Dan Hunter

@AberdeenNikki @GrahamGargett @Dwood92

@kuntandthegang Take down Savile and replace it with Mills. To be honest, Savile needs his own entire area, maybe even room. Apologies for bringing up Savile's area.

Come on BBC. I’ve only just got John Alford in, and now I’m supposed to find space for Scott Mills?

youtu.be/HeYr0KgZRE8?si… @intheeighties @kuntandthegang @stuwhiffen Ahhh, the 80s, what a time to be alive 😁

@Dwood92 this you like?

@EL3WIS Good on you son, embrace it. Not the penis obviously, it's probably too small for that anyway.

@fesshole Proof, or it didn't happen.

I have mastered a technique of farting whereby I grab my buttocks and squelch them in and out at the point of release; I can now simulate the sound of Dave Lee Travis' 'quack quack oops' effect from his radio show in the 1980s.

@fesshole Nice. I've been going with "someone's knocking at the door, motherfucker's ringing the bell" for a long time now. Might be time to raise my game.

When that advert comes on I always sing "some cunt's knocking at the door, some bugger's ringing the bell."

@anon_opin Unless you work where I do, in which case you need to multiply those numbers by 5 cos of how thin the bastard is.

The only correct sequence for toilet paper strategy is as follows: 1st wipe = 4 sheets, folded twice (1 square, 4 thick); 2nd wipe = 3 sheets, folded as above; all subsequent wipes = 2 sheets, folded once. A single sheet is never used for bottom wipes, only to dab wee off.

@MrJels Same up north TBH these days, bring back 80s winters, when snow had pubes and wasn't scared of fucking shit up.

Bless the south east English weather It tries it's best to be like proper weather but it's just not very good at it #Arcticblast #1mmSnowfall

@kuntandthegang Was it a Lemon Party?

It all got a bit tired and emotional at the Acceptable in the 80s New Year’s Eve party. Happy new year! Looking forward to what 1986 brings…

@AberdeenNikki that's the shit right there

@anon_opin And, while they're at it, make the bulbs so they don't burn other drivers' retinas out.

Car manufacturers should be forced to publish the amount of time it would take an average untrained person to change both headlight bulbs. Easiest way to tell if a car is well designed.

@thedailymash @intheeighties @kuntandthegang @stuwhiffen #gooutgooffgohome

'See it, say it, sorted' and other slogans that don't quite work: link in reply

@dogbomb Goat.

Today I look like the leader of a rubbish gang... What's the name of my gang?

@intheeighties 🍆💦💦

@SunderlandAFC @MartinSLewis ?

Find out who will be officiating Saturday's game at the Stadium of Light 🏟️⤵️

Pooped at work, roll was on the holder wrong way round (paper down the back) so turned it right way round (paper over the front). Using the urinal later and someone had turned it back round, so went back into the stall and turned it round again. What's wrong with some people?

@fesshole Should have played the field a bit first, to be sure to be sure

Recently married English man here. But would happily throw it in to date a lady with a proper Irish accent. Sexiest accent in the world 🍀

My special interest is violin-making. I have strong opinions about every aspect of it and have long-running feuds with many successful makers. I can identify a Stainer a mile awaya. My favourite is the del Gesu 1733 ex Soil. I don't play and have never actually tried making one.

@intheeighties Don't bother editing it, you're only broadcasting to a vast swathe of wronguns anyway. From Dan, 45, Wrongun.

Octobers episode is recorded and needless to say it requires a lot of editing of offensive content and it’ll then be ready for your earoles