Cucker Tarlson #DontBeAFuckingCockOnTheInternet

@Acyn Stephen Miller saying someone's brain doesn't work, after he short circuited on live TV, is fucking wild.

Stephen Miller responding to AOC calling Miller a clown and saying he is angry that he is 4’10”: We knew her brain didn't work now we know their eyes don't work.

@RepNancyMace The community note is doing work

BREAKING: National debt just hit $37 TRILLION. Not just a number but a bill our kids can’t afford to pay.

@StephenM History isn't supposed to support one side or the other. The fact that you think it should always paint the US in a positive manor is telling.

The Smithsonian is supposed to be a global symbol of American strength, culture and prestige. A place for families and children to celebrate American history and greatness. Instead, the exhibits have clearly been taken over by leftwing activists who have used the Smithsonian as yet one platform to endlessly bash America and rewrite / erase our magnificent story. These activists have obscenely defaced this beloved institution. The Trump Administration will proudly and diligently restore the patriotic glory of America and ensure the Smithsonian is a place that once more inspires love and devotion to this nation, especially among our youngest citizens.

@LauraBabcock Entrance fees for tourists? Wtf? This isn't Disneyland.

Trust me bitch. We ain’t coming.

@RossKneeDeep 🙋‍♂️ This is what I think happened. Trump tried to rig 2020, but Biden won because they underestimated how many votes to add for Trump. This explains why he claimed 2020 was rigged. Then, in 24, they rigged it by many more votes so they would come out on top.

They're finding more and more voting discrepancies. By a show of hands. How many of you think she actually won the election? ✋🏾

@thevivafrei @GavinNewsom Where did he mention Trump?

@GavinNewsom Oh, so you’re cool with suing people for nearly $1 billion for alleged lies? I hope Trump sues you over this one.

No more lies. I’m suing Fox News for $787 million. politico.com/news/2025/06/2…

@RepMTG Ain't that the pot calling the kettle black?

Shut up you pathetic little hypocrite. YOU fully supported our military and IC running the proxy war against Russia in Ukraine. And you VOTED to fund the Ukraine war under your President with dementia. You don’t get to play anti-war and moral outrage anymore.

@EllBenny @PhinPhil @jgriffaz_ @samstein That would require the ability for introspection and rational thought. These clowns are just parrots, regurgitating whatever shit comes out of Trump's mouth.

@PhinPhil @jgriffaz_ @samstein i can't help but notice that you have been asked the following question: "what if they have papers? Even if fake, they can work and pay taxes to our govt. why kick them out?" yet you failed to answer and instead deflected. can you answer the question please?

unreal

@EmeraEwalt @PhinPhil @jayacoop @samstein Him and the gerbil in his rectum

@PhinPhil @jayacoop @samstein Who is this "we" you speak of?

@theberschtones @Angry_Staffer Tbf, all these doughy old white dudes look the same

@Angry_Staffer Why did I think he died? Maybe I was confusing him with Rush Limbaugh.

This is such a stupid argument. An autopen was used for *all* of the J6 pardons. If you want to play this game, we can play it. But I’d recommend being careful.

@Dexter__Wright @Angry_Staffer If he is, I'm 6'5" 190

@Angry_Staffer Is Trump is still 6'3" and 225 lbs?

My sources confirm this reporting

@offmedz2k1 @hattchback A used one, and one with holes in it

@hattchback 2 condoms

@LSU_ME @BraddrofliT I'm like 95% sure this is photo shopped

Maga, post up some pics of your "1.98/gal" gas and your "eggs down 94%" as he keeps saying.

@Derpetology101 @JustTheFacts_68 @realDonaldTrump Yes ma'am 🫡

@JustTheFacts_68 @Derpetology101 @realDonaldTrump I mean, his handle is "Derp." I honestly didn't expect him to be intelligent enough to comprehend pain English.

@Derpetology101 @realDonaldTrump "alleging" Did you miss that part? It's right there in the headline.

The Democrats are really out of control. They have lost everything, especially their minds! These Radical Left Lunatics are into the “Impeachment thing” again. They have already got two “No Name,” little respected Congressmen, total Whackjobs both, throwing the “Impeachment” of DONALD J. TRUMP around, for about the 20th time, even though they have no idea for what I would be Impeached. Maybe it should be for cleaning up the MESS that they left us on the Border, or the Highest Inflation in our Country’s History or, perhaps, it should be the incompetent Withdrawal from Afghanistan, or Russia, Russia, Russia/Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine, or the Attack of Israel on October 7th that only proceeded because they allowed Iran to regain Great Wealth. These Congressmen stated that, they didn’t know why they would Impeach me but, “We just want to do it.” The Republicans should start to think about expelling them from Congress for all of the crimes that they have committed, especially around Election time(s). These are very dishonest people that won’t let our Country heal! Why do we allow them to continuously use Impeachment as a weapon against the President of the United States who, by all accounts, is working hard to SAVE OUR COUNTRY. It’s the same playbook that they used in my First Term, and Republicans are not going to allow them to get away with it again. These are total LOWLIFES, who hate our Country, and everything it stands for. Perhaps we should start playing this game on them, and expel Democrats for the many crimes that they have committed — And these are REAL crimes. Remember, “Shifty” Adam Schiff demanded a Pardon, and they had to use the power of the Auto Pen, and a Full Pardon, for him and the Unselect Committee of Political Thugs, to save them from Expulsion, and probably worse!

@Angry_Staffer He's a dunce

It’s literally his one job, and the oath he took.

@WhiteHouse First of all, Trump isn't remotely that muscular. Second, red lightsabers are indicative of the Sith.

Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy. You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire. May the 4th be with you.

@JoeyMannarinoUS @JDVance Maybe pissing into your own mouth damaged your brain

@JDVance Pope Rubio would be absolutely based. Not quite as based as Pope Vance, though. And definitely not as based as Pope Trump.

I think he could take on a bit more. If only there was a job opening for a devout Catholic…

@zathiadragon @AnatoliUkraine @joncoopertweets Missing context. She suggested it for 1 particular church in Stockholm, called Seamen's church. She suggested to make the church a safe harbor for sailors of all faiths to take solace and be able to pray.

This is blatantly anti-Catholic and makes fun of Catholicism. Will ANYONE in the Catholic Church speak out against it?

@lynderlucy @kaoticanomaly @Trumpcrazytrain @CalltoActivism 2 weeks? Like the infrastructure bill? Or the Healthcare bill? Hold your breath until then.

@kaoticanomaly @Trumpcrazytrain @CalltoActivism It won't be much longer.

🚨🚨🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Former Republican Congressman from New York, George Santos, has just been sentenced to 87 months - SEVEN YEARS IN PRISON - by federal court Judge Joanna Seybert after pleading guilty of wire fraud and aggravated identity theft. Good riddance.