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@TheBarmyArmy Bairstow walking out of his crease

What is the funniest cricketing moment of all time?

Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer? Computer magazine columnist. Something with computers. Well, I use a computer. What's the connection? Must be the nonstop sitting and snacking. #TheSimpsons

Great advice from @WarrenBuffettHQ which I’ll try to take on board!

@SportRadioAS1 @selvecricket brutal

#HBD to Malcolm Denzil Marshall, born today in Bridgetown, Barbados! described by @selvecricket as a bowler who 'slithered to the crease on the angle, pitter-pat feet twinkling as if in dancing shoes', 'Macco' destroyed many a batting career!

wow is this true

Great Australian bookshop tour sold out in Sydney so we’ve added an extra event on Tuesday. 6 pm at @betterreadpod Better Read Than Dead, Newtown. I’ll get details on the website tonight but please share with Sydney friends. Thanks BRTD for your amazing responsiveness.

We can't wait to share The Glass House with you in April! It's a compelling novel for readers of Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine told with heart, humour and insight by Anne Buist and The Rosie Project's @GraemeSimsion. bit.ly/TheGlassHouseH… #GreatAustralianBookshopTour

Same with Aus vs NZ cricket

Was like this two nights ago too. Vision lagging a good 5 seconds behind the sound

Run out? Clearly that’s not on the spirit of the game

It's so good every single time 🔥

Me talking about writing and life before writing and how it all fits together… those who know me may have an opinion on the “bury your ego” headline podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thorh…

How did The Simpsons get away with televising this?

Since announcing the #GreatAustralianBookshopTour on Jan 4, I seem to be doing nothing but responding to messages. @ReadingsBooks Carlton event sold out, lots of enquiries from libraries and bookshops. So it seems to be working but it's going to be hard to get any writing done.

The requests for local bookshop events on our Great Australian Bookshop tour are pouring in. One already. And we're able to oblige. 28 March 6pm at Red Door Books, Lancefield. If you know people in the Lancefield, Romsey, Kilmore, Macedon region, please let them know.

Note the new banner. Anne and I are aiming to visit 'every bookshop in Australia' to thank them for their support, and to be creative in putting together signings, talks and writing seminars. greataustralianbookshoptour.com.au Suggestions welcome - especially from regional Australia.

@TheBarmyArmy Sir Viv

Who’s the best cricketer ever?

R.I.P. Shane MacGowan Here is Nick Cave performing 'A Rainy Night in Soho' at Shane's funeral in Nenagh, Co Tipperary, on Friday afternoon #ShaneMacGowan 💙 twitter.com/gavreilly/stat…

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