Chris Worrall

“What’s that Skippy, you’ve found Nigel Farage hiding down a well?”

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I've never been at a medical conference where the results have been greeted with a standing ovation Tremendous breakthrough in pancreatic cancer treatment Through science Hard work, rigorous research, clinical trials. Science Not the quack pseudoscience of social media

Nobody should.

Honestly obsessed with how this dog is treating the obstacle course like a suggestion 😂😍 Not a single thought.
Not a single cone spared.
An icon.

Some notes on my work ethic: -I last voted in Parliament on 18 March, so I haven’t done my job for ten weeks. -I’ve never held any face-to-face constituency surgeries, despite apparently having £5 million to spend on security. -I refuse to do interviews or face press scrutiny of any sort. -when I was in the European Parliament I had the 4th worst attendance record out of 748 MEPs. -although I did manage to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation. -I was on the Fisheries Committee but I only turned up to ONE out of 42 meetings. -but I will of course be taking my £73,000 EU pension. Vote Reform, get lazy, grifting, self-serving sacks of shit.

@chriswisey Ref appointed by MI5.

Early shout for an EFL TV pick for next season: Middlesbrough vs Southampton.

Congrats to #rufc old boys Matt Crooks and Semi Ajayi on PL promotion with Hull. Just had a text from Semi: 'Buzzing. But don't worry, Paul. That last-minute goal I scored for the mighty Millers at QPR to end the Champ away-win drought is still the highlight of my career."

@WorldCup26HQ Good call.

The BBC plans to skip broadcasting the World Cup final halftime show The network is expected to continue with its usual blueprint of pundits analyzing the first half.

@Yoda4ever Where's his cue?🤣

Happy pupper..🐕🐾🎱😅

Fun fact - when the New York Stadium opened in 2012 the cheapest season ticket available was £340. Adjusted for inflation, £340 is now equivalent to over £500, which is higher than our most expensive season ticket in 2026. #RUFC

#SouthamptonFC 😂

How anti-vaxers should be seen.

These are the spies identified from the Southampton scandal. They have not been seen since Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - and they dragged the plot of that down too.

@Pompey 👏👏👏

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@silme47 With a record like that he's got a good chance of selection for the opening test XI.....

Joe Root made 46 for Yorkshire in their 1st innings against Surrey. He may not bat again in the match. The County season officially ended it for Root. His Score: 96 33 & 64 46 Joe Root scored 239 runs at an average of 59, including 2 fifties, with a strike rate of 57.