Bill Bailey

That was generous! I was thinking more like five and dime!

Demrat stupid.

Keep your family close with this dual-master floor plan.

.@NRSC @SenateGOP members with ‘F’ Scores we need to keep in mind. Unfortunately, Shelly Moore-Capito and Lindsey Graham survived their primaries … but we are still making headways in getting rid of the RINOs and career politician blood. Have faith my fellow MAGA/America First Patriots … Rome wasn’t built in a day. Just remember, you are being watched: @lisamurkowski AK @SenatorCollins ME @JohnCornyn (soon to be out) @ChuckGrassley IA @JohnThune SD @SenToddYoung (IN got cleaned up) @SenHydeSmith MS @SenatorRounds SD @JerryMoran KS @SenatorFischer NE @JohnBoozman AR

🚨 BREAKING: Cartel-linked Mexican Senator Enrique Inzunza Cazárez has been ARRESTED in San Diego, after conspiring to import mass amounts of deadly drugs into the US in exchange for BRIBES and political support He worked with the Sinaloa cartel. I VOTED FOR THIS! Mexico is RUN by the cartels, the rot runs DEEP inside the Mexican governemnt. Time for Claudia Sheinbaum to see the writing on the wall and let the US unleash inside Mexico. Keep arresting, and UNLEASH THE MILITARY 🇺🇸🇲🇽

Charles Schultz and the original Snoopy, 1950s

I’m sure there’s an airport close by. You can purchase the ticket online and be back home in less than a day. Easy-peasy.

The European brain cannot comprehend that Americans do this for fun.

🚨 BREAKING: In a HUGE WIN, a judge just slapped leftist Green New Scam group Greenpeace with a $345 MILLION FINE after they BETRAYED America by trying to block the Dakota Access Pipeline through violence — forcing them into bankruptcy AMERICA WINS! 🇺🇸

WHY NO ACCOUNTABILITY? DC cop Michael Fanone told Congress under oath he was brutally beaten, tased multiple times, dragged into the mob by the neck, heard kill him with his own gun, and nearly killed on January 6. His full bodycam footage ordered released by a judge shows the chaotic tunnel but critics say it does not match the dramatic hero fight for his life story he sold. He pushed the narrative hard with book deals, CNN appearances, and meetings with investigators. No perjury charges yet despite the discrepancies. Conservatives are right to be furious. This helped drive the insurrection hype that locked up patriots for years while Fanone cashed in. Two tiered justice at work. Real Americans demand all unredacted footage released now, full review of every claim, and equal accountability for everyone. No more protected stories. Enough gaslighting. x.com/DGrayTexas45/s…

This is @CNN, a criminal enterprise. This is Natasha Bertrand, the piece of trash who propagated Obama’s Russian collusion hoax. This is the piece of garbage who had 51 intelligence officials lie to her—and still published it as fact—effectively overthrowing the U.S. government in the November 3, 2020 election. This is the piece of trash who wrote that a top intelligence agency ruled out the man-made lab-leak theory of the Xi-Jinping-19 origins. This is the piece of garbage who promoted the so-called “suckers and losers” hoax. This is the SPLC—piece of trash—who pushed the “fine people” hoax on both sides. This is the piece of garbage who could have brought us to the brink of World War III.

🚫 We don’t need this in Congress. Michigan Democrat Shelby Campbell, running for U.S. House, bragged in a video: “I am a cunt. Great… but would you know a clit if you saw one?” while flipping off the camera. This isn’t authenticity — it’s vulgar and unfit for office. Congress needs adults, not this. Michigan voters deserve better. Standards still matter. What say you?

🚨 BREAKING: The man who INTIMIDATED women and called them "f*cking c*nts" for taking a photo with ICE agents in Phoenix AZ is a DEMOCRAT EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE official in District 12 "You little f*cking c*nts!" the grown man yells as he RUNS after young women WTF!? This dude is scum. He conveniently walks away when a man, @RCMaxw3ll, asks him questions. Imagine that. This guy needs a visit from the POLICE. Raid his house and especially search his laptop.

The climate science community had many chances over the past decade to correct course on outdated scenarios AR6 was the most prominent Instead, outdated scenarios were promoted and defended based on stubborn denial & political expediency Now look 🤷‍♂️⬇️

Watch this woman completely unravel before your eyes. Imagine demanding a private audience while putting on a main-character performance in a public parking lot. ​A masterclass in weaponized entitlement unfolded outside a local Starbucks when a woman in a pink sweater chose to escalate a completely lawful situation into a bizarre public spectacle. The individual went out of her way to confront a First Amendment auditor filming in public spaces, aggressively claiming her right to privacy while simultaneously creating the exact scene she claimed to despise. ​The legal realities here are simple and absolute: ​The Right to Record: Under the First Amendment, citizens have a firmly protected right to film and photograph in public areas, including sidewalks and public parking lots. There is no legal expectation of privacy when standing outdoors in plain view. ​The Assault Threat: In a desperate bid to shut down the cameras, the woman physically aggressively approached the auditors, prompting responding law enforcement to explicitly warn her that touching them or their equipment constitutes criminal assault. ​The "Citizen's Arrest" Delusion: Refusing to back down, she repeatedly demanded that officers initiate a citizen's arrest against the cameramen. The officers correctly and calmly explained that they cannot enforce the peace based on personal grievances, nor can they arrest people for exercising their constitutional rights. ​The situation reached its peak of absurdity when she shifted from citing fabricated local ordinances to shouting threats about the FBI, declaring she would have everyone convicted of a crime, before finally storming off. Ultimately, law enforcement stood their ground, refusing to cater to her demands. The auditors continued their lawful recording, leaving the woman with nothing but the viral spotlight she so desperately—and ironically—cultivated for herself.

That should do it

RIP SNL

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Holy sht. Turns out, this ad campaign by the Philly sheriff cost taxpayers $600k!