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@whyu1know @jon_d_doe Nothing go do you bro, you are just partially doomed 😭
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A police officer on the road checked my papers and discovered they're all okay. Then he wanted me to 'show him some love' according to him, so I asked him to tell me how many departments the Nigeria Police Force @PoliceNG operates on, he couldn't. So I told him I won't show him love since he doesn't know about the institution he's working with. He's a Sergeant Major oo. He promised to learn Sha but I didn't still show him the love.
The Nigeria Police Force operates on 8 major Departments.
-Finance and Administration
-Operations
-Force Criminal Investigation Department
-Training and Development
-Supply and Logistics
-Research and Planning
-Information Communication Technology
-Intelligence
Please informed officers in the house, did I get it?
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Ona dey try sha ,i never seen a codeine drinker who checks for the expiring date ,na unbottle straight,next thing na trap music 🎵 lol 😂
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@Ovoh_of_Lagos Hahha ozoro see where you go call , those boys too dey love omo
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I have this friend in Ozoro, Delta State, we’re very very close, he has one child and his baby mama was already 6months gone with their 2nd baby before work and business started going sore for them.
The guy had to leave Ozoro to go hustle for some months in Lagos to make things easier for the family when she put to bed.
Just 2 weeks after this guy left, a neighbor that was sent to drop some foodstuffs for the woman caught the girl having sex with the pregnancy with another man, the worst part was that, this guy was the man’s close friend and the woman last 3 ex boyfriend (the guy said he should collect from her cake too and she got pregnant).
We just settled the matter but everyone was scared of telling the guy cus of all the problem on ground about finances so it won’t break the guy.
The girl gave birth to the child last year July and till date, he’s not yet aware of the incident because when he return, the woman asked him to rent another apartment far from the previous one.
I pity the guy shaaa.
Aderomola@d_aderomola
Naso one bro kneel down dey kiss belle wey nor be him own. Even do photoshoot😂🤣
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Any woman that smokes is a whore
If you like be a military officer, doctor, tech sis, engineer or pilot
Divine🎀@Divin1111
Can u marry a lady that is addicted to smoking??
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That was how thieves corner sided me and my ex babe back then in 2018 at just past 8pm, she came to visit me and we went along side my 2 other female neighbors to get noodles that evening, making the total of us 3 girls and me.
I saw the thieves from distance and cus of the their positioning and signaled the girls on time that these guys stood like thieves, they called me a weak man that I fear too much, maybe because I grew up in Okoko where stealing was rampant back then, I said okay and still followed them but they were at the front while I was at the back.
When the thieves cornered us, I took off immediately, leaving my ex babe and the two other neighbors, the thieves beat hell out of them, collected our money for noodles 😭😭😭 and their phone too.
People that heard of the story was blaming me and telling me I should have stood to fight for them😭😂😂😂😂
Tolks@Tolks6
Dey play, few years ago We were being robbed , my mom was slapped for lying that we didn’t have money, it was one of those thieves that was begging his colleague on our behalf I looked into the guys face (the one that slapped my mom) , I looked at his hand with gun, I looked at another thief with shining cutlass inside dark , the cutlass still shines like a diamond that it is Naso I prostate , them no even send my papa, they still match me for where I was prostrating I didn’t even have fear because nothing was coming to my mind, everything just looked like a dream till they left After when they left self, we couldn’t close the door talk more of shouting thief, another guy came back later and ask us to lock the door, my mom’s response was funny She said nothing to lock again, we’re left with nothing Temi Dayo Me: 😭😭😭😭 too painful
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@Dozi177 @NigeriaStories I dont smoke bro..
So how am I supposed to know
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The Nigerian National Assembly is drafting a legislative bill to legalize cannabis for medicinal and economic purposes
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@whopls_ Well , that 12mill too much so he sound unbelievable but I don dey smoke store when guy carry gla come buy 2mill + cana 😂 and na 1 gram carry me go there lmao 😂
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Make I just look cs dey laugh.....
I pity who think say I de lie...walai...
Anyway smoke up make you communicate with most high.....
JADON@whopls_
My dealer track me come this evening.... This guy get iPad wey him de use document him debtors.... I first see my name for number 19...100k plus... The first name wey de the iPad...the guy de owe 12m...bro 12 million for igbo? 😂
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If by Billionaire, you mean in Dollars, then I’m afraid to tell you that there are only 4 of them in Nigeria, and two outside of Nigeria.
Aliko Dangote
Mike Adenuga
Abdulsamad Rabiu
Femi Otedola
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Adebayo Ogunlesi
Tope Awotona
Nnamdi 🦅@_Nsznn
Rivers state has 1 billionaire Lagos state has 1 billionaire Kano state has 2 billionaires Ogun state has 3 billionaires Anambra has 6 billionaires Does your state have billionaires??
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@PAIOnePercent McLaren when he buy second hand ? If you see the milage you go tear ACL too 😂
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Davido go actually tear ACL, it's not close please..
Only that McLaren Senna Exposed Carbon Fiber in 2nd frame go buy the 3 cars in first frame
AD£WAL£.@Aladeyelu001
Between Davido and Burna Boy who has the most insane car collections 🔥😱
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The guy wey dey record for just follow dem enter the car too na since he no know when to stop.
Alex@xlawwy
e sure me na that guy wey carry am go back seat pimp am for buju 😂😂 lekki os 😭
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@Ovoh_of_Lagos You never still tell us with ughelli girls do you oh 😢😂😂
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Ah wish you no mention Ughelli, me and you for get issues this night 😂😂
Places to focus more in that Ughelli are;
- Agbarha (mostly early 20’s girls, them fit dy feed you sef)
- Oteri (mostly divorced single mothers, or gave birth out of wedlock and don’t intend getting married in life)
- Otovwodo (just target sales girls)
- Ovwo (this one’s don born for different men)
- Okorodafe (very special)
- Ekuigbo (failed hookup babes wey carry belle)
But if you be gay or Lesbian and you dy find colleagues, enter Upper Agbarho
Babalola Esq.⚖️@Owiggy_
Information getting to me from our experts on sites is that new cities are now being added to the list. 1. Ugheli 2. Yenagoa 3. Ekiti state in general 4. Ibadan Stay tuned for more updates.
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@willinilli024 @bigtompsfc Omo una just like to overshare for thing twitter NG mehn
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This is diabolical fr😂😂😂😂
PS: If you’re involved in fraud or any shady activity and you’re curious whether you’re secretly on some international watchlist, try this experiment: apply for a visa with a tiny, deliberate error in your documents. If it gets approved suspiciously fast and effortlessly… RUN. Don’t travel. It might just be a trap.
Dr. Afo 🩺@Dr_Afo
You be Yahoo boy. You pulled off an impressive wire scam. You get so much money that your generation has never seen before. You build massive house, buy cars, marry your almangiri girlfriend in a lavish wedding and open a massive store for her. Because you don't know what to do with the excess money, you now decide to travel out. Your mumu self has forgotten that you're an international criminal. So as you're landing in Toronto Canada, the police are already waiting for you. They handcuff you and take you to maximum prison immediately. They already informed Nigerian police that they will arrest you. Those ones did not even bother to call your family Now your family don't know what has happened to you. They think you're not picking call meanwhile you've been sentenced to 80 years in prison.
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@DrDanny2030 You dey cook ohh , you dey burn kitchen online I dey here dey almost burn my kitchen just now
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All this hatrèd from wizkid started immediately Davido said he wasn't going to allow wizkid follow him to his tour in 2024.
Because of the fallout, Davido told him he wasn't going to spend money on him again as he has been doing or even help sponsor his morayo tour ,which till today. WIZKID hasn't done the TOUR.
Wizkid@wizkidayo
Pussy nigga Jump a dj with 10man carry diddy towel Dey dance. 😂 I never see fool like this diddy babe for my life 😂🤣
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@Official_clev @Blancha_rd Something are said as cover up . Is your IQ that' low now you spread rumours?
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@Blancha_rd You type plenty but can’t take few seconds of your time to ask google
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NASA was originally created to explore the ocean but they had to stop because the ocean is mysterious.
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