@wordsmith007

@rand_longevity Slower - exercise and fasting

are you aging faster or slower than your peers?

@its_The_Dr Down and out in Beverly Hills

@lady_valor_07 What kind of dog?

WHITE PEOPLE: Is this true?

@toddmstephenson @BrookevanVelden She will do absolutely nothing - National campaigned on exactly this and almost nothing was done - many, many people voted for them for explicitly this.........just sick to death of unwanted maori crap

@BrookevanVelden So, last week I wrote to Minister for the Public Service raising concerns. She has now responded and I’m pleased to hear she’s asked officials for advice on the costs of reviewing the guidelines.

Almost every week I receive emails from New Zealanders asking why some government agencies are still using te reo ahead of English. The English-first policy is not one of ACT’s coalition commitments, but I decided to look into it. In fact, the Government’s main public-facing webpage, govt.nz, still uses ‘Te Kāwanatanga o Aotearoa’ ahead of ‘New Zealand Government’. This is the Public Service Commission’s official branding for the Government. The Public Service Commission sets guidelines for branding across government, so it’s no wonder many agencies are lagging.

@NicNacNewZ Flight attendant is correct

Flying to Sydney. Air NZ flight attendant telling a passenger that we used to have our own oil but we stopped drilling and closed our refinery which is why we are in this pickle. Sigh.....

@Dave89579103 And all the council buildings

There are 60,000 hardcore raging lefty bureaucrats who mostly work in the red circle. They blow all the money that everyone in NZ not in the red circle pays to keep the country running. THEY are your problem.

@Matt_Pinner Fffffuuuuuuuuuccccccvkkkkkk

You wake up at 5 a.m. look up and see this. What’s your first words?

@Strange_G Haha - that mental picture will be burned into your memory forever!! 🤣

@wordsmith0071 Ewww 😩

Ffs are we time travelling to 70s?? 🥴🤔 These two weird people from 70s porn are interviewing Jones. Looks so odd.

@RiebvJanbeeck @TheNzRocketeer Just last week

@wordsmith0071 @TheNzRocketeer Beautiful! Land of the Aucks 🙌🏻

This is not Tamaki Makaurau. It’s Auckland. If you want to name something Tamaki Makaurau, go build your Tamaki Makaurau. H/T @RiebvJanbeeck for the idea.

A reminder. This is not Tamai Makaura. It is Auckland. It was built by British migrants. If you want a Tamaki Makarau, go build some huts somewhere. You don't get to steal the city my ancestors built.

@Variety I'll pass

NEW 'LORD OF THE RINGS' MOVIE Stephen Colbert is co-writing "The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past" (working title), which will go into production after "The Hunt for Gollum." The synopsis: "Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began." Colbert is co-writing the script with his son, Peter McGee, and franchise veteran Philippa Boyens. variety.com/2026/film/news…

@StarWarsDaily_ You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor - take her away

What is Darth Vader saying?

@Barphbie0 The Methles

Degameth

@Filhab3 Natural Selection

Retrieve copper? He was fucking stealing it and got zapped the fucking idiot

@chrislynchmedia Natural selection

Man dies attempting to steal copper from Burwood power box. Read more below. chrislynchmedia.com/news-items/man…

@hellomotorbike Fuck them - walk

So the many single teachers who commute everyday to work at New Zealand's schools get nothing to alleviate rising fuel costs? Fuck, this government is stupid.

@docMJP PHM is awesome

America, 2026. They made a two hour plus movie about Ryan Gosling being friends with a freaking rock puppet in space and it’s a worldwide blockbuster because it doesn’t have wacky political or salacious garbage in it. Truly, the very stones cry out.

@perlinaino I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting

Do you think Giorgia Meloni is attractive? BE Honestly reply