will farrell

@ARBAyala Now im at a lose

@willfarrel66050 What do you mean?

Texas has so much to offer.

I realized today I married my high school sweetheart, I just didn’t meet her till 23 years after graduation

@ARBAyala You’re fired up today. Hopefully it’s a good one

@willfarrel66050 Okay.

@jjintexas01 I’d definitely keep an eye out. I remember they are hard to catch

@willfarrel66050 Me too Will! I wonder if he will stick around.

Oh Monday, you never disappoint. Sand hauler truck kicked out rock cracking the windshield. Forgot my tennis shoes for the gym. Trainer let me borrow her shoes which were 2 sizes larger. Found this sweet guy in the the yard. Haven't seen them in years. Happy Monday! ☕️🌸☀️

@ARBAyala Me to…? Definitely wasnt referring to you

@willfarrel66050 I live here... 🤔

@Ikennect @SULLY10X @LeaderJohnThune I bet it sucks so good

My vacuum cleaner broke, so I put a @LeaderJohnThune sticker on it. Now it sucks again.

@USA_Anne711 @MagaPatriotHM They are the same ones my doctors use in the blood pressure machine they sent me home with. The thing has it’s on Wi-Fi and over 3 years old

Anyone know where I can get Gilligan Island batteries?

@lettie_langston Wish I still had a couple

Did your dad have a burning barrel growing up? We did!

WHAT does this remind you of ???

@GioBruno1600 AOC?

💯💯💯💯💯💯

@BialkoAndrew68 Fucking genius

Gotcha 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@hshLauraJ I might be old fashioned but I bet the contents of that package smell familiar

If only there was a word for Humans with Vaginas"….. 🤔🤔🤔

@lippyent Roof

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿ Break Horses! 🐎

@Texasman I went thru all mine and deleted them

I had a nightmare last night that I connected my VPN on my phone, but accidentally selected a server in Africa. I then launched X and started seeing my followers drop to zero. Yeah, I have weird nightmares...

@brmullig You really like that car don’t you? I had one when I was young and absolutely enjoyed it

First start after It’s winter nap. Come on Summer and sunshine. ☀️ 😎

@PPJourneys @budbigglesworth @AmericaReal3 @cccpfd I think I just put two and two together. Happy late Birthday

@budbigglesworth @AmericaReal3 @cccpfd Thank you!!

Good Morning All !!! ☕️☕️☕️☕️ I wanna wish my beautiful wife Christine @PPJourneys a happy 29th Birthday!!!!!! 😆 Love ya!!!!!!!!!! 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞