Lance Wallace

@WRBolen was asked today to put the christmas tree back up

My 3-year-old didn’t take a nap at school today. As a result, he has spent the last half hour going absolutely berserk over “the Halloween stick” which is a Halloween decoration that has been in our attic since November. Truly something to behold.

@Patriots @NFL Good god

WE ALL WE GOT. @NFL | #SBLX

Can confirm this is true

Galena Park nation stand up!

I think it’s very funny with all the recent medical discoveries / rule changes in football the standard field goal celebration is 10 people individually headbutting the kicker

@stuart_mcl Just left shoal creek location

Happy Father’s Day (chacos not pictured)

@BillSimmons @CKlosterman absolutely hilarious y’all hit the buffalo braves before the Houston oilers

New BS Podcast with @CKlosterman — we covered the NBA Finals, rumors of a rival league, the Seattle Sonics vs. the Brooklyn Dodgers, Cooper Flagg, Nathan Fielder’s brilliant ‘Rehearsal season,’ and how much we should fear AI this decade. open.spotify.com/episode/1pBSv7…

RIP SOTD

Bring it back for 2025 @RussDa5_9 @harrzard09 @TommyP1ckens @wes_wallace @knuckifyouBuc3 @braggIV @bedill001 @makirkil SOTD

@temple_baker In the lab, not optimistic about the $10B

Ten billion dollars to the first one of my friends who can introduce me to their friend from business school who doesn’t suck relentlessly

One of the best turkey calls I've heard. Props to the driver

@IAmJustise Rooting for Rickie sorry Robin

I’m on the way to the final four with my parents (divorced) My dad was part of phi slamma jamma at U of H. Lost in the national championship against Georgetown. And my mom is a devout Duke fan because of me

@emillertime11 Watch season 1 and hold on season 2

@willwallace33 So don’t start it is what you’re saying?

Severance is popular because it hovers between a decent show and the worst show of all time and they know it

Please discuss

@braggIV @RussDa5_9 @harrzard09 @TommyP1ckens @wes_wallace @knuckifyouBuc3 @bedill001 @makirkil You’re up tomorrow

@TomShady300 First place you hear good live music

6th street knowers in Austin TX — not the best place, but the best place for me?

I hate it but this is funnier now

@JOEL9ONE @ryenarussillo My buddy is engaged but just learned he has an in to meet Sydney Sweeney 1-1. What should he do?

Have @ryenarussillo later Send your mail

This better get a ton of likes

Want to avoid excess taxes? I’ve spent my entire career studying tax rules and I am confident you’re paying too much. Fascinating (but simple) ways to pay less this season 👇 🧵 (1/10)