Whit✌️

they’re getting a taste of beach weather. now make the holiday weekend cool and rainy

“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”

“I don’t do politics.” Well, now you're doing $6 gas.

just decided that everything is gonna be okay

i hate when the washing machine is on the scary part

How those first few minutes of the morning hit before you inevitably have to open a Microsoft application

Go wash yall summer clothes... coming outside smelling like bins & basement

me and somebody’s dad at work

Hang it in the Louvre.

Me dissociating during a teams call on Friday

You can go low, but ima go lower

Nuclear Armageddon pending and here I am in Excel

“Are u okay?” No it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes

Job interviewers will say “We’re like a family here” and you get there and it’s the Stanford Prison Experiment

maybe putting a 4th caffeinated drink in your anxiety riddled body will help there’s really no way to know

let’s call it a week guys, we did our best.

iphone: i’m gonna install this update tonight while you sleep … iphone: ok so i didn’t do it