the wise apeman
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the wise apeman
@wiseapeman
Swingin thru markets, liftin weights, & tossin bananas at bad ideas. Part entrepreneur, part investor, all builder. Not financial advice. Do your own research.
DFW - Texas Katılım Mart 2009
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@noobking42069 Improving unit economics + revenue growth = 🚀
Everything else is noise
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@wiseapeman What about the one where open door was charging a client $200k for selling
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$OPEN YOUR EYES TO THE POSSIBILITY
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Kia Nejatian@kianejatian
We had a customer receive an instant offer. They viewed it and signed the contract in 31 minutes 2 seconds.
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@nejatian @Anthony110673 The policy tailwind is taking shape.
All going exactly as hypothesized in my $OPEN investment thesis I published last summer.
LFG.
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@JonMachinist @KenJennings I like this one. Would love other spokespeople ideas from the Aarmy too!
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$OPENDOOR $OPEN
Crazy Idea for the Day
- Spokesperson Entry -
If we need a spokesperson, I would like to throw @KenJennings name in the hat. His 74 game win streak on Jeopardy was nothing short of amazing. So incredible, they made him the host. An intellectual power move no one had ever seen.
“Micheal Jordan is the Ken Jennings of basketball. “
@nejatian @morganb @lucmatheson @fahdananta @laurenkthurston @paras_doshi @MikeBillettJr @michaeljudd321 @yang_guo @rabois
@maelan_sdmr @Nugget_Trades @iamjohnbaiano @Anderson_2155 @GMN_watch @Davo0820 @VintageGems203 @PatMan527 @MrAlwaysRugged @MrNeverSell @CapitanSteveo @j33_j33 @cvpayne @PoligionMedia @Nbusiness1990 @LloydReeves13B @JoePlatform @urbnsteezus

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🚨 HOMEOWNER USES CHATGPT INSTEAD OF A REAL ESTATE AGENT — WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS SHOCKING
A Florida homeowner decided to run a different kind of experiment when it came time to sell his house.
No real estate agent.
No marketing team.
No staging consultant.
Instead, he says he used ChatGPT to guide the entire process.
The AI suggested which rooms to repaint for the highest return, helped design the listing materials, created the open house handouts, and walked him through how to get the home posted on the MLS.
It even suggested the exact timing for when to list the property.
Then the house went live.
Within the first 72 hours, he says the property had already received five separate offers.
Now people online are asking a question that might make a lot of real estate agents uncomfortable.
If AI can handle the pricing, marketing, listing, and strategy… what exactly are real estate agents still needed for?
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You say that, yet since the day we started following each other you mostly point out reasons why $OPEN won’t succeed.
In my opinion, you're using the wrong lens for evaluating this type of investment.
The questions you're constantly raising as "super important" "meaningful" remind me of what Wall Street analysts were asking about Amazon in the early 2010s. I was around the industry then. The focus was always the same. How will this ever be sustainable? How will they turn profitable at this burn rate? How will people buy clothes without trying them on? How will they sell shoes without customers feeling the product in person? The list went on and on.
Yet here we are today. Those were the wrong questions.
The right questions for Amazon then, and for Opendoor now, are simple. Are the unit economics improving? Is there real demand for the service? Is revenue growing? Do customers love the product?
The answers were a clear yes for Amazon. And they look like a yes for Opendoor today.
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Fancy a coffee with the big boss? ☕️
Then master AI and be willing to contribute to the mission.
Because homeownership matters.
Because the future is $OPEN
CC: @ycombinator 👹

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@nejatian @dayetweets @maelan_sdmr @ycombinator Ignore this guy, Kaz. He’s not engaging in good faith conversation. He’s basically G. Noble Jr.
Doesn’t understand tech trades/valuations work.
Guy should just stick to index investing.
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I literally just did a Reddit AMA and answered lots of questions. We also have an open question line for investors at our Financial Open House. I also do long form podcasts and answer questions.
If you find a single public company ceo that answers more questions than I do more openly, I will donate $1,000 to a charity if your choice.
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Everyone eventually arrives at this conclusion.
Or they decide the market is a manipulated scam and stop participating altogether.
The sooner you start investing, the better.
Trying to time the market is a fool’s errand and usually a losing game.
But try telling that to my 20-year-old self.
I would have thought the one investing was the loser.
Funny how that works.
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@ComicDaveSmith @mehdirhasan You right, Dave. I also supported him - took his campaign at face value.
I sorely regret my support now. From immigration handing to Epstein to a new war.
We were all duped.
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You know Mehdi, I used to mourn the death of the American antiwar left during the Obama years. They were largely silent on the US created catastrophes in Libya, Syria, Somalia and Yemen.
When the antiwar left returned on Gaza, I never thought to start lecturing them about voting for Biden in order to pat myself on the back and foolishly pretend that this proves their idiocy or guilt or whatever. I was just happy that they were good on such an important issue.
Here you have the most influential guy in the country calling out this disastrous war and this is your response? Especially when YOU voted for genocide Joe and Kamala who supported the whole thing.
Obviously I’m biased here. Joe is my guy and I also foolishly supported Trump but I think I’m right here.
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And Rogan believed him and endorsed him.
Home of the Brave@OfTheBraveUSA
Joe Rogan: "It just seems so insane based on what he ran on. I mean, this is why a lot of people feel betrayed. He ran on no more wars and these stupid, senseless wars. And then we have one that we can't even really clearly define why we did it."
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Right mindset on what it means to win, well done!
Now, realizing that investment isn't about speed or timing is the next step in maturity - the muscle to have conviction for holding for long term. That's how buffet made money, that's what Ray Dalio did, that's what Michael Saylor is doing.
If you're constantly trying to time the market, you're gambling. Just my 2 cents.
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Didn’t have beefing with Mike Alfred on my bingo card, but I guess his ego got bruised after I ratioed his little “gotcha” comment on my post.
You know what’s worse than someone hating on a person doing better than them?
Someone who’s already in a strong financial position still trying to dunk on people doing worse than them financially.
To me, that’s the lowest form of character.
It’s a strange mix of narcissism and ego that’s honestly hard to wrap your head around.
Fam, we need to follow people who spread positivity and genuinely want to see others win.
Not the ones pumping penny stocks to hundreds of thousands of followers, engagement farming for clicks, and then taking time out of their day to try and drag someone down.
That’s low-character behavior.
Let’s stop giving bullies clout.
You’ve seen what they do with it.
$ASST
$SBET
$OPEN
Should I keep going?
I’ve got a beautiful wife, a healthy kid, a loving family, a relationship with God, real friends, and my health.
I already won, Mikey.


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