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I keep a notes app list of companies I think are either A) cults or B) going to have major controversies come out about them and … well it took 3 years but I was right
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Voters: We want new voices
Haley Stevens: What about “baseball coach from the Great Depression”
em 💌@polisciqueenn
shes truly such a unique candidate LMAO
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🚨BREAKING: The drained Reflecting Pool did not reveal any slices. Instead, tire marks were visible, obvious damage from Trump’s vanity drive in a fleet of 10-ton vehicles for no reason at all. He ruined his own project, then lied and blamed the citizens who paid for it.
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uh what
Ashley Parker@AshleyRParker
Like anyone who’s spent any time around politics, I have many Lindsey Graham stories. This is perhaps my favorite… I was covering Congress (Best! Beat! Ever!) for the NYT when the Mother Emanuel shooting happened in Charleston. It was summer, but I was wearing pants and a sweater that day because it was always SO freezing in the Capitol. Anyhow, news of the shooting came down, and the DC Bureau chief called me with an order: Get yourself to Charleston ASAP and glue yourself to Graham’s side. She wanted a piece on the senator grappling with the unimaginable. So I headed straight to the airport, arriving in Charleston with just my backpack and what I’d be wearing to work that day, and linked up with Graham. He had me meet him at a restaurant, where I told him I needed to shadow him for the next 48 hours. And he looked at me, with amused distaste, and said: “You are sticky. And you are icky. If you want to shadow me, go buy some nice new clothes—maybe a dress—and take a shower, and then we’ll talk.” (He was not wrong; I was sweaty and gross). So I drove to a local big box store, bought a dress (he seemed to have a strong preference for a dress), and spent the next few days with him, resulting in this piece (which, for reasons not worth getting into, ended up being fairly different than the original assignment): nytimes.com/2015/06/20/us/…
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You can’t make this shit up, take em all out behind the barn
HowlingBowden@HowlingBowden
Just overheard someone say the phrase “the nigger in the woodpile”. Gotta make sure I use that one more often.
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Dude complaining about how no one wants to make a movie “for us,” and takes me 2 seconds to find out he’s an extremely racist bigot. LOL
HowlingBowden@HowlingBowden
I’m envious of my friend’s new collection. I want a family of these too.
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“My dearest soulmate, my most precious partner, please tell me how you’ll make love to me on the morrow!”
ME:
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@polisciqueenn I hate that I’m obsessed with her schtick. I need her to recur in Michigan social events like Curtis Sijwa does in NYC
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@jase_mendou30o Everyone lives on the East Coast? they normally teach you about time zones before you drop out and get your GED.
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@wingstreetwolf I wasn't gonna debate your lame fuckin ahh anyway. I thought that's what you wanted cause you keep dragging shit. And job? It's after 5 my boy what you do? UPS driver, bus operator? waiter? Red lobster, MCdonalds? No wonder you so uptight.
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Do I want to debate a racist bigot live on Elon Musk’s X? No, I have a job unlike you it seems.
Keep up the good work trashcan!
Jason Dee@jase_mendou30o
@wingstreetwolf @jfrahm02 @FBAGoddess444 @tariqnasheed You wanna debate live?
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@NitroSpidey Probably the same low quality bullshit you’re tweeting right now still?
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what the fuck was I saying here
Nitro-Spidey@NitroSpidey
Why does Deadpool And Wolverine actually look like it’s going to be shot well. Like, this is a good looking movie.
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@chicswifts You’re standing with two feet on the ground chest out saying that THIS is pretty privilege?? Define pretty?
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pretty privilege is real
St. littlebjork kidman 🇨🇴@littlebjorkster
Damn she sucks so bad you people are under spells
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@jase_mendou30o @jfrahm02 @FBAGoddess444 @tariqnasheed I’ve got no prejudices except all the prejudices I’ve tweeted and are available to view on my profile. Again, too dumb to even get through a tweet without flip flopping.
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@jfrahm02 @FBAGoddess444 @tariqnasheed That's not what I'm implying bro. Sigh this shit hard for me to say cause I like white ppl I don't got no prejudices but the reality is your feelings towards black ppl and views about black people are usually influenced by the same culture that birthed Jim crow..those are facts
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One of the “friends” posted this to his Instagram on July 5th before he deactivated his account. Notice anything?? 🤔🤔 this is proof that Nolan made it off that island alive. They placed his body back on the island after something went down at that house!
Funny how his body magically appeared back on the island after a massive search. The coast guard initially said there was no phone call that night, then all of a sudden he remembers that there was. Let’s not forget that the friends mom is a judge. It’s giving “Your Honor” in real life.
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@jase_mendou30o @flalalawda0083 @FBAGoddess444 @tariqnasheed So you’re admitting that you’re not joking, you think this. So yeah, I do think you’re racist and hateful toward white people in general, based on your literally fucking words.
If you’re gonna be a bigot, might as well stick by your takes and not flip flop two tweets later.
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@wingstreetwolf @flalalawda0083 @FBAGoddess444 @tariqnasheed Okay so you tell me why I think the way I think? You don't think I got good reason? I'm just angry and hateful?
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Pov: you're a bomb about to be dropped on a tent full of children
Governor Josh Shapiro@GovernorShapiro
See you soon.
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