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@wickedsuga

Katılım Şubat 2019
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wickedsuga@wickedsuga·
Gotta thin the herd. - me eating animal crackers
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The B.
The B.@anerdonfire2·
That's it, I'm writing about what you did in my diary.
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∂ebraℓee
∂ebraℓee@darksidedeb·
One nice thing about wearing glasses is that you can take them off and suddenly all the shit happening around you doesn't look so bad.
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meghan
meghan@deloisivete·
Me: *about to go into a meeting* My anxiety: you pronounce "template" weird
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Busted Flip Flops
Busted Flip Flops@GrillinChillin9·
Adulting just means you have a favorite antacid.
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Felicia
Felicia@LostFelicia·
I just sneezed so hard a crop circle appeared in a corn field two states over.
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bananafanafofisa
bananafanafofisa@lisaxy424·
props to google meet for giving that preview screen so I have a second to de-goblin myself before joining
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Sarcastic Mommy
Sarcastic Mommy@sarcasticmommy4·
Currently at a pumpkin farm that has 800 activities for kids & zero alcohol for parents. What level of hell is this?
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Cave Man Steve
Cave Man Steve@shopkins776·
You guys what if this was all in the 2020 terms and conditions and we just clicked accept without reading
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Just Bill
Just Bill@WilliamAder·
A little concerned that I've started to recognize individual squirrels in the back yard. Oh! There's fluffy tail!
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Tony P.
Tony P.@Tbone7219·
I'm already exhausted from hating everyone this upcoming holiday season.
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wickedsuga
wickedsuga@wickedsuga·
I used to ask myself if I should be having this much alcohol and now it’s more “Should I be having this much salt?”
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Peter Lemonjello
Peter Lemonjello@IM_Fletch_·
On a positive note, I haven’t been inside a Walmart since March.
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Sweet Momissa
Sweet Momissa@sweetmomissa·
Welcome to the assumptions club. I'm guessing you all know why you're here.
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Vinod Chhaproo
Vinod Chhaproo@Chhapiness·
My Wife: Don’t look at your phone while driving Also my wife when I’m driving: What do you think of these bar stools?
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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ
Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke·
If a woman ever asks you how old you think she is just say 28
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Stu, For Real
Stu, For Real@StuForReal·
I think my hair has become sentient
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