Sokka Stan

5.1K posts

Sokka Stan banner
Sokka Stan

Sokka Stan

@witheredwizard

Yelling into the void | Firefighter EMT | God Bless Bo Nix #BroncosCountry #MileHighBasketball Proud to be a CSU Ram!

USA Katılım Temmuz 2009
1.3K Takip Edilen614 Takipçiler
Sokka Stan retweetledi
Storyteller Lemmy
Storyteller Lemmy@LemmySmackett·
"Jesus, Paul, look at this receipt—ten dollars for a single potato. This new Value-Mart AI surge pricing is killing me, man. Killing me." “That’s nothing, Bill. Wait ’til the next update: the store will be able to see exactly how much money you have in your bank.” “You’re kidding.” “And your 401k.” “@#$% me sideways.” “That’s why I use URCHN to do my groceries.” “Really? What’s URCHN?” “URCHN is the latest in affordable concierge shopping.” “Oh, you mean like Uber or Instacart. What makes them different?” “Orphans.” “𝑂𝑟𝑝ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑠?” “That’s right, Bill. And not just any orphans. Dirty, starving orphans who live under overpasses.” “Uuuh.” “As you know, the cameras in the grocery aisle scan your face and adjust the price based on race, socioeconomic status, and dietary restrictions. But you know who always gets the best prices, no matter what?” “…orphans?” “Yep.” “I don’t know, Paul, that seems a little-” “Of course, the AI still discriminates based on race, which is why they send a multi-racial team of no less than four dirty orphans to buy your groceries.” "Um." “The Latino child buys your rice, and the Asian child buys your tortillas.” “Yeah, no, I get it.” “And the black child-” “Sorry, uh, these are children, right? Small children?” “Of course. Teens would raise the price.” “How do they, uh, reach the items on the top shelves?” “They stand on each other’s emaciated little shoulders.” "Jesus." "Yeah, the Hispanic orphan tends to be on the bottom." "What?" "Sturdy stock." “…and how much do you save?” “My last potato was 34 cents.” “#$&@ it, I’m in.” --- [r][title: AI Surge Pricing]
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS

Walmart is rolling out digital price tags at all of its stores. At the same time, the corporate giant just secured a patent for "dynamically and automatically updating item prices.” Plus another patent for using machine learning to predict demand and recommend prices.

English
48
1.3K
13.7K
946.6K
Sokka Stan retweetledi
Cenk Uygur
Cenk Uygur@cenkuygur·
You should be absolutely furious about this $200 billion ask for the war. I guarantee you if you asked for $200 billion in health care or food for American people, you'd be laughed out of Congress. There's no money for that! But as soon as Israel asks, it'll fly through Congress.
English
797
3.9K
26.8K
689.6K
Sokka Stan retweetledi
onion person
onion person@CantEverDie·
it’s incredibly blackpilling to me that it takes rising gas prices and rising gas prices alone to have people turn against the war in iran, and not the american government murdering thousands of children and civilians in iran. americans are incredibly selfish
English
440
15.1K
85.2K
888.8K
Sokka Stan retweetledi
Jonathan Norris
Jonathan Norris@jonnorris12·
I think that the biggest difference between the Iran war and the Vietnam war is Donald Trump knew how to get himself out of the Vietnam war.
English
93
1.4K
8.6K
194.6K
Sokka Stan retweetledi
DCinvestor
DCinvestor@DCinvestor·
i've gotta hand it to him fleecing the Arabs for billions and sweeping it into your family’s personal accounts, hell, even taking a jumbo jet from them then royally (pun intended) fucking them over in a poorly conceived op your handlers convinced you to do with no real off-ramp as they must then watch their economies and reputations for being safe havens crumble is just an incredible move maybe the best to ever do it
Annmarie Hordern@annmarie

WSJ: Arab governments were furious about Israel’s attack and the U.S. failure to head it off, officials said. They had aggressively lobbied the Trump administration to stop U.S. and Israeli strikes on Iranian energy infrastructure and now feel a target has been put on their backs, they said… America’s Arab allies are now fuming that they don’t seem to have any influence with the Trump administration despite heavy investments of time and money.

English
60
438
3.9K
330.4K
Sokka Stan retweetledi
Ro Khanna
Ro Khanna@RoKhanna·
$200 billion would pay for free college for every American, $10 day childcare, 1000 new trade schools, the 40% federal share of special needs education and a lot more. What are we even doing here? MAGA is now Iran first?
Jeff Stein@JStein_WaPo

SCOOP: The Pentagon asked the White House today for more than *$200 billion* for the Iran war supplemental, sources say Some White House aides think Congress won't support b/c it's so big Will tee up giant battle in Congress

English
5.9K
7.2K
32K
1.3M
Sokka Stan retweetledi
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick@ReichlinMelnick·
This story is HORRIFIC. This DACA recipient was brought here by his parents in 1999 when he was 8 years old. He is a laboratory scientist who's had DACA since 2012. Now he's languishing in an ICE detention center because the Trump admin failed to process his renewal in time!
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick tweet media
Carol Leonnig@CarolLeonnig

ICE seizes DACA recipient on way to visit premature baby in NICU. Trump admin is not renewing "Dreamers" who were given legal status as children to stay in U.S. -- says they can now be detained and deported. @lbarronlopez ms.now/news/ice-detai…

English
261
4K
8.6K
375.3K
Sokka Stan retweetledi
HealthRanger
HealthRanger@HealthRanger·
Told ya. I said EXACTLY this: The White House will hide and censor any coverage of all the dead soldiers being flown back. Because the number is clearly already in the hundreds. So they "classify" it and continue to lie to the American people.
English
0
4.7K
12.3K
270K
Barstool Denver
Barstool Denver@BarstoolDenver·
You can only keep 3 athletes a part of Denver history, who are you choosing?
Barstool Denver tweet media
English
143
8
186
34.7K
Sokka Stan retweetledi
Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos@Broncos·
Looking good in orange & blue, @D1__JW!
Denver Broncos tweet media
English
139
874
7.7K
548.1K