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@Thejpbee @waitrose @foodgov These aren’t pipes they are feather subbs, you’ll often find them on that bit of the chicken

Enjoy your free plastic pipe with every @waitrose chicken guess that's where the water gets injected then ... (wonder if it should be listed on the ingredients on the packaging?) @foodgov

@nocontextmemes Who didnt choose pirate? Get drunk and steal shit

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@thetimes Infusions of swan blood and peasant souls

How Prince Philip survived eight years with pancreatic cancer #Echobox=1775121318" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thetimes.com/life-style/hea…

@Independent I think we all know that thing will unfold into a giant battle robot

Japan deploys its first long-range missiles trib.al/tIfDVHh

@ladbible Transformational result: she stinks of fish

Woman eats sardines every day for 120 days with transformational results ladbible.com/lifestyle/food…

@ladbible Seems like a fair deal

Five Guys CEO gave his employees $1.5 million bonus to avoid being assassinated ladbible.com/news/us-news/f…

@jdpoc @AndyPlumb4 He looks like every disguised boss on ‘undercover boss’

And Durham decided to join in, with Steven Biggs (formerly linked with Neo-Fascist Britain First) calling for physical VIOLENCE against ALL Muslims and a NUKE targetted on Muslim nations.

This Week In #Reform !!! Oh, it's been a truly dreadful 7 days for Britain's Party of #Poison. Here's a quick rundown of the chaos, fails, infighting and hatred, in ... #ThisWeekInReform ...

@fraserxmartin Agatha Christie’s lesser known detective character; Hercule Pedot

*gets exposed for begging to be IN the Epstein files* *immediately grows pedo stash*

@bencsmoke @ZackPolanski

tom “i’m not a political bloke” skinner on one of the bbc’s flagship political programmes…

@floridabhoy1888 @LBC @Bomboona Ah yes the most sacred of Christian holidays ‘Easter bonnet day’. I love the bible story of how jesus won the bonnie bonnet contest

@LBC @Bomboona Belittling Christian holidays , I’m shocked

'Easter bonnet day is a nightmare for SEND parents' ✍️ @Bomboona for LBC Opinion lbc.co.uk/article/easter…

@WUTangKids I roll a 1d6 on initiation check for immigration status

Are these two the new cast members of Super Troopers?

@thetimes *pirate voice* Arrgg my booty

‘Opportunistic’ sailor groped male and female shipmates, court told #Echobox=1774420272" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thetimes.com/uk/defence/art…

@cezthesocialist The new eau de parfum of early medieval Britain: saxon musk

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@BBCNews She couldnt have done it she was at a pizza express in oslo at the time

Norway's crown princess breaks silence on Epstein links: 'I was manipulated and deceived' bbc.in/4bmUthX

@Parody_PM Hes been watching Braveheart again

I thought the best way to win power in Wales would be to call Welsh people "foreign speakers", even though the roots of their language go back centuries earlier than English.

@ladbible Well i wasn’t expecting banksy to turn out to be Steve Bruce

First photo of 'Banksy' taken 22 years ago as artist identified 'beyond dispute' #Echobox=1773752815" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">ladbible.com/news/uk-news/b…

@OMGFacts Is it ‘nurse, what are you doing with that pillow!?’

@Strachson2 @BBCNews Damn you beat me to it haha

@BBCNews Trains on strike again ?

New Archbishop to walk from London to Canterbury bbc.in/4cGt6Ay

@bmay Broke bloke mountain

No idea who this is but it’s a terrible advert for Dubai.