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@ThePOTSPostman theyre so cute

I can’t believe I have to drive this thing around town soon. The new mail trucks are hideous. Looks like a platypus.

@sehajdhillon_ they're all so bad... so bad... who designs these?

I just realised this is the first time every team has changed their jersey in a single season of IPL.

@DocRGM why does punjab need a world bank loan

Congratulations Punjab. In collaboration with the World Bank, the Punjab Govt will invest Rs 3,500 crore in the State's Education Infrastructure over the Next Six Years. World Bank will provide Rs 2,500 crore, which is tied to the learning outcomes achieved by Govt Schools, while the Punjab Govt will contribute the remaining Rs 1,000 crore.

@OptimalOcon @CHurls13 honestly, it was probably the latter. you can carry swords in check-in, no problem, and they had been doing it for years

@wolfpacmk @CHurls13 Might have been an issue with travel but it’s funnier to think that PR said no more people holding a sword with crazy eyes.

Alex Lyon, the Shark Slayer

@BuffaloSabres @NHL should've given him the sabre, you cowards

Celebrating George's 2,500 @nhl game on our equipment staff, so of course he got the belt! 🤝

@OptimalOcon @CHurls13 he didnt even come close to hurting anyone

@OptimalOcon @CHurls13 But why

@OptimalOcon @CHurls13 wait what happened

@CHurls13 Love how PR went “so this can’t continue” after this moment.

@adampensel @sabresfan42069 @Sabremetrix wait what, so they got rid of the sabre cause jay mckee is a nerd?

@sabresfan42069 @Sabremetrix Jay McKee missed a game 7 for a staff infection from a cut on his leg. Belts are safer.

It’s so funny that this was the end of the locker room Sabre 😂

@MarchMadnessMBB byu ruined it for me

Will the perfect brackets survive the night? 😳 #MarchMadness

@watCHANEYebrow that 7 footer couldnt make a free throw if his life depended on it and BYU still couldnt manage to come back

Interesting that BYU would be the one team to fuck my bracket up

@davekenkel me me me me me need BYU to win though

Who else still has a perfect bracket?? Apparently I do.

@MarchMadnessMBB I AM TOO, I AM TOO

BUGS BUNNY IS STILL PERFECT HALFWAY THROUGH THE DAY 🐰 They told us Bugs don’t know ball 🤷‍♂️ #MarchMadness

from this angle, Qatar's PM looks like a KKK member

@archpng wow

Perfect symmetry in brick. At the Forest Research Institute in Dehradun, repeating arches and vaulted brickwork turn a simple corridor into something almost hypnotic. Completed in 1929, the institute remains one of India’s most iconic heritage buildings.

@GippyGrewal Using AI or CGI to insert his resemblance is stupid and distasteful. You should just stick to him being a ghost or just a floating coat

Some legends don’t just make us laugh… they become a part of our lives. ❤️ Late Jaswinder Bhalla ji has given Punjabi cinema countless smiles, unforgettable dialogues, and memories that generations will cherish. With Carry On Jatta 4, the laughter continues, but the respect and love for this legend make it even more special. An icon who proves that comedy is not just about jokes, it’s about heart. 🙏✨ #carryonjatta4 teaser out now youtu.be/x-20Aj41WFY

@vanessahlarson wow theyre cute

Canada's postal system has issued 3 new stamps in honor of Eid al-Fitr and Eid al-Adha, featuring stylized Canadian maple leaves in designs inspired by traditional Islamic patterns: linns.com/news/us-stamps…

@mrmuldr you can, it just would require a lot more brainpower and youth (and ironically, that youth must not be smartphone brained)

Something Lindyman said about not being able to make great films that take place in the smartphone era

@Lilquack1976 @BuffaloSabres @CoorsLight yeah, it's messed up :(

@BuffaloSabres @CoorsLight NY only? I live closer to you in Ohio than most of New York.

Enter to win a custom branded Sabres PS5 and tickets to an upcoming game! 🎮 → sabres.com/choosechill #LetsGoBuffalo | @CoorsLight

@Tyagi__Ishan @SHAIRIL_69 @RealJoy_Singh if any state has a claim to chandigarh, it's punjab. haryana was meant to create their own capital and never did. in the past, any thought or chance chandigarh going to a state was to punjab... haryana was never even a consideration. make faridabad your capital lmao

@SHAIRIL_69 @RealJoy_Singh Hum toh Chd, HR hi likhenge. PB one will write differently

As far as I remember someone was saying that india doesn't have adequate infrastructure for concerts 🤔🤔 Btw this is Karan Ajula Concert in Chandigarh, HR.