We’ve Won It All

@campbellclaret Even Hell is too good for you, you evil cunt.

It’s hard to imagine anything worse than Trump running the US but Ozemprick gets close

@Lord_Sugar Stopped watching a few years ago. Was an avid viewer but became to PC for my liking. And the low quality of candidates recently was the last straw. Surely you can find better people?

It's the interviews on Thursday's #TheApprentice. Interviewees... beware of Mike. If you tell the truth that'll be the end of it. He will not look for you, he will not pursue you; but if you don't, he will look for you, he will find you and he will expose you.

@campbellclaret How you of all people can comment on this is beyond me. Scumbag.

It is surely incumbent on all US allies, and everyone else, to condemn Trump’s threat of war crimes and genocidal intent (themselves war crimes) and to have absolutely nothing to do with this deranged “plan” coming from the mouth of a man out of control and surrounded by cultists and sycophants

@RachelReevesMP Spend, spend, spend. No growth. Higher unemployment. Higher inflation. When have I seen this before?

Minimum wage rising 📈 State pension increasing 💷 Two child limit abolished 🏡 Child poverty falling 📉 Rights at work strengthened 💪🏻 Labour promised change. We are delivering change. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@nationaltrust @real_woman9372 @RestoreTrustNT You are the epitome of political correctness gone mad. I hope many members cancel their membership in protest.

@real_woman9372 @RestoreTrustNT We have unisex toilets, including where there’s a toilet in the house which you can use with a lock on the door, or accessible toilets, portaloos and changing places which are unisex. We try our best to keep all options available to visitors. (2/2)

@nationaltrust I just visited Polesden Lacey. Gorgeous place. Alas I found mixed sex toilets 😫 Why? I did a straw poll of other customers by the loos and we all agreed that we don't like them and no one wants them. Please restore our single sex spaces! @RestoreTrustNT

@KevinTheRanter @Durham_Massive @MothinAli you’re looking even better in this one.

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@decorativeartt @EdwardJDavey Brilliant reply.

Darling @EdwardJDavey, Bless your desperately virtuous little heart. How very noble of you to rush to the defence of the Iranian regime while clutching your pearls over “threatening war crimes” and “mocking Islam”. Let me be crystal clear, sweetheart: Mocking Islam is exactly what every single MP in this country should be doing. Islam is a religion that stones women to death for adultery, hangs homosexuals from cranes in public squares, beheads apostates, flogs rape victims for “improper dress”, mutilates the genitals of little girls with rusty blades, forces child brides as young as nine onto grown men, throws gay people off rooftops, beats wives into submission under “discipline” laws, practices polygamy and forced marriage, imposes brutal blasphemy laws that punish criticism with death, treats non-Muslims as second-class dhimmis who must pay the jizya tax or face execution, still openly practices slavery and concubinage in parts of the Islamic world, celebrates the death of infidels, indoctrinates children to hate Jews and Christians, and pours hundreds of billions into global jihad, terrorism, grooming gangs in the West and the deliberate Islamisation of Britain deserves nothing but open ridicule, savage mockery, relentless contempt and unapologetic derision from every single MP sitting in the British Parliament. Now let’s look at you, Davey. This is your previous greatest hits collection, isn’t it, you pathetic, spineless, gutless little absolute wanker of a failure? The man who, as Postal Affairs Minister, sat in his comfortable Whitehall office and coldly ignored hundreds of desperate postmasters begging for help. You dismissed their evidence, you mocked their suffering, you repeatedly defended the rotten Horizon software that you knew was destroying innocent lives. You helped ruin families, bankrupt businesses, and drive people to suicide, all while smiling for the cameras and pretending everything was fine. The same gutless wonder who still can’t bring himself to say whether a woman can have a penis, because your entire party has been captured by the most deranged woke lunacy imaginable. The Lib Dem leader who spent years selling out Brexit, cheering mass immigration, open borders, and every single anti-British policy that has flooded this country. And now here you are a man with a CV of failure longer than most people’s shopping list lecturing the rest of us about strength and morality. How utterly hilarious. Keep performing, darling. The British people see exactly what you are. Britain First. No Surrender. 🦁🇬🇧

@MothinAli Are gays & lesbians welcome or will they be thrown off high buildings? Asking for a friend.

It's such an awesome time to be Green, we're topping the polls, we're winning the arguments and voters on the doorstep across the country love our message of unity, of hope and of change. A people led movement is here join.greenparty.org.uk

@luca_lucaboi @waitrose @kittyhen Why? It’s free shopping 😀😀😀

@waitrose @kittyhen Boycott Waitrose! Give that shop worker job back

Anyone tried this? New Zealand Scapegrace 46% at @waitrose. #whisky

@waitrose @Nice_GuyEddie So what are the security officers in your stores for? And Re those which don’t, why not?

@Nice_GuyEddie Hi Guy, Although it is frustrating to stand and watch thieves take from us, we want to assure you that we're focused on safety and not getting in the way. We would never ask a customer or Partner to intervene for their own safety.

Just watched as some big fella came into @waitrose formby and picked up 3 or 4 big pieces of lamb and walked straight out. Nobody even notice and didn't seem that bothered when we told the security 12.15 sunday

@whiskytip @waitrose I guess I can get it free tomorrow?

@britmatters @ZackPolanski Suits you well, @MothinAli

@ZackPolanski x.com/i/status/20398…

Delighted to be on the cover of Bricks Magazine - Spring Edition. Real patrotism is loving your neighbor, showing compassion to strangers - and not staying silent whilst other politicians sell our country out. bricksmagazine.co.uk/2026/04/06/zac…

@ZackPolanski Bricks? More like pricks.

@RachelReevesMP You are bankrupting the country you idiot. How can a country’s welfare bill exceed what it collects in income this is some achievement. Madness.

Today we are lifting 450,000 children out of poverty with the end of the two-child limit.  This Labour Government is achieving the biggest reduction in child poverty over a Parliament since records began.  Change promised. Change delivered.

@JeremyCordite @peteratcmc @waitrose Me too.

Hi @waitrose I am coming into your shop tomorrow and don't fancy paying for stuff. I assume this is OK now?

@Melody9Earth @IsabelOakeshott @seb_locke_ I’ll give it a try later, @waitrose I fancy some freebees.

@IsabelOakeshott @seb_locke_ So it’s OK for people to walk into a Waitrose and help themselves to anything they want? Is that the message they’re trying to send?

IN an extraordinarily stupid statement, Waitrose has just declared its stores are effectively a free-for-all. The company has publicly confirmed staff are told not to tackle shoplifters. How do they think this feeble policy will lead to less theft??

@policylaila Liar.

As a Senior Crown Prosecutor in London I dealt with the thefts, the intimidation and assaults. And I was shocked at how willing institutions had become to excuse it. I would get increasingly frustrated at a system that is overwhelmingly focused on the offender not the victims, Does the defendant have a drug problem, alcohol addiction, difficult background? All of which may be relevant but none of which erase the harm done. And they get slap on the wrist. Released the next day. Back on the same high street within hours. This has to change 👇 express.co.uk/news/politics/…

@campbellclaret @ksadjadpour @RestIsPolitics I’d rather eat my own 💩 than listen to you.

Excellent thread here from @ksadjadpour if you want to hear more from someone who actually understands Iran wind back a few weeks to the @RestIsPolitics special we did with him March 17

@Femi_sorry Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Get a life.

It make me sad for our country that I still need to explain this. Brexit was a question about international relations. Remain = EU Treaties (≈1000 pages) Leave = Any other treaty (Not negotiated yet) So Remainers knew what they were voting for. Leavers LITERALLY couldn't.

@tparsi @MarinaPurkiss Oh dear.

Disgraceful! The US/Israel just bombed Sharif University in Tehran. This is not only Iran's best university, but also a top 100 global university in the field of Civil Engineering. It has also been a center of student opposition to the Iranian gov And Trump just bombed it...