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@wire_hangovers

CIA agent working undercover as a twitter user ironically calling himself an CIA agent. severe #Dyslexia high-functioning #ActuallyAutistic

Katılım Ağustos 2009
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I think about the fact millennials are predicted to be the first generation to have a lower life experience than the previous generation before, and how that’s not seen as a massive societal failure needing a drastic course correction.
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Yanks are being weird about salad cream now.
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Also it’s extremely silly to criticise food just because of the way it looks.
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The truth is criticism of food other than how unhealthy it is, is silly, because people’s taste buds are all different.
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Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar·
Wait, are American broadcasters playing ads during World Cup hydration breaks?
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The funny thing is I’m not into football.
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American “leftists” asking why non-Americans care about what is going on in America is the same as right-wingers and centrists asking why we care about Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire. That’s why every time I see them complain about it, I know they are just LARPers.
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☻@WZG1889·
one thing I’ve learnt about the US in this tournament is how genuinely corporate they are..we are all watching a game with 22 blokes kicking a ball we do not CARE about which pop singer is in the crowd at the bumfuck arena
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@146ix You are aware whatever UK content that pops on your feed, we get 100 fold content about the US on ours, you latch on to the content about the UK, I hold back on US content I get.
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seis@146ix·
@wire_hangovers yeah retweets, they pop up on everyone’s feed you’re actively typing out tweets every week lmao thats not comparable gang
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Europeans being pick mes for the yanks don’t get enough grief.
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@146ix Lol, you're in California and have a fair amount of UK-centric retweets just a little down your own profile.
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seis@146ix·
@wire_hangovers why’s ur entire acc America living rent free in ur head lmao
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The US beat Paraguay 4-1, no way getting around it that’s a pretty decent showing, well done.
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Like, I'm from Wiltshire. Our biggest tourist attraction is Stonehenge, which has been run as a tourist trap. As someone from that area, that is a source of embarrassment. That's it, no deflection. I'm not going to argue when someone makes that fair criticism.
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Yanks are telling themselves that their humour is too complex for the British to understand, rather than admit it’s just a butt hurt deflection.
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People find it annoyingly weird that you guys seem incapable of humility. Instead of accepting legitimate criticism as the host country, you turn it around on your guests: “Lol they think they can just walk to the stadium.” Yes, they do, and that should embarrass you as the host.
swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰@potatoslav

i think i’ve figured out why they all think we’re bragging. American humor is very hyperbolic. we exaggerate and speak dramatically bc that’s funny to us. European humor (especially British) tends to be more dry. they are confusing jokes for ego.

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