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ODISHA - World’s biggest steel hub in the making? @manas_muduli @Pradip_K_Varma @Fintech03 @pk00202500 @OdishaGrowthHub @BBSRBuzz

@desimojito @rautsanjay61 🤣🤣 brutal

Wah, aapke naam par nala bhi hai @rautsanjay61 🔥😂😂😂😂

Remember how @Jairam_Ramesh laughed at Odisha while blocking POSCO as environment minister. Sent that Idiot Saxena to Jagatsinghpur and blocked it on basis of rights of Tribals. Jagatsinghpur literally has no tribals. The arrogance which led to 44 seats.

All major financial centres of the world (Sydney, Tokyo, HK, Mumbai, Dubai, London, NY) are also major port cities. Most banks started as a trade finance bank and then grew into a conglomerate. Ports drive economy. Ports drive trade. Ports drive prosperity! Build more ports!

Both are absolute super-frauds. 10 out of 10 for the analogy! 😂👏

Hamza’s diary now

@Pivot2Centre And with that the Maharashtra’s Chanakya lost his fortune

Build 1 city that resembles a western work city Get it into controversy around eco zone, Advasi land. Let it rot! What a shame

Every single place in India is just so overcrowded. - Want to go to a park? Hundreds are already there, not enough space. - Want to go to a temple? You won’t even get five minutes of peace. - Want to visit a hill station? Not a single hotel is available. - Same with Ladakh, Uttarakhand, and everywhere else. It feels like the calmest place is your own house.

@RishabShar53830 @SKB1195131 @manas_muduli Unfortunately, the govt appears to show limited intent for the IT/ITeS sector

@SKB1195131 @manas_muduli Raheja, Mindspace, Prestige etc needs to be invited to build Tech Park, Premium Grade A Office spaces primarily in the Bhubaneswar - Cuttack region as Khorda can be kept for industries & Puri for Tourism. Having more & more such Office spaces will help Bhubaneswar attract GCCs.

📍Odisha Technology Center, Bhubaneswar

@NiftyRahul @wordi25 Mockery!

@wordi25 A judge in AP just fined a wife ₹500 for stabbing and killing her husband with a knife 🔪

How does one get bail after cold pre planned pre mediated murder?

@Pivot2Centre Elite list. A perfect onboarding deck for every analyst 🫡 Another quick one - instead of client meeting, say “we’re taking this to the IC”

An informal guide on how to sound smart in corporate/investment banking 1. Forget “million”. It’s MM. Billion is Bn. And thousand? Not K, it’s M. What to sound really smart, use Y for Billion - Oldies will love you! 2. When talking, drop “million” entirely. Nobody says “27 millions.” You say “27 bucks” and let the room figure out the zeros. 3. $500MM = half a yard. $1Bn = a yard. Say this confidently in a meeting and watch the interns panic. “Are you f*cking kidding me, it is a half a yard account” 4. % is for dehat. You speak in bps. 250bps absolutely obliterates 2.5%. 5. It’s not “basis points.” It’s BEEPS. As in “we’re pricing at 300 beeps.” Say it with loudly 6. Efficiency ratio > operating margin. Operating margin is what your cousin who does FP&A uses. 7. EBITDA is your god. But raw EBITDA? Amateur hour. You ADJUST it. Always. Nobody needs to know what you adjusted or why 🫣 8. Pari Passu. Mutatis Mutandis. Pro Rata. Inter Alia. Drop them when no one expects it. No explanations. 9. You never have Problems. You have situations 10. You don’t work in a team. You work on a desk. It isn’t Energy team. It is the Energy Desk. Paper & Pulp Desk. Alternate Asset Desk. 11. Investment grade is investment grade. Junk grade bonds are High Yield Bonds

@Pivot2Centre You missed the background score

Fadnavis is using Indian railways to get bulldozers to flatten slums. Once Vijay is the PM of India, he will walk in slow motion and entire slum will automatically transform into condos with slum dwellers wearing designer clothes and driving car. Pick your leaders wisely!

ABV needed a moderate look, in came Advani as Deputy PM/HM Advani needed a moderate look, in came Modi as CM Modi needed a moderate look, in came Yogi as CM Yogi will soon need moderate look, they have got someone to take the mantle forward The Overton window is shifting!

Bond markets are flashing red. Today, the US 30Y Note Yield officially hit its highest level since July 2007, at 5.19%. This will soon become Americans’ biggest problem, yet the vast majority do not even know it is happening. What is happening? Let us explain. (a thread)

@Pivot2Centre Is it?

The corruption by Indian politicians is very mid compared to what is happening in US

@Shashi52377287 @Pivot2Centre Free tour of Mumbai slums

@Pivot2Centre What about Govandi, Mankhurd, Wadala, Kurla,,,,?

I rarely went on western line during my Mumbai days. I was kanjurmarg to CST on Thane slow. I had only heard stories about Bandra East. It seems those stories were true!

@Pivot2Centre Until now, thought Harbour Line was all slums. Honestly, Central Line felt way better compared to the rest. Was regular from Vikhroli to CST

@siddharth20061 @RatanRanjan_ @gupta_rekha

@RatanRanjan_ @gupta_rekha Service road is not for public it is only for residents. Go back to Bihar

अरविंदो मार्ग पर पद्मिनी एनक्लेव में कोठी बंगले में रहने वाले लोगो ने अपनी गाड़ी खड़ी करने के लिए सर्विस रॉड को लोहे की ग्रिल लगाकर हमेशा के लिए बंद कर दिया जिससे हर रोज लाखो लोगो को ग्रिन पार्क से हौज खास की ओर जाने वाले लोगो को घंटों जाम का सामना करना पड़ता है। @gupta_rekha @upadhyaysbjp @DelhiPwd @MCD_Delhi @LtGovDelhi @p_sahibsingh

@vague_anshul @Telugu360 But pay more and more tax

HUGE 🚨 PM Modi’s new national mission: “Everyone please become minimalist immediately.” 💀 Don’t buy gold Don’t travel abroad Use less oil Use metro instead of cars Carpool Reduce fertilizer use Avoid foreign brands Indian middle class after reading this: “So basically… survive on vibes and patriotism?” 😭 “Our country doesn’t have big oil wells.” True. But citizens also don’t have big salaries, cheap fuel, affordable housing, or peaceful EMIs. At this point Indians are being trained like a post-apocalyptic economy simulator: consume less, spend less, travel less, eat less, and somehow still grow GDP by 8%.

Don’t buy Gold jewellery for one year - PM Modi