Sleazy
735 posts
Sleazy
@wiggakingIV
For the love of the game.
Truth or Consequences, NM Katılım Mayıs 2026
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This is what the liberal women hate. This is what the thin-lipped dodgeball targets with straight hips and unremarkable breasts are trying to take away from you.
Oilfield Rando@Oilfield_Rando
Never forget.
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@flirtaeyeon Then fuck it. Don't shave, don't wax, don't do anything but please shut the fuck up.
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@Howlingmutant0 @GoodAmericanMan Posted on the block and somebody throws a bag of sex toys out the window and they land at your feet. 'Good lookin', nigga'
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@GoodAmericanMan When I walk through the hood niggas just open their asses up for me like Omar on the Wire
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Bro thought this was Officer @Howlingmutant0's beat
🌎 Kev_Almighty 🌎@BigYash_609
Dude just skipped the process and went straight to the cavity search.
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Saying this as someone from Colorado. If THC was good for you I wouldn't know this many longterm cannabis users that are so completely deep crispy fried that it's sad. But good luck with the cognitive problems later in life. Your brain will be running on 1996 dial-up speed.
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Damn she sucks so bad you people are under spells
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That crinkle will be the last fuckin thing you ever hear
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I was 69ing with a girl once, and I squeezed my arms around her abdomen a little too tightly. She blasted a fart straight down my throat, and time stopped.
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Broke into her house seeking trophies. Shrouded in darkness. Silent breath. Each step like a Native American on sacred ground. Get in get out.
Reading the report in my cell two weeks later: "victim was awakened by the lingering stench of rotten meat sweat." Sniffed out again.
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@Howlingmutant0 @nypost The surprising health benefits of being 5'6'' and having a slug for a penis.
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We haven’t suffered such a culture loss since the library of Alexandria burned down
kitty lynxpaws@cranbypaws_
just seen a video of a guy cover up decades of culture and stickers just to give it a sloppy landlord special for the sake of 'fixing' it (it will never function again)
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Asked my imaginary gf to do some chores while I was out. Came home to a sink full of dishes. I confront her & it's just gaslighting & guilt tripping. I feel like telling her to pack her bags & take her ass back to France or Italy. I can't remember where I decided she was from.
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I know she’s missed more periods than a third string goalie
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@Howlingmutant0 Shit, just tell him to wear a mask then leave the backdoor unlocked. Nobody's gotta know.
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