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@Blutman27 @GoldenKnights Goals only getting scored on Blutman’s net. You gotta switch for third period

NOW WE GO KEEP ROLLING @GoldenKnights TOLD YA 71 WAS SCORING

@StooliesClub @OhioTate He wanted a saucy/false detail leaked but "you didnt hear it from me"

@OhioTate The fact that he asked to edit it or redo it after you told him the deal pisses me off… what could be on there? If he was trying to sell it to you (and JackMac of course) why would he tell you something different than what could be said publicly?!

Mintzy called me (13 minutes) and explained the #ShreveportBreadWar Hand up, I recorded it and offered: If I can post the call, I will cover the #ShreveportBreadWar like National News Upon review (and request to edit or redo), my time covering the #ShreveportBreadWar has ended

@StooliesClub @MattPiperJenks @FrankTheTankHQ @NjTank99 @barstoolsports @VivaLaStool The thing about rabies is that by the time youre feeling gravely ill or ill at all, it is too late.

I saw this video this morning and thought Frank’s calf looked extra swollen (recently got bit by a dog) so I reached out to Jenks out of concern for Frank. Still think he should get some antibiotics, there’s no shot or anything just some pills they will give him Ps Jenks told me he was worried that the dog might have caught rabies from Frank which is a hilarious thought lol. But I still want you to get checked out Frank! We love ya and worried about you!!

Watching this video, and all I can think about is how badly I want to hear Garrick Higgo explain time par.

@NUCLRGOLF Spieth’s grip stands out like a sore thumb

🚨👤🏌️ #WATCH — Xander Schauffele mistook LeBron James’ golf swing for world #1 Scottie Scheffler’s 🤯

@BarstoolBigCat It broke because he went apeshit on it. No one else had put that much strain on them by throwing all their might into shaking it

Here’s the interesting question for this. Blutman was leaning on that handle all day. Is that part of why it broke? If so it has to be a Beers win

@BarstoolBigCat @danabeers @Blutman27 @OhioTate @LucasGuido13 @StoolAfterDark Also for the best played game of Jenga that Barstool has seen these many years

Incredible effort by both @danabeers and @Blutman27. Proud of both of them for competing for over 2 days in that room. Absolute warriors And great stream @OhioTate @LucasGuido13 and everyone else involved. @StoolAfterDark delivers again.

@BarstoolBigCat Great ending imo. Blutman went for a risky move and it backfired. Going ham on the cart carries risk of losing balance or breaking off handle

People will complain about the ending no matter what. And guess what. The ending was always going to be something kind of dumb. Both guys are exhausted and have given it everything in there

@RiggsBarstool As much as I respect his integrity, I hate it for the competition. It’s basically a stroke added to his score for nothing. I know this is the rule and it adds intrigue and character to the game, but my common sense meter just hates it.

Cam Young calls a penalty on himself in the 2nd fairway. Only person on earth to see his ball move. All class out of the young (lol) man. Love to see it. #goodforgolf

@EthanKamps @OhioTate, this guy is a professional, I’d be worried about ruining the integrity of the competition.

@NUCLRGOLF Berth

🎥🧑‍🎨 🏌️ #CINEMA — Incredible artistry by Michael Block at Bandon Dunes. Golf shots like these secured his birth into the 2026 PGA Championship 🔥 (Via: forewardgoIf/IG)

@BarstoolYak God I love this show

Cheah just found out how much gold is worth

@NUCLRGOLF @TrackingRory He can do whatever the funk he wants

🚨👀❌ #SITTING OUT — Rory McIlroy has elected to skip next week’s Cadillac Championship at Trump Doral, marking the 2nd consecutive $20M Signature event that the reigning Masters Champion has opted to skip. Thoughts on the move from Rory?

@RobbyBerger A new one I like: m.youtube.com/shorts/zMy1oKL…

Shank % has moved up to 65%… the “hit it on the toe” swing thought actually really helped but still open to more swing thoughts. I’m as desperate as it gets here

@BarstoolYak Saving water in the desert

Reed really did not prepare for a Cribs style hotel room tour

@DannyJConrad @BarstoolYak Picking out the dust is so satisfying. I would’ve been sitting down and savoring the moment

The city of Las Vegas has responded @BarstoolYak

@OhioTate This is the guy outfucking Nicky smokes?

I can confirm that Tommy Smokes is currently dealing with a “severe bloody nose” due to the dry heat. He is also dealing with an upset stomach after driving because he gets car sick. When asked if 911 needed to be called, Tommy responded, “I don’t know, maybe”

@RobbyBerger @Cutsysays There’s no way…

I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life but letting @Cutsysays open my orange is right up there with the worst of them

@shadybiev His caddy shouldve been tending the flagstick

You can not get fucked harder than Rickie Fowler just got fucked.

@danabeers D-limonene has eliminated it for me

I think I’m officially entering my heartburn era. Not exactly my proudest era but we’re here regardless. Would love to hear fellow heartburn people’s advice to combat heartburn. And don’t tell me I have to eat healthier. I’m working on it I promise