out of touch with the residents of Gedling Borough. Supported rule breakers and voted in line with the rest of them. Absolute shit-house if you ask me.

Seeing all these names laid out like this is stark. Some very good and decent people swept away here, without whom Parliament will be poorer.

@irene02811234 @DawnButlerBrent Calling me a numpty and then saying you prayed for someone to score a goal. Make it make sense Hun.

@weird13bird @DawnButlerBrent They r celebrated you numpty Along with all the players in the team . Non should be signaled out thru r a team ( but I will make an exception for one of them . Well done Trent only coming on at the last few mins . The pressure has to be horrendous for you . I prayed for you 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Usual suspects Young Black men sticking the ball in the back of the net! C'mon England! It's coming home! (again, let's not forget the Lionesses) 🦁 🦁 🦁 For the racists who replied to my earlier tweet. I hope it highlights just how ridiculous racism is.

@RobertJenrick Look at that sniffling little twerp Sam Smith. The most vile person I have ever met in my life. Arrogant, angry and a bully.

Against the odds. Against the polls. On the most difficult night for my party, thank you to the people of Newark for re-electing me as your Member of Parliament. I will continue to fight for you and to speak up for the silent majority in our country, whose voices deserve to be heard.

@trussliz You made sure my mortgage was doubled and now I'm struggling to buy basic things. From the bottom of my heart Lizzy, F^CK YOU!

It's been an honour to represent South West Norfolk for the past 14 years. I'm proud of all we delivered. Thanks to my friends and supporters for an energetic campaign and to all those who voted for me.