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@33476Mari @ImDerBatman x.com/i/status/19981…

@DrunkRepub It’s actually the only way.

Not true

@mitchgoldich @uk8rings

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

@IzaBooboo Tha fug did cashews do to anybody? They’re versatile and delicious.

Things can fuck off to the other side of the universe, a partial list: "There are no stupid questions." The metric system Using "begs the question" as "raises the question." Cashews The Right Wing Griftosphere

@LegoRacers2 @Freedom_Toons @SladeTheGuy lol! What exactly was the prompt?

@willic01 @Freedom_Toons @SladeTheGuy Because it's an AI image

Did their kid hit someone and get hit back or something

@DrunkRepub I dont know how they fight in these things.

Denmark preparing for full-scale war

@SladeTheGuy @Freedom_Toons Sure sure….but why are they doing THIS at Walmart?

@willic01 @Freedom_Toons In small towns with no mall, Walmart is the mall

@cosmopterix @jaketapper 🤣🤣🤣

@willic01 @jaketapper I had been so confused before he explained this.

FWIW Prime Minister Takaichi was born 20 years after Pearl Harbor

@cosmopterix @jaketapper He actually pressed “post” and released that beauty to the world.

@jaketapper Nothing gets past you.

@Brooksyd15 @Texas_Hoosiers By 20 what?…points?! lol no !

@willic01 @Texas_Hoosiers Tenn by 20+

SMU is absolutely terrible, but Indiana also would’ve lost this game by double digits, and I don’t think the program could’ve ever recovered from that. It’s for the best that we’re on the couch right now.

@AmericanaMama_ …..are they at a Walmart?

Nah fam

@notgaetti Yeah batter has to get tossed for this bs.

If you think this is okay, let me ask you something: Would it also be okay for a pitcher to toss his glove at the hitter following a big inning-ending strikeout?

@yeaALA18 @KelceSZN5544 @VandyTracker I actually have. And I’ll see it again very soon while you have to watch Bama and the SEC slide into irrelevance.

@willic01 @KelceSZN5544 @VandyTracker You’ve never seen your team win a natty🤣🤣🤣🤣 hope you like that history

Marshall and Navy must be absolutely terrified right now 😳

@yeaALA18 @bicmitchum3307 @VandyTracker lol! No. Do you even watch football?

@bicmitchum3307 @willic01 @VandyTracker 🤣 “SEC this SEC that” you can tell the SEc is truly the gold standard

@yeaALA18 @KelceSZN5544 @VandyTracker History is fun! Hope that keeps u warm at night cuz Bama is 3 coaching hired away from sniffing their next one.

@KelceSZN5544 @VandyTracker @willic01 Half the sec has won championships since the last time Notre dame has

@DrunkRepub No helmet. Face first over and over into sticker bushes…. explains a lot.

Gen Z is always bitching about how they can’t afford anything and I get it. They kinda got screwed. But every generation has its own downsides. My grandparents grew up during the f***ing Great Depression! I’m a Gen X kid. My dad taught me how to ride a bike by holding the seat at the top of a hill with sticker bushes at the bottom and said “when you turn away before the sticker bush you’ll be riding your bike.” He’d let go and face first I’d go into the bushes. Took 6 or 7 tries before I dodged them. No helmet, no nothing. Just pain. And in college we didn’t have DoorDash; we had to put on clothes, walk out into the elements, and actually drive to Wendy’s. HUNGOVER! Point is I agree you guys got screwed, but feeling sorry for yourself won’t fix anything. Time to put on your big boy pants and roll with the punches. Yes life isn’t fair, but at least you aren’t storming the beaches of Normandy. I mean in real life, not on Call of Duty.

@AJ_Route7 @DrunkRepub That tracks. Big difference between “bombshell looks” and “looks bombshelled”

@willic01 @DrunkRepub It’s been redefined to mean “horrific” … like the debris at a bombshelled site.

BREAKING: Daily Mail writer drinks too much tequila

@AJ_Route7 @DrunkRepub 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jarvis_best Chasin the dragon brother.

That sixth cup of coffee just doesn't hit like it used to.