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Days Until 2027 MLB Season
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Days Until 2027 MLB Season
@mlbcountdown27
counting down the days until Major League Baseball resumes action for the much anticipated 2027 season
Fairbanks, AK Katılım Ekim 2024
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@ModRightPatriot I know these gay dudes really be upping their game
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you don’t understand how hard it is to be a straight male in America
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Asked my imaginary gf to do some chores while I was out. Came home to a sink full of dishes. I confront her & it's just gaslighting & guilt tripping. I feel like telling her to pack her bags & take her ass back to France or Italy. I can't remember where I decided she was from.
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@TalkinBaseball_ @kfc Completely agree with NL and AL facing each other
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@DefaultMannn @stanleemichaels I hear he was really good at math too
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Matthew Perry teaching sarcasm 101 on SNL and Norm Macdonald just doesn't get it at all
"could I want more to to... can I take a bath with marissa?" 😭😩
| UCEE |@stanleemichaels
Tommy Lee Jones & Jim Carrey were filming Batman Forever and Jones was allegedly upset that he wasn't the star. Carrey went to say hi at dinner, and Jones told him; "I hate you. I really don't like you. I cannot sanction your buffoonery. Norm’s take: He cashed the check baby🤣
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@courier06tm @lporiginalg Showed this to a woman. Now she’s coming to kill you 😬
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@TwoRulesOfWar I knew a guy who died of cancer with his oncologist in the room like wtf
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For what it’s worth, you could have a ruptured aortic aneurysm standing in the ER with thoracic surgeon next to you and still might not make it.
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@Bismiby @nocontextmemes Seems like it can be undone
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@MLBPA Glad you guys have finally settled your differences with the owners
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Everyone’s gonna be totally normal about Lindsey Graham dying, right?
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Very sad to hear of the passing of my good friend, Jim Roquemore. He was a successful businessman, an avid hunter, a great family man and a dear friend. My prayers are with his wonderful family and many friends.
Rest in peace, my friend.
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@ERSANlTY SPROAT - Starting Pitcher Retard Of All Time
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264 days from now, the MLB season starts for 2027.
Days Until 2027 MLB Season@mlbcountdown27
265. That’s the number of days until 2027 MLB Opening Day. Plan accordingly.
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@desertbirdgun @OrwellNGoode This could do numbers
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@PerryALPHA The crime is not the crime itself. The crime is wanting to bring the criminal to justice. Nice world view you got there. Be a shame if anyone laughed it off.
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This is the reaction on Blue Sky
Secretary Marco Rubio@SecRubio
Laotian national Tou Lue Vang was convicted of sexually abusing a 10-year-old girl in Minnesota. He was set to be deported until @GovTimWalz issued him a pardon. Then, I revoked his legal status. @ICEgov has removed him from the U.S. and he will never endanger another American.
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Fuck, I hope it's not 8 beers a night for 23 years.
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@JasonStewart Mr Baseball
Long Gone
Everybody Wants Some!!
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Mr. 3000
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I have considerably good taste in movies. There shouldn't be any arguments about this list...
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