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@2ndaryProtocol I like iledd.

Post a 70s movie that starts with the letter T? ‘The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three’ (1974) 🖤

@CreatureAuthor I was at a place that had a sign "no leathers." Don't know what that meant. I ordered a "grilled cheese cheeseburger" which was actually a burger where the buns were two grilled cheeses sandwiches.

That's a whole new take on meaty n cheesy!

@attackdogX I have friends from Quebec that don't even know what an electrical bill is because of Hydro Canada (sp?)

For the first time ever, Canada cannot produce enough electricity to supply itself. They are now a net importer of electricity from the United States.

@SusieM414141 @GaryVin74948238 Animals will eat Ethylene Glycol (windshield washer fluid) because it is very sweet to them, but also poisonous. Engine oil will taste sweet when it's OK, dirt when it's not.

@SusieM414141 @GaryVin74948238 But they want to eat brake fluid. I'd like to know more.

Did you know? Fun fact: In the mineral king section of Sequoia National Park, you need to wrap your car or marmots can chew through your undercarriage including break lines.

@KatyKatt77 @asmilefixer Didn't really feel good when I broke my right wrist and had to drive, and write (and other things that we shall not mention). Maybe I'll give it a try though.

@asmilefixer I do use my left hand to brush my teeth, but with my toothbrush 😜 There are studies that suggest doing simple tasks with your opposite hand is good for brain health😉

I just saw this idiot of a patient that uses his left hand to brush his teeth. Cavities everywhere. I told him he needs to use a tooth brush instead of his left hand. Jeesh.

@alphafox Hey Man, I take my meds....

After seeing just mutual in my timeline for the past day, I have come to the conclusion that I have concluded conclusively that yall suffer from mental illness. 😔

@miles_commodore Yes, I live 400 miles from the coast and the best fish I can get just doesn't compare to what I have had near the coast. (or maybe I just don't know my fish).

Have you ever eaten fish that was in the ocean a few hours before it was on your plate? There’s nothing like it.

@SteveLovesAmmo My pocket Bible and sermon notebook that I have not been able to find for 3 weeks.

@Ilegvm @Cat5SMASHICANE I'm no athlete of any description, but I was a fit active person and would get cramps when swimming or biking. I tended to just fall down, as my calf muscles stopped working. Impressive.

@Cat5SMASHICANE Agree - definitely badass to battle through that pain and come back for the win!

2009 WTA Championships in Doha, Qatar: 19-year-old Caroline Wozniacki (Denmark) vs. Vera Zvonareva (Russia). Wozniacki battled brutal full-body cramps in the desert heat. She collapsed in agony—but cramps aren’t considered a medical injury in tennis, so no extra MTO. Still, she battled through for a 6-0, 6-7, 6-4 win over Zvonareva. True warrior spirit🔥 Serena Williams (USA) went on to claim the title. 🇺🇸 Many prominent coaches think the rule should be changed for cramping (especially in extreme heat), but the core policy stays the same. What do you think: is cramping a medical issue or should it stay classified as a conditioning/fitness issue?

@notsenileyet @JonahDispatch Umm. Is that next?

@JonahDispatch Absolutely. I hate that. What’s next? Bikini curling?

It’s almost like they never should have made beach volleyball an Olympic sport in the first place, if they were going to do this.

@AsterBelinda A Carrie TV series? How many dances does that High School schedule every year?

Nope. It's been done, twice that I know of and four if you count Firestarter. which is the superior of the two. Yes, sorry its the same story deal with it. Lastly and mostly, stop putting money in Stephen Kings Pocket, he's scum. rant mode off.

@igor_os777 I do not because I bought the required number of CDs immediately, and then cancelled. And joined again and did the same thing. Over and over again.

@pudgenet The guillotine will claim its bloody prize!

Happy Bastille Day to those who celebrate 🇫🇷 Oh dang I just realized France is playing in the World Cup today, that’s huge

@japan_nobunaga Today I learned this word.

In Louisiana the woman at the bakery gave me thirteen donuts and charged me for twelve. I told her she had made a mistake. She said, "That's your lagniappe, baby." I did not know this word. I know it now. It is the most dangerous word I have met in America. Lagniappe is a little something extra, given for free, for no reason, that you did not ask for and cannot refuse. The thirteenth donut was not a mistake. The thirteenth donut was policy. I tried to pay for it. This was, I understand now, deeply insulting, though everyone was too kind to say so. She would not take the money. She had already moved on to the next person, to whom she was also, I saw, giving something extra. So I began to watch for it. I have now received lagniappe in the form of: an extra piece of fish. A second scoop I did not order. A free coffee because it was raining. A praline "for the road," when I had no road, I was walking. And once, at a hardware store, a man placed a single wood screw loose in my palm, because I had bought four and "you always end up needin' five." You always end up needing five. I went home and counted my screws and he was right. I want to be very clear that I am not saying these people are trying to put me in their debt. I am also not saying I am not, now, deeply in it. The trouble is that lagniappe cannot be repaid. If I give something back, it becomes a transaction, and a transaction cancels the gift, and insults the giver. The only correct answer to a gift with no reason is to accept it, and carry it, and one day hand a stranger a thirteenth donut of your own. I have started doing this. I gave my neighbor an extra tomato from my garden. I said, "That's your lagniappe." He looked at the tomato. He looked at me. Something crossed his face that I can only call a man watching a foreigner learn the local religion. He said, "Well, alright then." Well, alright then. I have thirty tomatoes and I intend to give all of them away, one extra at a time, to people who did not ask. It is the only debt I have ever been glad to carry.

@iowahawkblog I mean, was it the bad lettuce or the liter of rotgut vodka I drank over the weekend?

I'm just confused about how could they tell

@Intel_Dork "Horse Dee Overs."

@rhinegelt There was house across the street from us where the guys cleaning it came out ashen-faced. They ended up tearing it down to the studs and floorboards, but it was still inhabitable.

Sixty cats 😬 "It smells like ammonia and death." I assume they'll have to burn the house down.

@Legacy411 I bought Talking Heads "Fear of Music" for a single song, that wasn't even on the album! Ended up being one of my favorite rock records.

Quite a few albums for me... Like (Bob Seger - Turn the page) is one example. Who else has experienced this, and what song or album?

@ApexSeeker_ High-Vis shirt, razor knife on belt, name brand work gloves for that redneck fashion cred.

🇯🇵 I’m Japanese. Question for Americans. 🇺🇸 Which tool instantly makes someone look like they know what they’re doing? 🔧😂 🪛 Screwdriver 🔨 Hammer 🔧 Wrench 🦆 Duct tape Or something else?