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@stoolgambling @StoolBaseball @barstoolWSD In the scenario where the catcher drops the third strike, the batter may attempt to run to first base. If they reach safely (first base empty, or two outs), they are safe. It goes in the books as a strikeout but the batter is safe at first.

Can you name all 10 ways to reach 1st Base? @StoolBaseball

@Beno10_MFC It’s D

Strong eye test. Which stand mixer is different? 99% people failed.

@OleTimeHardball You forgot one.

What’s the most unbreakable MLB career record?

@alphafox Steel toe flip flops. Priceless.

Is this really the best way to open a pallet of lumber? 🤔

@elonmusk I think she wears that headdress to hide the fact she had a lobotomy.

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@ChrisStephensMD Did he get the fish or the chicken dinner.

My man

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@Hunter_Eagleman Here is one for you. “I bet it takes you 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.”

Am I missing anything? 🤷🏼‍♂️😆

@mymixtapez Georgia Satellites Keep Your Hands To Yourself.

Michael Jordan Sparks Controversy With Neck Grab After Tyler Reddick’s 5th Win 👀😂

@MattWallace888 The bag she is carrying is a thermal bag containing 6 McDonald’s Big Arch hamburgers and 6 Large Fries.

Mysterious woman with large red bag seen getting on Air Force One behind President Trump 👀

@SteveLovesAmmo When someone knocks at the front door at this woman’s home, you know exactly who is going to be there first in that house.

This border collie is not messing around. Wow!

@CollinRugg @SHumphreyTV Tribute to the Hero.

NEW: Oklahoma high school principal seen charging at and disarming a school shooter in footage obtained by @SHumphreyTV. Pauls Valley High School Principal Kirk Moore is being called a hero after getting shot while stopping a school shooter. The suspect, identified as 20-year-old Victor Hawkins, was a former student who said he wanted to shoot up the school “like the Columbine shooters did.” While taking down the shooter, Moore was shot in the leg. He is expected to recover and says he is looking forward to returning to work as soon as possible. "I look forward to returning to work as soon as possible so that I may continue my life’s work educating the next generation of Oklahoma leaders. Until then, my thoughts are with our outstanding students, safe today in the arms of their families and friends," he said. Hero!

Championship Sunday with $1,000,000 on the line There is no greater feeling

@Harrygeachie @seanperrywins Good luck. Amen Corner will be the difference.

Fun fact. Who are the oldest Major League Baseball teams and which teams have never hired a Black Manager?

@GuntherEagleman Interesting. How do you have a large warehouse containing toilet paper and not have a fire suppression sprinkling system installed in 2026. The building was constructed in 1988. Something does not make sense.

🚨ABSOLUTE INSANITY: Footage shows the devastating aftermath of the massive fire that completely destroyed a 1.2 million sq foot Kimberly-Clark tissue paper warehouse in Ontario, CA A mad employee destroyed the whole building over his pay.

@uscfan981 Ohio is ranked #1 in the US where you are most likely of getting a speeding ticket.

Say something nice about Ohio.

@EricLDaugh Looks like the gloves might come off. Let the Epstein survivors fucking testify in front of Congress.

🚨 BREAKING: In a massive moment, First Lady Melania Trump demands Congress allow Epstein's survivors to PUBLICLY TESTIFY about what happened to them, saying Epstein did NOT act alone WOW! This is about to ROCK DC "Now is the time for Congress to ACT. Epstein was NOT alone. Several prominent male executives resigned from their powerful positions after this matter became widely politicized!" "Of course, this doesn't amount to guilt, but we still must work openly and transparently to uncover the truth." "I call on Congress to provide the women who have been victimized by Epstein with a public hearing specifically centered around the survivors." "Give these victims their opportunity to testify under oath in front of Congress with the power of sworn testimony." "Each and every woman should have her day to tell her story in public if she wishes, and then her testimony should be permanently entered into the congressional record. Then, and only then, we will have the truth. Thank you."

@NUCLRGOLF @golfweek Thank god for that. At least nobody has peed in Ray’s Creek yet.

🚨❌📱 #KICKED OUT — 13-time PGA Tour winner Mark Calcavecchia was removed from Augusta National grounds by security on Tuesday after he was caught using his cell phone, a violation of the club’s no phone policy. (Via @golfweek)

@InsideLucysHead Watch Porn movies, you will have a happy ending.

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits... When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.