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Wool Machine
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Haif men nocht lernit the law
That na quhyte worm suld seik
That forbydden tauny rois
Hyd in ane garth aneth swart crak
Bot quhyte flouris fane chese!
CY
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@MrFitness008 @grok Question: the person has a functioning vagina?
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A 19-year-old girl visited the doctor because she had never experienced menstruation, despite having a fully feminine external appearance. However, tests revealed the absence of a uterus or ovaries, and that her genetic makeup is 46,XY.
Tell us what the diagnosis is? @grok
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"Don't worry God told me it's ok to make myself look like this"
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I know the plan of salvation is merciful because it allows for fat women with ugly tattoos to rise again as skinny queens with unblemished bodies, undisturbed by SSRIs
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@feelsrattlin Best book of all time. Life-changing for little me
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FYI on some lesser-known doctrine: Resurrected bodies will be jacked, untattooed, and uncircumcised
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@alma43_47 It’s my dad back in his prime. He kept this pretty secret for years out of shame, but I always thought it was a sign of his dedication to the gospel
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Two things can be true: the cars are more aerodynamic *and* the USAID bug funding dried up
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"If there's one thing the scriptures teach, it's that you should always follow popular worldly trends, especially if they make you feel good."
"It doesn't say that anywhere. In fact it says the opposite"
"UGH HERE COME THE PHARASEES"
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ANYONE who hears this should IMMEDIATELY ask to talk to someone in the Temple Presidency. This should NEVER be said at the Temple. If their recommend is VALID, they are to be admitted WITHOUT restriction. I have seen people with face tattoos/piercings and I LOVE IT!
Wool Machine@woolmachine
@jmillinmac (Whispered) “Sister, glad you could make it to the Temple today. Please cover up your tattoos and take out your piercings next time you visit the house of the Lord.”
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@TheKuhnerReport Hey Jeffrey, are you ever going to call out the tribe responsible for everything or nah?
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Sheep. So hot right now
Owen Benjamin 🐻@OwenBenjamin
I’m not exaggerating when I say that “sheep detective” is one of the best movies ever made. I’m doing a ladle.tv exclusive tomorrow breaking down all the important scenes and their meaning. There will be “spoilers” for what I considered the important storyline but I can do it without revealing who killed their Shepard. It is a truly beautiful movie. The sheep who choose to remember to solve the crime against the Shepard who loved them. The screenplay is almost perfect.
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It is a good idea for men to avoid pornography like the plague.
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I think it would be beneficial if everyone could imagine their debates happening in the celestial room… because obviously your points aren’t keeping the other person from getting there, and if you don’t think it’s appropriate to discuss it there then it’s probably not that important to talk about with people in the first place
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@NauvooSpice @JoshuaKbooks The temple president thinks your piercings suck too
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@JoshuaKbooks @woolmachine And if the matrons are going rogue, that says far worse about the temple presidents…
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Temple workers are explicitly trained not to judge, advise, or comment on a patron’s jewelry, hairstyles, or tattoos. 😬
And it’s because if they have already answered the worthiness questions, then there is no reason to bring up their appearance other than ego and judgment.
Wool Machine@woolmachine
@jmillinmac (Whispered) “Sister, glad you could make it to the Temple today. Please cover up your tattoos and take out your piercings next time you visit the house of the Lord.”
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@NauvooSpice The temple matron does not like your ugly doodle tats
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