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@wine_ghost
Frenemy of Bill W.
Luanda, Angola Katılım Temmuz 2007
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@Boringstein I have also considered this, but I'm unsure how much the prices will go up once we get out of the whole "the first hit is free" stage of the product lifecycle
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not worried abt getting passed by re: people using AI in their work & life. give it a couple years, if that, & just like every other tech industry service/startup model its use cost is going to grow exponentially. remember $5 uber pools? this will make that look like a mild bump
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Doubtful an Ice age hunter would even subject himself to modern employment. Probably be happy with welfare and hanging out all day in social housing.
Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙♀️@SketchesbyBoze
My trick to staying happy is to pretend I’m a hunter from the last Ice Age transported to our time. Suddenly the smallest things – glass windows, locks, bound books – are marvels beyond telling. The tap runs with ever-flowing water. I’m grateful not to be impaled by a boar.
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Oh, there’s six malort infusions.
Rank them.
Sickos Committee@SickosCommittee
Wrap it up, we’re done here.
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We're beyond saving. COVID was our last chance to see how beautiful the world can be when humans stop ruining everything and we came back worse than before. We're weak-willed morons set to kill every living thing through selfish gluttonous consumption and general indifference.
emily@emilymahonn
a lot of y’all are making jokes but this is so fucking bleak
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appparetnly many aunts died in my hot tub last evening 🕵🏻♀️
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@theashleyray the feminism was inside you this whole time. go forth and prosper
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"I am worthless if I lose Aham is an underlying belief that never gets challenged—by a therapist, by a friend, by her editor, or by the author herself." like why am i supposed to see her as a feminist figure when this is the thesis of the book leighstein.substack.com/p/i-escaped-bl…
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@theashleyray you gotta keep your bottom bitch in check
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aham’s bday posts for lindy and roya do work as a summary for adult braces
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Here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna go to the fishmonger and get two pounds of fresh mussels. It’s like $9. And then you’re gonna steam them in dry white wine with some garlic, onion, red pepper, and parsley. A little lemon juice. Sourdough on the side. Do you understand?
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Frank Norris’s McTeague invented the phenomenon of “alpine divorce”
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@wine_ghost I mean if she pulls out a JBL Flip speaker and starts blasting Spotify on a hike, me abandoning her is legally justified
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Why do bash “dead-beat” alpinists for abandoning their female partners but we never question if the woman has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?
The Atlantic@TheAtlantic
“The Alpine Divorce”—when a man abandons his girlfriend and his relationship mid-hike—is apparently a trend now. @petridishes wonders about some other trends that might be coming next: theatlantic.com/newsletters/20…
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We must eliminate the threat of Alpine Divorce by any means necessary
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Highly recommend getting these back into your rotation. Delightful.
LadyValor@lady_valor_07
WHAT ADULT IS STILL OUT HERE EATING PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES
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Now who grows up thinking dallas is fun and sexy
Keeks 🦋@DietCoke_Esq
I used to think Dallas would be fun and sexy. Wrong!! It’s literally just highways, beige/grey buildings, and everything is 30 mins away
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@mishapathy you should try banging whores, and post about that too
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So many people suggested getting a haircut and I did get a haircut and I feel so much more beautiful than I am. It was so enjoyable, just like everyone said.
Misha@mishapathy
This is sort of embarrassing, but how do single people meet their physical contact needs?
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