Bill Ash

"Jermaine Jenas & Huw Edwards to present a podcast together about being sacked by the BBC. It must not, repeat must not be titled Huw Jenas"

Cinema.

#ENGSUI Switzerland's manager is understandably anxious, because if they lose this match, the knives will be out. And the corkscrews. And the screwdrivers. And the nail-files. And the toothpicks. And the little pliers. And the wire-strippers. And the bottle-openers. And the sciss

@lcjb1884 Got 2 going mate, dm

Anyone have spare kasabian tickets ?

Lot smaller than I imagined

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

That’s one heck of a name drop from Kalvin.

@Jordwarnnn What did Stan say to my old man 😂

What a win - great day. UTV. 🦁

i don't get it

I studied to 16 and that was more than enough. Studying for an additional 4 years seems daft.

Footage of Japan fans taking litter out of a bag and leaving it all over the stadium whilst laughing and smiling. Disgraceful scenes.

Did I tell you about the time my son failed his driving test for the second time? He was really upset, so trying to be a good dad, I tried to make it better. Because of Covid, his next chance to take his test locally was next year, so I looked online.

Seeing England 6-2 is normally followed by Joe Root coming to the crease to dig us out of the shit again

@AVFCStatto Offered nothing 🤷🏻‍♂️

Let's go Carney. Show us what you are about! #avfc | #utv | #vtid

Recently there have been a number of high profile football matches stopped due to medical emergencies in the crowd. Is it happening more often, is there a conspiracy. Time for a thread..... 🧵

How bigs his suitcase ?