Chip ‘Walloped” Caray

@BeaneaterB I simply don’t understand how you could be THAT bad consistently at the top of the zone.

Bill Miller is complete garbage. Holy shit. Lmfao

@Cluadia12654901 @Toobusy41913321 Dead Internet theory

@Toobusy41913321 Right?? That combo is insane 😮‍🔥 The croc scenes had me on edge, and the jungle ops just took it to another level—nonstop intensity! Whoever came up with that mix knew exactly what they were doing.

@L0UHERNAND3Z @TalkinBaseball_

@xMediocrityx @TalkinBaseball_ Correct for one thousand points!

Braves are all over Chase Dollander! He's given up six earned runs tonight after allowing just eight in 32 innings to start the year

@L0UHERNAND3Z @TalkinBaseball_ Everyone is an ace against the Mets.

@TalkinBaseball_ Yall though Dollander was good????? WRONG! He's only an ace against the #LOLMets!

@chitowncw @RangerApologist @TalkinBaseball_ I 100% agree with you. However, in almost any other profession, if you make the same mistakes over and over again, your company either terminates you or, more commonly in today’s workforce, replaces you with a system that uses less labor capital and is more accurate.

@RangerApologist @TalkinBaseball_ Everyone makes mistakes tbf

"It is... Yikes" Calls like this are why we have ABS

@notsack3 @Picolas_Caged @exec_sum Urine

@Picolas_Caged @exec_sum Ur in

"I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons" JPMorgan LevFin executive director Lorna Hajdini, quoted in an anonymous lawsuit by a junior male colleague accusing her of making him her sex slave Viagra, roofies, and balls not "tasting like curry" are some other astonishing highlights of the lawsuit that accuses Hajdini of rape, stalking, and abuse

@Taling187 @horyfawk @cbradshaw9teen @MLB Reading comprehension at an all time low.

@xMediocrityx @horyfawk @cbradshaw9teen @MLB Ssshhhh. You're a Phillies fan, go argue with another loser like a Mets fan or whatever

The Cubs move to fourth place in this week’s Team Power Rankings after their 10-game winning streak — the longest this season so far!

@Taling187 @horyfawk @cbradshaw9teen @MLB Mf said “BA” 😭😭😭

@horyfawk @cbradshaw9teen @MLB Dodgers has the best OPS and BA in MLB. Most hr too

@Freddy1sK1ng @Braves They aren’t playing the Mets??

@Braves LMAO HOW DO U LOSE TO THE WORST TEAM IN BASEBALL

Final: Phillies 8, #Braves 5.

@alleycat0592 @imskeef @officialkateGr They can pry this app out of my cold, dead hands.

@imskeef @officialkateGr Close to 100% but send me a vial of your blood so we can be sure

whats that song thats like “drink and jack off by myself, theres jеws in texas I can tell”

@EtchedInBlood @Neon363093 @imskeef @LucarioBarbosa Aaaaand he’s dead

@Neon363093 @imskeef @LucarioBarbosa Like I don't care at all

@SamosaPoha @MLB @Braves India

@MLB @Braves Albies, Riley, AND Olson all go yard. The Marlins pitching staff needs a group therapy session.

Ozzie Albies, Austin Riley, and Matt Olson all homer in the @Braves win!

@LeonUlmer @Mcvanbee @FastbreakHoops5 Europe also has ~ 80 million more people than North America.

@Mcvanbee @FastbreakHoops5 The continent of Europe is just slightly bigger than the US

Name 5 current Americans that can beat this team.

@Chris8711 @killmefam @prisonmike

@killmefam What’s his @ I love prison content

@SheaWhigham007 @3vil3mpir36 @Swagsx2 @BookitWithTrent Underrated twit

@3vil3mpir36 @Swagsx2 @BookitWithTrent tripping

Would you say the average person has a better chance of attempting to block Myles Garrett given 20 attempts or making fair contact off Paul Skenes on 20 pitches?

@nopicspls90210 @DeeHarp @Realrclark25 Grown men, mind you.

@DeeHarp @Realrclark25 Cam Newton had Jason Whitlock on his podcast, when Cam literally works under Steven A Smith on espn.

If someone shows you love, has you on “their” show twice a week… at least. You don’t bring his known enemy on your show and allow your guest to talk 💩 about person. That’s not G at all. Loyalty is at a minimum these days.

@dizneyx @Turbinetraveler severemalaria.org/countries/nige… Just do an iota of research. I’m begging you.

I know dummies like you don't even have basic knowledge and not educated. Well, Malaria isn’t even a problem in Nigeria. Meanwhile in your broken country, people are dying in huge numbers from heart disease, cancer, strokes, diabetes, drug overdoses especially Fentanyl and even gun violence everyday. So while you’re busy talking about mosquitoes, your country is battling more worst diseases, addiction and violence on a daily basis. Fix your home first dummy.

Here’s a front-facing photo of Air Canada Express Flight AC8646, a Bombardier CRJ-900 from Montreal, showing the crash damage at LaGuardia.

@dizneyx @Turbinetraveler Malaria is the #1 killer in your shit hole country. Take time to educate yourself on how a mosquito has terrorized your people for thousands of years.

Focus on the issues happening in your own country like the frequent supermarket shootings before spreading misinformation about others. Your media has fed you with a wrong narrative about Nigeria and Africa as a whole. Take time to educate yourself and understand the reality beyond those stereotypes.

@dizneyx @Turbinetraveler Saying this from a bot account in fucking Nigeria of all places, is wild.

@Turbinetraveler How did this happened? America is gradually turning into a third world country. 😥

@somekindacar The celery is the most flavorful thing on that plate.