MNP

this will not be up for discussion left: golden retriever border colli st. bernard dachshund springer spaniel beagle english sheepdog komondor irish setter great dane italian greyhound french bulldog australian shepherd sharpei centralist: labrador retriever right: german shepherd chinese crested pitbull corgi boxer poodle doberman pomeranian bernese mountain dog jack russel chow chow airedale terrier husky yorkshire terrier dalmation rottweiler any of those crusty white rat dogs fascist: chihuahua

did you know that in most white collar jobs you can just go for a 15-20 minutes walk multiple times a day and they just like don’t care

Samsung TVs act like every day is their first day being a tv

when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat

remember when the last pope wouldn’t come out and endorse a candidate but chose to say choose the “lesser of two evils” 🤡🤡🤡🤡

happy 21st anniversary to THEE comeback of all comebacks, The Emancipation of Mimi! here’s mariah carey on the set of the “it’s like that” music video (2005)

If you send me a “Hey” message on Slack or teams, best believe I will be ignoring that message until then rest of the message is sent

I’m dess about all my bitches !!!!!

let a bitch yodel during Chappell Roan set I swear she not making it home

21 years ago today, Mariah Carey released ‘The Emancipation Of Mimi.’

natalie texting dess right now to be on baddies

Early birds get to eat mcdonalds breakfast

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

Space news is way better than Earth news.

Seems like it should be bigger news that Sam Altman is being sued for raping his own sister when she was a child

When we're having fun and someone brings out a board game.

Imagine being prompted to sign in with Authenticator from here

That’s a suspicious number of Kit Kats!

I love my friends but I’ll open that reel whenever I get to it