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@ShitpostGate Yep. Don't peak and take aimed shots from cover. Definitely just get your whole body in the middle of the street, and jump and bob taking snap shots. Well done yetunde.

Someone please give these men guns 🙏❤️

@TheLtColUSMC Sorry. Can't listen to this bitch all the way through. Semper Fi, devils

Extremely proud of how these young Marines carried themselves at LA Fleet Week. 💚 Find them and recognize them. 🪙 Lady: “I can’t believe nobody here has been to war.” Marine: “No, ma’am.” Lady: “How can you be representing war if you haven’t seen war?” Marine: “We are not representing war. We are representing what you can do for our country and our people.” Lady: “You can hear my opinion, but I don’t want your opinion.” Lady: “If you haven’t been to war, that’s why you guys are here. If you were they would’ve never brought you guys here.” Lady 2: “When you say, ‘What can we do for our country?’ what about the homeless?” Marines: “Have a nice day.” Not a single raised voice.
Not a single ounce of disrespect.
Just young men and women standing in uniform, choosing discipline over anger and honor over ego. In a world that rewards outrage, they showed restraint. 
In a moment designed to provoke them, they answered with dignity. These Marines may not have seen war yet — and we should pray they never have to — but they already understand sacrifice, service, and what it means to put something greater than themselves first. That’s the kind of character this country is built on. 🇺🇸 Semper Fi.

@WatsonLadd @river_is_nice Yeah. No one is shocked by that

@river_is_nice It's required by law in the UK

As a former bartender when they start making you measure out the booze it means you work for private equity now

@WrickM @SlabDaBase > here's the price Customers: will you take less? > no Customers: fucking scammer

@SlabDaBase No haggle is the best policy. I owned and ran a very successful local game store, and gamers will try and gamify EVERYTHING.

Me: “hey, can you take $250 for these 5 cards? Sticker is $260.” Shop owner: “I don’t negotiate on pokemon.” Me: “okay, I’ll just take this one card for $50. Thanks.”

@james_xond 29

Trying to prove a point. How old were you when you became a homeowner for the first time?

@AriZonanHODL Also children of boomers: dealership? You mean stealership?

My dad: yeah I’m gonna sell my F150, it’s a good truck but I want a different color. Me: you mentioned that the transmission was going out? Were you gonna get that fixed before you sell it? Dad: *visibly frustrated and annoyed now* Did I tell you about that? Boomers

@TheRoyalSerf Where is this pussy now?

I get on LinkedIn about once a day. Ask myself who tf is making and sharing memes on LinkedIn. Then close the app.

@Airaxora Camel toe song music video

pretend ur 11 and this a youtube search bar

@Duderichy The mfs lucky to have a paying audience at all

apparently many orchestras are now spending 1/2-2/3rds of their seasons playing soundtrack music and they hate it

@The_King_Trout It's like surfing on amphetamines. It's more about catching a vibe of motion on the controller than trying to line up for a perfectly timed jump you can never get right. There's some of that, but it's not the point of playing.

Is there like a medical reason Autistic people love Sonic so much? Genuine question. Like what about Sonic draws them in so much? It’s not organized or anything.

@SOM8400 @BGOnTheScene Idk who this is or the context, but the clean, flat and floppy plate carrier sure tells a story

@BGOnTheScene He’s Jewish, pretending to be Christian, while speaking like Hitler. So confused.

“If I lived in Texas, these mosques, they don’t need your approval. Burn ‘em to the f***ing ground” Jake Lang said in Texas on Tuesday during a Frisco City Council meeting

@MalleusIg Bro wants to be Matt Rife so bad

@dissidentwest It's not something you tap into quickly or reliably. It's more of a random neat treat like a pee shiver. Sort of fleeting, feels oddly kinda good, and you can't mind trick yourself into it happening.

No one can convince me that the “runner’s high” isn’t a myth. I’ve played sports my entire life and never once experienced anything close to it.

@IanCarrollShow @LucasGageX Hopefully neither of those fucking dorks

@LucasGageX Who do you think had more of an influence on Chud- Nick Fuentes or Dan Bilzerian?

Chud the Builder is the exact low-IQ slop that's the problem. But why does he keep going? Like OnlyFans, this right-wing grift is an ecosystem that rewards trash. His dog is dead; he may have just killed someone; and he's eventually going to get killed for your entertainment.

@SlumRNA_Dog I thought it was great, but I was also in 5th grade.

Hi 👋, millenial here, at the time most of us thought this shit was gay as hell, but a decade and a half into slopworld we feel nostalgic yearning for it, not unlike the Star Wars prequel.

@alphafox If I hear another slob smack their fucking food on this app this week, I might actually delete it

What an ungrateful faggot.

@branchy333 @JoshuaMatthewM2 @NoContextHumans The price per month didn't change, so the price didn't "change arbitrarily".

@JoshuaMatthewM2 @NoContextHumans yeah but it's unfair for the price to change so arbitrarily lmao

Makes complete sense

@Jeffyoubet68894 @joeroganhq Sharp as fkn tack, this guy

@joeroganhq That’s awesome def pre planned but still great bit

Just wait for it...

@SteaknShake Haven't been to a Steak & Shake in over 10 years. I'll be sure to go try one and support that move. 🤙

Starting June 1, we’re doing things better at Steak n Shake — all our beef will come straight from pasture-raised cattle. This beef will be 100% grass-fed and grass-finished, making us the only American burger joint serving the healthiest kind of beef.