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@KrizFreako @lamborghinibank @phoss2501 are you a doctor or scientist

@lamborghinibank @phoss2501 Ok brother enjoy chemically castrating yourself

Drake at the wine section of costco: Garden of eden... What's ur goto 14 yo girl walking by: I can't drink Drake: Damnn, you jus rawdog life huh. Real shit. ahaa... (voice dropping an octave) You Wouldn't Last a Second With My Demons

@B1GDuckEnergyy why the hell does he kiss so many of them on the head?

Ai is a great reminder that there are so many people out there that are way less funny than you

@WesleyW62623 it takes serious hard work to succeed as such a pathetic coward. sincerely such a great job

Michael hasn't gotten enough love during the praise because Inde (and for good reason) but he's almost as remarkable.

good bye my sweet perfect sons… see you on the other side

my beautiful perfect sons

@doulbedoink people love saying something when i solo ult them on dynamo to get the kill. its like brother... im hitting my buttons

I love when someone dies in a video game and they all chat something like “wow took 2 ultimates to kill me” yea l wanted you to die, thats the idea

Maybe it all went wrong when we killed the whales. Maybe their songs kept the great dream together. Vast brains slowly, carefully ordering the world with actions subtler than the apes could ever see. God is dead. His blubber lit a lamp in London

@strangeharbors Caught this at a preview screening last week and really loved it - would love to hear more of your thoughts on it if you ever get around to a long form review!

Obsession: I’m never one to buy hype, but I loved this cruel, demented movie. Bred in the same commercial vein as Cregger/Finn/Philippous, but the first one I felt almost break containment. Inde Navarrette gives one of the best horror performances I’ve ever seen. #SXSW2026

@imraycheljay are you new to throwing? these look great, a little thick but whatever. nice throwing lines, cool shapes what more can you ask for

me vs the wonky things i made today

@QuiteBrazen @1776Avenue @sighswoon why does this make you so angry?

@wyjaa @1776Avenue @sighswoon So it was God and the melting ice caps that started it then?

I don’t ‘deny climate change is real’ but I do think people too often use it as a catch-all term that is quite empty and actionless and distracts from many other things going on that can actually be evaluated. It feels like everyone is just pointing at air in the sky and then getting mad if you don’t join the empty gesture, like it’s some insane evil move to be like, Well, What else?? What else other than asking me to repeat climate change woes? It’s making everyone really stupid and small, just hypnotized by that one take only. Am I the only one feeling that ? It’s so silly and weird to watch. Just feels off

Mineragua spotted... ball knower

@1776Avenue @sighswoon Sure. it wasn’t a tweaker like this lunatic said it was. There’s your update

@wyjaa @sighswoon Can we get an update on who started the palisades fire?

The Irishman / The Countdown

@matagott i love to be regular online

It feels so raw and powerful to be one of the cadre of Twitter users who have been around for years and aren’t psychotic or clickbait or engagement farming or whatever. Just trying our best to still have fun in a digital world designed to maxxximize our stress

@startandpark0 @RobertTiffin Hey buddy, you’re a degenerate gambler.

@RobertTiffin Hey Robert, since your team is sitting on the couch maybe you should stay out of it and shut your fucking mouth. Just a thought.

Minnesota Wild could begin a tough playoff series against a Central Division team without their top two-way center + faceoff guy, and they also just lost a key second-pairing defensemen. I hear this can pose some challenges.

@geordieRacer92 @JimboCooper4 @castcredits use your context clues dummy

@JimboCooper4 @castcredits Well said,I'm sick of these posts

One of the most horrifying films of all time