Alan Ball™

@mehdizafar @snarwani Well, they are going to be black and/or female.

Heads are rolling. Regime change in Washington. Who's next? Hegseth? Rubio? Patel?

@Beathhigh Wunderbar

Midnight and Blue in German!

@CraigMurrayOrg Check the video

@wellindarlo Honestly? That's even weirder.

I spent 3 days and nights writing up my big piece on Venezuela, on a hotel desk too high for the chair. Horribly painful neck and shoulder. Can't lie down. Watching YouTube videos. After 40 years I still wonder, what the Hell was with the video for Total Eclipse of the Heart?

Daisy is still missing. She’s 14! Please see below details. Please share 🙏🏻 @GBNEWS @TalkTV @BBCBreaking

A Pine Marten has been captured on camera in Cornwall – representing the first documented sighting of the mustelid in the county for 100 years: bit.ly/4dmmIyO

Jimmy Miller tribute in current issue of Scottish Football Historian magazine scotlandsfootballers.com/msfh.html @MotherwellFC @Morton_FC @ClydeFC @albionrovers

This made me smile #nasa #oil #clangers @NASA

Hussam Abu Safieh is one of the Palestinian doctors (among 95 other doctors) that will be killed by the “Israeli death penalty for hostages.” Do not let them murder him. Repost this.

@heraldscotland #Echobox=1775110145" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">heraldscotland.com/news/25989244.…

@IainDale @LBC @KemiBadenoch @LukeMLabour @MatthewStadlen @TaliFraser Angela Knight is coming across as a very arrogant contributor. She was previously chair of Energy UK but could not articulate accurately how energy prices are set. She scolded Luke on his input on that, he was right she was wrong. "gas prices heavily influence electricity prices"

On my @LBC show tonight... 7pm Call @KemiBadenoch 8pm Cross Question with @LukeMLabour @MatthewStadlen @TaliFraser Angela Knight 9pm Cannabis use

This is the test Trump aced. None of you can ace this, can you? I'll wait.

@B7I4N_ Just cut out the carbs, and you'll be fine.

@wellindarlo @74frankfurt It’s alright mate I said counselling, Samaritans is another level that you clearly couldn’t reach. I have heard that about wee guys who try to be clever online right enough.

'When I was a kid dreaming of playing for Scotland, I never imagined that one day I would turn my back on playing for my country.' - Gary McAllister, 1999, announcing his retirement from international football after being booed by Scots fans against the Czech Republic.

@B7I4N_ @74frankfurt Here you go 0345 345 1500

@wellindarlo @74frankfurt Oh my feelings are hurt, need counselling now 🙄

@B7I4N_ @74frankfurt No, fat boy.

@wellindarlo @74frankfurt “The ugly sisters” What age are you? 12?

Iran Earning $139 Million a Day From Oil as Hormuz Crisis Locks Out Rivals | OilPrice.com oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-… #oilprice

@NonLeaguePaper That could be his first red

54' Wealdstone 0-2 Yeovil Town A lively start to the second half! James Daly bursts clear before lifting in Yeovil's second three minutes after half-time. Two minutes later they are down to 10 men, Troy Perrett dismissed.

Mr. Galloway is at it again, no, yes, no, yes........ theguardian.com/politics/2014/… #Echobox=1774354612" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">heraldscotland.com/news/25963265.…

@billykayscot @dundeeunitedfc That’s close to your record sign on fee 😀

For the arab in your life, this fine figure of a ⁦@dundeeunitedfc⁩ mannie is available at the Abernyte antique centre for a mere £168.