Captain Redbeard

Relaunching the Redbeard brand: Parrot’s Perch Productions. I released a lot of music in 2024, then stepped away for a while. This is a fresh start—new work, new direction, same passion for creating. If you've been here, I appreciate you. If you're new, welcome. More to come.

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@LokiJarson Nope! Tbh I didn’t even see this dude here. 🤣 Jaxon doesn’t have a flat top though.

@xCaptRedbeard ?

Let’s play a game of “Where’s Jaxon?” #Starfield Can you spot the Ginger Ranger known for his Ashta and Jetpack skills at the Terran Preservation Society ball? 🧐

@LeeHelck Let me guess… Someone stole your sweet troll? Wait, that’s not right~

installing Skyrim on my secondary laptop today and transferring a few performance load orders over from external SSDs. Skyrim should be installed on EVERYTHING (Godd Howard is pleased).

You’re not a fan of Skyrim unless you have it installed on at least five platforms. [Todd Howard loved that]

#Apollo #Starfield I always visit this location every unity, because the NASA vibe is huge part of why I like #Starfield, but 10/10 recommend coming here with Delta, if ya know, ya know ;)

@JadeHelmReports Oh crap, I heard Stephen Hawking in the chat. 😮😂

@Cactuar88 Bio checks out after you look into a mirror. Nah, no medal needed—already got a gold star for being a Freestar Ranger. ⭐️

@xCaptRedbeard Welcome to gaming. Did you just find out about this? It’s actually been around for a while. Multiple devs use this. Exploring different parts of the level and interacting with it usually rewards you in some way. Congrats for figuring this out in big 2026. Do you want a medal?

This is why I love Bethesda games and don’t understand all the hate. #Starfield Call me a Bethesda fan-boy, I don’t care, because I most certainly am one. In the Fleet Deep Cover series, the evidence you find actually shows people ending up in the brig of the UC Vigilance. The brig officer is fascinated by the history of The Key and The Lock and asks you to find some literature on the history. Things like this you’d never come across if you mindlessly bust through quest series. This goes for Fallout and The Elder Scrolls as well—so much depth and richness, you just have to venture off the beaten path.

@PabloGray8 Oh, I’m gonna simp even harder now. 😉

@xCaptRedbeard The hate exists because Bethesda have NEVER made an optimised game,stop simping mate

@james64402 Absolutely spectacular mission series! 💯

@xCaptRedbeard Fuck yeah buddy I love Starfield. My absolute all time favorite passion is the one about the terramorphs.

@Pip_Playz I mean, you could say the same thing about Elder Scrolls and Fallout, especially during the first few years of release. Broken, repetitive, but still enjoyable. Bethesda just doesn’t handhold, so we have to use a bit of imagination and head-canon. To each their own, though.

What I Ioved about Bethesda's titles prior to Starfield was the way in which they made me want to explore the worlds they created. Somehow in a game set in space, they managed to make exploration one of the worst parts of the game, with copy pasted buildings and lazy procedural generation.

@Carter_Zer0 Aye, the brig being more full every time I visit the Vigilance is so satisfying.

@xCaptRedbeard I think next run i want to collect all the evidence just to fill the brig. Every run i feel like I get a couple pieces more.

@cereal_bzns Good heavens, it’s been quite a while since I’ve seen that mug. 😆

Meeting Captain Petrov. We need to get our hands on the Artifact he has obtained. #Starfield

"When you go to war as a boy, you have a great illusion of immortality. Other people get killed, not you... Then, when you are badly wounded the first time, you lose that illusion." — Ernest Hemingway, “For Whom the Bell Tolls” This one’s for you, Jackie. 🥃#Cyberpunk2077

🚨 NEW ORIGINAL WORKS 🚨 Case #003 — The Bootstrap Paradox A physicist discovers equations for technology that doesn’t exist yet, only to realize he is the one who will eventually send them back in time. Link in replies ⬇️ #AO3 #WritingCommunity #Philosophy

Did you know that there’s a #Skyrim Easter egg in #Starfield? Bethesda name-dropped Delvin Mallory during the Fleet mission “Echoes of the Past” on one of the terminals. When you go to his cell, however, you find nothing further, but the Easter egg is pretty neat as it is.

IRL got ya down? #Starfield might have a cure for those blues. At least a temporary break from the news cycle while you explore the Settled Systems and let your inner child breathe a bit :) Enjoy yourself from time to time, it is ok ;)

Peekaboo! I see you!