Craig Van Devender

@AngieMentink @jfral_23 And a 7th AB

Mike Cameron helping ⁦@jfral_23⁩ before his major league debut today— is it me or do you kind of want to see Mike grab a glove and head out to centerfield?

@AngieMentink Let's just be happy he wasn't only wearing a jock

You know that re-occurring nightmare from middle school that your pants came down in front of everyone, it is like that but a bit better because you get credit for a double

@BigWalt71 @awbw @FieldGulls Either Sue or Kasey. Edgar has wider appeal than those 2.

@awbw @FieldGulls You only get 6 people. Who you taking off?

My Kerry Park Hill Cortez Kennedy Sue Bird Lenny Wilkins Kasey Keller Felix Hernandez Steve Largent What about you? Who do you think should be on it?

@JohnLegere Or the class 5 rapids...

It’s all fun and games til the waterfall 😳 twitter.com/mashable/statu…

@MGolicJR57 Those "dorks" studying on Saturdays will be your boss later in life. Learn from them and skip a party or 2.

remember, you are never the "only one" that they're texting

@StaneffMatt Assuming Dominoes as they are still trying to rebrand

Not to sound too cheesy, but I think pizza lovers are going to really enjoy tomorrow's #TMobileTuesdays. Any guesses on what we're delivering?

@TheLydiaCruz Snake river?

good morning everyone happy Monday may you all find the song inside you

@pscodeman @TMobile Congrats Cody. I can say I have learned a lot from you.

@nfldraftscout $1 Marg night?

A dude just proposed to his girlfriend at Texas Roadhouse. For some reason she said yes.

@RobSchneider @xoJodiLong @MembershipFirst Wouldn't it be better to just do away with the union?

@RexChapman @RobbieTobeck I guess one does need a way to make Owensboro fun....

@cougsgo @SeattleDogSpot Take a look at Flat Coated Retievers. Black and white dogs would be cool.

@SeattleDogSpot Not a puppy but leaning toward another golden. But not locked in on that.

We’re thinking about getting another dog so River can have a buddy to hang out with. For anyone who has two or more dogs, good or bad idea? Thanks. #GoCougs

Public Sweet Announcement: We’ll give 5 people who like this tweet a month's worth of their favorite snacks if we hit 220k followers on Friday, August 23, 2019, aka our 59th brand anniversary.

@cougsgo River may feel jealous early on as you spend more time with the new pup training it. It will require extra effort to ensure he is still feeling the love.

@AndyLeeman91 I saw this earlier and have already begun thinking of where and how high to build it. Has to be big enough to handle 4 dogs....

@DavidAFrench @benshapiro 4) we can build affordable housing for our homeless there...

Arguments for buying Greenland: 1) More America; 2) Great spot when the world warms; 3) Logical landing place for the Raptors when we make basketball American again #WeTheNorth Arguments against? . . . Sold!

@katrina_wiser @mikandynothem I found this rather interesting... twitter.com/dsweeney4128/s…

@PhillyMayor Aren't you a leader in Philly? Mind explaining how your policies and those that you are championing here would prohibit a FELON from possessing a gun? How about cleaning up your own yard first.

Incidents like this should not keep happening—not in our city, not in our country. State and federal lawmakers: Step up, or step aside. Help our officers and our children. And if you choose not to help us, get out of the way. Allow cities to enact our own solutions.

Wednesday was a heart-wrenching day for Philadelphia. And in the face of what could have been a horrific tragedy, the peaceful resolution marks one of the finest moments in the history of the @PhillyPolice department. We are all proud of those heroes.